2008-10-22.log

--- Day changed Wed Oct 22 2008
kanzurelaunch in 15 minutes http://www.isro.org/pslv-c11/videos/introduction.htm00:40
fenni didnt even know india had a space program01:17
kanzure"where else are they going to go"01:18
willPow3r_"chandrayaan" sounds a lot like "challenger"01:20
willPow3r_not that i'm wishing anything bad upon them. i love india01:29
percent_Okay, fuckers03:13
percent_Since I almost just fucking died03:13
percent_Tell me why the fuck an unpowered DC power supply would, upon connecting it (via alligator clips) to a very hot vacuum furnace's high voltage feedthrough would fucking through a gigantic spark and kill the power to the whole row of rockets on the wall03:14
willPow3r_jihading not going so well?03:14
percent_Seriously03:14
percent_If I hadn't taped that alligator clip03:15
percent_My black ass would have been fucking fried03:15
percent_FRIED03:15
percent_LIKE CHICKEN03:15
bkeroMmm03:15
bkerofried chicken03:15
willPow3r_mmm... fried chicken03:15
percent_Also03:15
percent_Fuck complicated labs03:15
percent_can't find the circuit breaker03:15
percent_*turns on one switch*03:16
percent_*turbopump spins down*03:16
percent_OH SHI- *frantically turns switch back*03:16
willPow3r_maybe u need to replace the vacuum tube?03:16
willPow3r_or a fuse03:16
willPow3r_what kind of lab are you working in?03:17
percent_MEMS03:18
percent_it's THE NANOSCIENCE, YO03:18
percent_This is just basic electronics03:18
willPow3r_did u watch the safety video prior to engaging in lab activity?03:19
percent_no fuck you03:19
percent_tell me how to make my goddamn reactor work again you cocksucking faggot03:20
willPow3r_2nd switch on the left03:20
willPow3r_turn right full03:21
percent_fuck03:21
percent_is anyone in here a nanoscientist or somethin03:21
percent_any nanoscientists...?03:22
willPow3r_there are, but they're too small to use a keyboard03:23
* willPow3r_ shuts up now.03:23
-!- percent_ is now known as jihaaaad03:23
jihaaaad...03:24
jihaaaad*raises AK into air*03:24
jihaaaadALLU AKBAR03:24
willPow3r_i've read somewhere that the people who live in tennessee shoot more rounds into the air than all of the people in the middle east combined03:26
jihaaaadI'd wager that's incorrect03:27
jihaaaadIslamic governments pretty routinely issue fatwas against it03:27
jihaaaadwhich, of course, nobody listens to03:27
jihaaaadCelebratory gunfire is a pretty well-established tradition03:27
fennhmm so you connected alligator clips to HV and it sparked and you are surprised?03:28
jonathan_what?03:35
jonathan_dc supplies are grounded.  03:35
jonathan_even tho it is unpowered.03:35
jonathan_circuit still exists.03:35
bkeroDC supplies are a voltage potential to a ground(sometimes earth)03:35
jonathan_not lab supplies03:36
jonathan_ground is ground03:36
jonathan_not "a ground".  it is THE ground.03:36
bkeroDC supplies positive terminal is a positive voltage potential above a negative.03:36
bkeroYou can have a positive terminal of +5v, and a negative of +2v, and you would have a nominal +3v03:37
bkero(your output would be a nominal +3v).  That's what's referred to as a floating ground IIRC03:37
jonathan_usually not on a lab supply....03:39
jonathan_lab supply black plug is usually connected to earth internally03:39
kanzureHeh. So last minute studiers are emailing the vocab class. "But it would be GREAT if anyone could tell me if we are supposed to only know the words of the musculoskeltal system and the other systems, or are we supposed to know where they go on a body? " 03:39
jonathan_to float it, you need to use TWO supplies ganged together03:39
kanzureThat particular student needs to go back to studying der musculoskel-tal system.03:40
jihaaaadbkero: this particular one was not plugged in03:47
fennvocab class? arent you an engineering student?03:48
jihaaaadBIOMEDICAL ENGINEERING YOU FUCKING FAG03:48
kanzurerequired social/humanities credit, so I opted for "medical and scientific terminology" instead of "classics of civilization" and so on03:49
fenngood morning to you too03:49
jihaaaadNO LONGER IS SCIENCE RELEGATED TO EXAMINING YOUR MOM'S COLD, UNFEELING VAGINA03:49
jihaaaadMorning, fenn :D03:49
-!- jihaaaad is now known as Star_and_Sun05:02
-!- Star_and_Sun is now known as jihaaaaaaad05:04
jonathan_does anyone here study dna in detail06:46
jihaaaaaaadjonathan_: Pretty much everyone in here does07:10
jihaaaaaaadkanzure is our resident geneticist, though07:10
jihaaaaaaadyou're apparently our resident FAGGOT07:11
jonathan_why is dna sequencing so difficult?07:11
jihaaaaaaadBecause you're building molecule by molecule.07:11
jihaaaaaaadGenetic sequencing machines are the first real nanotechnology.07:11
jonathan_nono i mean measuring dna, not creating dna07:11
jihaaaaaaadbecause it's more or less picking them apart base pair by base pair07:11
jihaaaaaaadIt's serial, not parallel07:12
jihaaaaaaadwhich means it's SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW07:12
-!- chizu_ is now known as chizu07:14
jihaaaaaaadso07:14
jihaaaaaaadthat's why07:14
jihaaaaaaad...07:14
jihaaaaaaadfag07:14
jonathan_not sure I get it07:16
jihaaaaaaadBasically07:16
jihaaaaaaadYou need to pick apart each molecule, right?07:17
jihaaaaaaadAnd then determine what it is07:17
jihaaaaaaadi imagine they do that with some sort of mass spec07:17
jonathan_I am thinking of the gels07:17
jonathan_they work on different principles07:18
jihaaaaaaadoh07:18
jihaaaaaaadwell07:18
jihaaaaaaadfuck you07:18
fenngels isnt exactly "in detail"07:20
jihaaaaaaadyeah, FAG07:21
jihaaaaaaadlisten to fenn07:21
fennsequencing isn't difficult, but most new methods are proprietary (patented) and so people dont have access to them07:22
fennor something like that07:22
jihaaaaaaadYEAH, YOU DON'T HAVE ACCESS TO THAT SHIT07:22
jihaaaaaaadSO07:22
UtopiahGHMLfuck patents.07:22
jihaaaaaaadFUCKIN THERE07:22
fenni also dont have a chip fab or lasers etc etc07:23
jihaaaaaaadUtopiahGHML: I've always thought that I'd build patented machines and just not sell them07:23
jihaaaaaaadUse them for my own work.07:23
fenntechnically you arent allowed to do even that07:23
jihaaaaaaadWait07:23
jihaaaaaaadWho cares about allowed?07:23
jihaaaaaaadRemember, I'm an adamant black hat?07:23
fennonly for "purposes of education"07:23
fennwhy not sell them too?07:23
jihaaaaaaadI really don't much care about intellectual property law07:23
jihaaaaaaadbecause07:23
jihaaaaaaadthat's a great way to go to prison forever07:24
UtopiahGHMLjihaaaaaaad: corporations are already doing that but don't even take the time to build and use, they do creativity meeting just to patent potential useful things , it's like pre-emptive strike...07:24
jihaaaaaaadUtopiahGHML: Then they file their patents, then you download the patents and build the machine on your own07:25
jihaaaaaaadif you dare07:25
jihaaaaaaadand07:25
jihaaaaaaadsince you're such a nigger07:25
jihaaaaaaadyou mightn't 07:25
jihaaaaaaadGod, I hate black people07:25
jonathan_wait07:25
jonathan_if these new methods are patented07:26
jonathan_then they are public07:26
jihaaaaaaadYes.07:26
jonathan_so what is an example07:26
fennsomething along those lines. having a patent doesnt necessarily mean they explain how to build the machine in the patent07:26
jihaaaaaaadOne thing that bugs me about this channel is our completely pussy stance on blatantly illegal activities07:26
jihaaaaaaadMay I remind you all that you're bioHACKERS?07:26
UtopiahGHMLthey have to explain the innovation though but basicallt they use methods like Triz I think07:26
fennjihaaaaaaad: where did you get the idea we condemn illegal activities?07:27
jihaaaaaaadI don't give a fuck what the White Hat Cocksucking Machine says, hackers do bad, illegal things and I'm goddamn proud of it07:27
jihaaaaaaadfenn: you guys didn't even curse till kanzure invited me07:27
jihaaaaaaadI just made it feel so good to be so bad07:27
fennso?07:27
jihaaaaaaadanyway07:27
UtopiahGHMLJoel's friend the 22/08/0807:27
jihaaaaaaadas bioHACKERS, you should do bad, illegal things07:27
UtopiahGHML* InnovationLabs * by Nathan Myrvochld (from Microsoft) writer of the NewYoekerMag * idea of patents fiesta where people are gathered to patent the result of their brainstorming 07:27
jihaaaaaaadbut07:27
jihaaaaaaaduh07:27
wrldpc2uh07:28
jihaaaaaaadtry to not kill us all07:28
UtopiahGHML(didn't explore that but a friend explained me that few months ago)07:28
jihaaaaaaadWrite a benign virus that inserts shout-outs into people's DNA!07:28
jihaaaaaaadTint animals pink!07:28
UtopiahGHML"hackers do bad, illegal things" ...07:28
jonathan_- they use methods like Triz I think07:28
wrldpc2...07:28
jonathan_what's that07:28
jihaaaaaaadUtopiahGHML: Don't listen to the whitewashed bullshit.07:28
jihaaaaaaadpeople say oh we're just little security elves tee hee07:29
jihaaaaaaadno07:29
jihaaaaaaadfuck those guys07:29
jihaaaaaaadnever even seen x86 ISA07:29
wrldpc2Jihad can you hijack satellite transmissions?07:29
UtopiahGHMLjonathan_: innovation method, basically you have a matrice of processes and of technical solution and you see what could work, you end up generation solutions you never thought about before thus potentially innoavting07:29
jihaaaaaaadHijack, no. Intercept, read, and MAYBE POSSIBLY send packets to LOCALLY, yeah07:30
jihaaaaaaadI'd need fairly expensive equipment though.07:30
jihaaaaaaadwhy?07:30
wrldpc2does anyone have the link to the young mice aging after the brain injections from old mice that bryan posted earlier?07:30
fennbleah this website sucks. anyway jonathan_ watch the demo: http://www.pacificbiosciences.com/07:30
wrldpc2<--- aging is a disease07:30
jihaaaaaaadwho's bryan 07:30
jihaaaaaaadi only know a kanzure07:30
jihaaaaaaadTHIS IS THE INTERNET07:30
jihaaaaaaadYOU HAVE NO NAME07:30
wrldpc2he runs the chan.07:31
wrldpc2...07:31
jihaaaaaaadI know.07:31
wrldpc2no i don't think you do.07:31
jihaaaaaaadyes07:31
jihaaaaaaadi do07:31
wrldpc2no actually.07:31
wrldpc2you don't.07:31
jihaaaaaaadyeah, I do07:31
fennno really!07:31
jihaaaaaaadi'm percent07:31
jihaaaaaaadremember?07:31
wrldpc2no, REALLY.07:31
fenn100%07:31
-!- jihaaaaaaad is now known as percent_07:31
wrldpc2oh07:31
percent_remember that douche?07:31
percent_i'm that guy07:31
wrldpc2fuck you07:31
percent_fuck you, FAG07:31
wrldpc2heh07:31
* fenn starts whistling "battle of the trolls"07:32
wrldpc2you're wylin07:32
wrldpc2are you on meth right now?07:32
wrldpc2amphetamines?07:32
percent_are you asking me to SHIT all over your CHEST, wrldpc207:32
wrldpc2caffeine?07:32
percent_Hell, when am I not on meth?07:32
-!- percent_ is now known as jihaaad07:32
wrldpc2...07:32
jihaaadThe scary part is, I'm entirely sober.07:32
wrldpc2What's your concentration?07:32
jonathan_phospholinked nucleotides07:32
jihaaadMy density is about the same as that of water07:33
wrldpc2...07:33
jihaaadoh07:33
jihaaadyou want to know what i do07:33
jihaaadI am made of nanoscience, I eat, sleep, and breathe CVD, specifically, PE-CVD07:33
fennwhat's PE?07:33
jihaaadplasma ENHANCED07:33
jihaaadfor natural enhancement of your nanotubes07:34
wrldpc2I went to this Jim Collins lecture today07:34
jonathan_read through a 70nm tube07:34
UtopiahGHMLhey what do you think of Susan's Blackmore idea about Temes (after Genes and Memes), she presented it during TED (video here http://www.ted.com/index.php/talks/susan_blackmore_on_memes_and_temes.html )07:34
jihaaad70nm wide...?07:34
jihaaadThat's wider than an SNOM probe07:34
jihaaadnot ace07:34
jihaaadgayce07:34
wrldpc2So you do meth.07:34
jihaaador  70nm long? then it'd be only a few nm wide07:35
jihaaadto maintain a 40:1 aspect ratio typical of most tubes07:35
jihaaadwrldpc2: at least i'm not gay07:36
jihaaadlike you07:36
jihaaadwhat are you good at07:36
jihaaadhuh?07:36
jihaaadare you published?07:36
jihaaadDO YOU FUCKIN DO CANCER RESEARCH I THINK NOT07:36
wrldpc2I'm heterosexual.07:36
fenncancer research.. 07:36
jihaaadwrldpc2: No, you're gay.07:36
wrldpc2No I'm not.07:37
jihaaadTomorrow, you can be straight if I declare someone else gay.07:37
wrldpc2LOLwtf07:37
jihaaadSorry, that's how it is here.07:37
wrldpc2I don't live in your head, man!  I actually exist!07:37
jihaaadI dare you to prove that.07:37
UtopiahGHMLso, anobody? maybe you've read Richard Dawkins The Selfish Gene, it's on the same line of thoughts07:37
wrldpc2LOL call me 617 335 645707:37
jihaaadA lofty statement from someone I'm making up!07:37
wrldpc2HAH!07:37
wrldpc2I'm not a Dawkins fan.07:37
jihaaadHow do I know I won't just convince myself I'm talking to someone on the phone?07:37
wrldpc2He's cool ...07:38
fennUtopiahGHML: watching it07:38
wrldpc2enough.07:38
jihaaadplus07:38
jihaaadyou just dropped your docs up in hurr07:38
jihaaadnot smart07:38
wrldpc2..07:38
jonathan_70nm waveguide made of glass.   measurement uses 20E-21 L volumes07:38
wrldpc2wtf r u going to do?07:38
jonathan_that's small07:38
wrldpc2I'll send you a vial of blood.07:38
jihaaadUh, potentially?07:38
UtopiahGHMLwrldpc2: well Im taking about the idea of self-rep, genes, etc... not he's anti-religion nearly fanatic side (even if I kind of agree with him)07:38
wrldpc2UH POTENTIALLY07:38
jihaaadCompletely fuck your life up. 07:38
jihaaadEither way07:39
wrldpc2MY name is Benjamin Peterson07:39
jihaaadThere's no way you can prove you exist.07:39
wrldpc2I live at 49 Thomas St. Belmont MA 0247807:39
wrldpc2My SSN is 018 70 272507:39
wrldpc2I was born 3/22/198107:39
wrldpc2You fucking pussy.07:39
UtopiahGHMLfenn: ok :)07:39
jihaaadPussy?07:39
jihaaadOh no07:39
wrldpc2Call me coward.07:39
jihaaadyou did NOT just go internet tough guy on me07:39
wrldpc2oh yes07:39
wrldpc2oh i went there07:39
wrldpc2i'm there07:39
jonathan_what kind of photo detector can detect a single phosporic event like that?07:39
wrldpc2heh07:40
wrldpc2STOP07:40
jihaaadNo :D07:40
UtopiahGHMLjonathan_: could you hijack a plant? I mean is the technology small enough to shortcircuit plants natural functions like... their detectors let's imagine? (candid question but Im curious)07:40
wrldpc2>:(07:40
wrldpc2biotch07:41
jihaaador what07:41
jihaaadyou do realize i'm a huge black guy, right?07:41
wrldpc2i don't give a fuck07:41
jihaaadSO WHAT, WHITEY07:41
jonathan_and obama will win the white house. whatever07:41
UtopiahGHMLyou guys should do sports, really it helps to clear the mind unlike online faked violence aka trolling.07:42
jihaaadIs your cell phone STILL working?07:42
wrldpc2Congratulations, percent.07:42
jihaaadUtopiahGHML: I meditate.07:42
wrldpc2now send a message to everyone.07:42
jihaaadAnd do sports, but I recently started meditating. 07:42
wrldpc2in the world.07:42
wrldpc2with a cell phone.07:43
jihaaadwrldpc2: I fail to see the relevance07:43
wrldpc2the relevance!?  You just message bombed my cell phone!07:43
jihaaadClearly, such a message would only reach those with methods of modern information conveyance 07:43
wrldpc2He's doing it again.07:43
jihaaadI did no such thing07:43
jihaaadI am not07:43
jihaaadwhat are you talking about07:43
wrldpc2I'm turning you in to the authorities if you do that to me again.07:44
jihaaadoh god07:44
jihaaadplease07:44
jihaaaddon't07:44
wrldpc2They'll cancel your AIM.07:44
jihaaadCANCEL MY AIM!?!!?!?07:44
jihaaadOH07:44
jihaaadGOD NO07:44
jihaaadNO07:44
jonathan_i'm not sure I get the detection part.07:44
jihaaadNOT MY AIM07:44
jihaaadMY AIM?!?!?!?!07:44
jihaaadGUYS07:44
wrldpc2You don't care about your AIM?07:45
jihaaadHE'S GONNA GET THE AUTHORITIES TO CANCEL MY AIM07:45
jihaaadfuck no, douchebag07:45
jihaaadAIM accounts take three seconds to create and i never use them for more than a week or so07:45
wrldpc2So you wouldn't care if you never had it again?07:45
jihaaadNo, dipshit. I don't cling to an identity. 07:45
wrldpc2I don't think you're understanding me.07:46
fennUtopiahGHML: i love the wardenclyffe brain towers :)07:46
jihaaadOh, I do. 07:46
jihaaadI think you think I care about an AIM account07:46
wrldpc2You wouldn't care if you could never use AIM again forever?07:46
jihaaadhahaha07:46
jihaaadguys07:46
jihaaaddid you hear that one07:46
jihaaadwrldpc2: When I want on AIM, I'll get on AIM.07:46
wrldpc2It's an honest question.07:46
jihaaadThat's what god invented proxies for.07:46
wrldpc2I don't think you should be so brash.07:47
wrldpc2You're acting irrationally. 07:47
UtopiahGHMLjonathan_: well a plant is bunch of functions that in the end make it sustain for a certain time. What if you could connect to the information paths (whatever the resulting form would be, probably fluids) of the plant to use them?07:47
jihaaadWell, at least you're not making dumb threats anyore07:47
jihaaadwrldpc2: No, I'm acting arrogantly. 07:47
UtopiahGHMLfenn: yep it's a great visual07:47
jihaaadEveryone else in here can tolerate the fact that I'm an asshat. 07:47
jonathan_i dont think so.....  this is very small07:47
wrldpc2Arrogantly too, yes.07:47
jihaaadI pull my ow weight and I know my shit. 07:47
jihaaad*Own.07:47
jihaaadBeyond that, what else matters?07:48
UtopiahGHMLjonathan_: ok so as I said before the bottleneck is miniaturization?07:48
jihaaadUtopiahGHML: Welcome to 196707:49
jihaaadFeynman more or less said that07:49
fennUtopiahGHML: cats have language but not big brains, so uh.. yeah07:49
jihaaadmay he rest in peace 07:49
jonathan_this article explains it a little bit  http://www.in-sequence.com/issues/2_7/webreprints/145257-1.html07:49
UtopiahGHMLjihaaad: well I know nothing about biology so arriving in 1967 is already a great achievement for me :D07:50
jonathan_- However, some attenuated light forms an evanescent field just inside the well near its bottom, creating a tiny illuminated detection volume of 20 zeptoliters, small enough to observe a single molecule of DNA polymerase holding on to a nucleotide, but no surrounding fluorescent molecules.07:50
jihaaadHa, I was talking about "There's Plenty Of Room At the Bottom"07:50
jonathan_So that's what zL is07:50
jihaaadFeynman's paper. THE paper.07:50
jonathan_I read some article that said 10 uL - zL07:50
jihaaadyou just say07:50
jihaaadfeynman's paper07:50
jihaaadand07:50
jonathan_I never heard of zL before07:50
jihaaadyou fuckin know whats u07:50
jihaaadp07:50
jihaaadyou know07:51
jihaaadthat cat be talkin about that other car07:51
jihaaad*cat07:51
jihaaadfeynman07:51
jihaaadyou see feynman's name07:52
jihaaadand your like07:52
jihaaadnano-SCIEEEENCEEEEE07:52
UtopiahGHMLfenn: so what do you think about the video?07:52
fennum. british accent07:52
fennblue hair07:52
fenni havent really digested it yet07:53
UtopiahGHMLI do enjoy the british accent, it makes it so... classy/passe :P07:53
fennother species imitate but dont have this "meme infestation"07:53
fennor so she says07:53
jihaaadI hate the idea of a "British Accent"07:54
jihaaadI get mistaken for having one of these phantom things all the time because of my speaking cadence and choice of words07:54
jihaaadA lot of people think well-spoken = British07:54
fenn"temes" == another lame word07:54
jihaaadAnd they don't differentiate between South London, Cockney, and the most beautiful form of English, Received Pronunciation 07:55
jihaaadso07:55
jihaaadfuckin douchebags07:55
jonathan_a single-photon-sensitive CCD array, a monochrome detector. 07:56
UtopiahGHMLfenn: yep but the concept, self-rep and the battle over resources whatever the living substrate of the "organism", what do you think of it?07:56
jonathan_ah07:56
jonathan_I dont think they have single-photon CCDs at frys07:56
jihaaadjonathan_: I've seen them done before07:58
jihaaadYou just need a hardcore attenuated laser07:58
jonathan_damn07:58
jihaaadand any old CCD should work07:58
jonathan_i keep hitting the "clear window" button in this client07:58
jihaaadasshole07:58
jonathan_why on earth wouold the developers put that button there07:59
fennUtopiahGHML: bleh more pop science ready for being misconstrued by ignorant fucks07:59
jihaaadWhat client?08:00
jonathan_colloquy08:00
jonathan_os/x08:00
jonathan_ok i fixed it08:00
jonathan_anyway08:00
UtopiahGHMLfenn: ok, what's the incoherence in this theory?08:00
jonathan_I wonder if this fluorescent label method could be used in water-oil emulsion dna membranes08:01
jihaaadcolloquy sucks08:01
jihaaadI use it08:01
fenn"will corporations kill us all?"08:01
jonathan_all this nano zL stuff is hard to do08:01
jihaaadbut i may just migrate 08:01
jonathan_if each water-oil emulsion droplet contained ONE dna08:02
jonathan_similar to their nanopore guides08:03
jonathan_- The price of the instrument will likely be in the range of that of 454's Genome Sequencer, Illumina's Genome Analyzer, or ABI's SOLiD system, which currently sell for between $400,000 and $600,000. 08:03
fennUtopiahGHML: 1 problem is she totally ignores human biases such as tribalism, self-preservation, self-aggrandizement, etc08:03
jonathan_that's pricey08:03
jonathan_I want one for like $250 US08:04
fennUtopiahGHML: and then she just sort of skips to temes embodied in robots or something.. (no squishy warm bodies)08:04
UtopiahGHMLwell if they have a competitive advantage, despite all the human biased strategy, what difference does it make?08:05
jonathan_anyway dna sequencing seems like, the problems are, 1) separating one single molecule to measure it;  2) getting it to do something to measure it;  3) measuring it08:05
fennUtopiahGHML: a huge difference, this is why we have political debates about morality and fairness08:06
UtopiahGHMLas in political debates having an impact on anything?!08:08
fennok so we're losing that battle..08:08
jihaaadnight08:08
UtopiahGHMLwell I don't know how accurate/realistic her idea/theory is, I just find it interesting as it sounds coherent to me08:09
UtopiahGHMLhttp://www.metaefficient.com/transportation/300mpg-aptera-car.html it looks like spermatozoide, mimetic everything :-#08:14
fennaptera is sweet08:16
fennit's anti-memetic, form actually derived from function for once08:17
jonathan_looks liek the wheels will fall off08:17
jonathan_each front wheel is a motor right?08:18
fenni'd rather the wheel fall off than crack my skull open08:18
fenncrash energy is absorbed when "the wheel falls off"08:18
UtopiahGHMLfenn: I said mimetic as in bio mimicry as in inspiring yourself from thousands of years of natural evolution regarding optimization (thus yes form following the function as the sperm like the car should be efficient to travel in a certain space)08:19
fennit doesnt look anything like a sperm08:21
fennjonathan_: rear wheel has electric motor, also a gasoline generator08:21
fennseries plug-in-hybrid08:22
fenn(i think they should have done diesel, but meh)08:22
jonathan_i'd rather have electric speedbike08:22
fenni'd rather have a fusion powered rocket08:22
jonathan_how much does it weigh08:22
jonathan_all that extra body weight08:23
UtopiahGHMLjonathan_: http://ampedbikes.com/08:23
fenn1480lb08:23
jonathan_like a big battery case with wheels attached and seats on top is all08:23
fennare you trying to say 1480lb is heavy?08:23
jonathan_yes08:24
fennok08:24
jonathan_without batteries right?08:24
fennuh, i think that's with batts08:24
jonathan_heat pump for a/c?  wonder how well that works in florida08:24
jonathan_faq - Since the Aptera is classified as a motorcycle, do you have to wear a helmet or get an endorsement on my license?08:26
jonathan_so technically its a motorcycle eh08:26
fennvaries by state08:26
fennbecause it has three wheels08:26
fennapparently Pi is 3 and tomatoes are vegetables too08:26
fennso, technically it's not a motorcycle, but legally it is08:27
jonathan_which is more dangerous to the environment.  burning gasoline or dumping dead batteries into landfills08:28
fenndepends what kind of batteries and what kind of landfills08:30
fenncarbon manganese batts are basically dirt08:31
jonathan_need some diy bacteria to eat the lithium ones i guess08:32
fennalso, cars are generally not put into landfills since it's profitable to recycle them08:32
fennlithium = sea salt08:32
fennsupposedly nickel batteries are environmentally friendly but i dont really see why08:33
fenncadmium is horrible awful stuff, worse than lead08:33
jonathan_lithium = explosive. from what i remember of chem class08:36
fennyep08:37
fennNickel has been demonstrated to be an essential nutrient for some mammalian species, and it has been suggested that it may also be essential for human nutrition.08:38
fennhuh.08:38
jonathan_nickels only cost 0.05 so cheaper than a big mac08:40
jonathan_marinate first for better flavor08:40
fennwhat's surprising is that aptera seems to be committed to the < $30k price tag08:42
fennoops, i guess it was originally $20k08:44
UtopiahGHMLfenn: you talked about form following the function, do you have any idea of lib/API that would do that for software, as in using GraphViz on data that would automatically choose the representation based on meta-data09:08
fennUtopiahGHML: yes i am building it (supposedly)09:18
fennSKDB + GA09:19
UtopiahGHMLcan I query it online?09:19
UtopiahGHMLsending a data to display + meta-data and have a graph without enterting directly any visual information (like a shape or a color)09:23
fennno you may not!09:23
fennoh wait, you mean designing software UI?09:24
fennthat's lame09:24
UtopiahGHMLwas thinking content and later UI09:25
fenni guess you could play around with libglade, shuffle the xml around09:25
UtopiahGHML(since it could be derived form the content)09:25
fennbut most UI problems derive from bad code09:26
fenni dont know what you mean by content09:26
UtopiahGHMLlet's imagine a graph with meta-data saying each node is a person09:28
UtopiahGHMLso it would use Graphviz to build the visual but thanks to meta-data either draw a little guy or fetch a person picture let's imagine09:29
fennok i'm sure such things exist09:29
UtopiahGHMLcool09:30
fennif my name memory were up to par i could point you to one09:30
fennor you could dig around in here: http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=social%20network%20visualization&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi09:30
fenni guess i have no idea what you're getting at09:32
UtopiahGHMLor http://www.cs.unm.edu/~vail/ or http://www.visualcomplexity.com/vc/09:32
UtopiahGHMLok you have GraphViz right?09:32
fennsure09:32
UtopiahGHMLso when you want to build a visual representation you send data to GraphViz right?09:33
fennyes, in the form of a dot file09:33
UtopiahGHMLnow you usually add other information to say that value under X should be red or that node should be circle, right?09:34
fennyes and i think you can even do pictures *wow*09:34
UtopiahGHMLincredible09:34
fennmind blowing09:34
fennsomebody call the internet police09:34
UtopiahGHMLnow, what about NOT adding GraphViz that it sould be red but instead "bad"?09:35
UtopiahGHMLs/adding/telling/09:35
fenn"bad"?09:35
fenn(one of the most ambiguous words in english)09:35
fennsubjective i should say09:36
UtopiahGHMLany word that would have a meaning instead of only a visual represention from which you derive a meaning09:36
fennok, some semantic content09:36
UtopiahGHMLyes, thus meta-data09:36
UtopiahGHMLthus you provide data (network) + meta-data (semantic description)09:37
fennmetadata just means data about data09:37
UtopiahGHMLand GraphViz give you the graph09:37
fennif the semantic content _is_ the data, it's not metadata09:37
UtopiahGHMLwell what's a semantic description of content if not data about data?09:37
fennanyway, words09:38
fennso, what does this have to do with form following function?09:38
UtopiahGHMLyou describe the function and the forms get drawn09:40
fennthese guys have some neat stuff (one of the graphs on visualcomplexity): http://graphics.uni-konstanz.de/publikationen/09:40
fenni especially like the non-photorealistic rendering09:41
UtopiahGHMLdamn it, why guys in the valley think PDT is the universal time... wtf09:46
fennmm.. universal time is a tough concept09:47
UtopiahGHMLhttp://www.dipity.com/utopiah/personal/embed_tl?09:47
fennconsider that you may be composed of atoms from different stars, and different histories of time distortion09:47
UtopiahGHML"anyway, words"09:47
fenner, time dilation09:47
fennit's not such a problem on earth yet09:48
fennyou know you can probably change your timezone09:49
UtopiahGHMLI did but the source file doesn't have an explicit timezone so by default it uses PDT09:49
fenni'm actually surprised this works with my browser at all: http://fennetic.net/pub/irc/utopiah-dipity.png09:51
UtopiahGHMLlooks... dark but yep, it works, nice09:52
UtopiahGHML(thank you for the screenshot btw)09:53
UtopiahGHMLit's based on the RSS feed of my wiki09:54
UtopiahGHMLIm looking for visualization so that contributer can see visual timeline of their projects09:54
UtopiahGHMLideally I would call Dipity API to add rendering of the wiki pages and this have a visual evolution over time09:56
fennthis is cool (page rank for images): http://www.visualcomplexity.com/vc/project_details.cfm?id=596&index=596&domain=09:56
fennthe graph edges are totally useless though09:57
UtopiahGHMLmakes it more trendy networky09:57
UtopiahGHMLbut VC is overall a very interesting site09:57
UtopiahGHMLbtw since you like semantic over meta-data, heard any recommandation/paper on having user-friendly semantic-wiki? guidelines to stay end-user oriented but still be able to "harness the mighty power of the semantic web 3.0 buzzword buzzword"?09:59
fennnope10:01
fennand i dont think semantic classification will ever be "end user friendly"10:01
fennfirst you have to learn the syntax, then you have to learn the ontology10:02
UtopiahGHMLyep Im afraid but basically I want a semantic wiki that I could "query" based on data that my friend could simple "click-edit"10:02
fennit's not like tagging where you just get a big blob of folksonomy10:03
fennthe idea is to be able to run it through (relatively) brittle code10:03
UtopiahGHMLhttp://www.ted.com/index.php/talks/janine_benyus_shares_nature_s_designs.html11:48
kanzurehttp://sciencecareers.sciencemag.org/career_magazine/previous_issues/articles/2008_10_17/caredit.a080015111:53
kanzureNo mention of us.11:53
kanzureArticle on synthetic biology opportunities. Huge list.11:54
kanzureCompletely ignores us.11:54
kanzurehttp://www.serebiiforums.com/showthread.php?t=152531 "yeah, but your mew has to be a super saiyan to get it." good times.12:02
facefacecan I change the edge thickness in graphviz?12:15
kanzureho ho ho .. presentation cancelled ... yay putting off studying for the midterm in place of doing the presentation ..12:35
* UtopiahGHML is looking for a FOSS equivalent of iThink/Stella (modelling+simu)14:40
bkeroshake14:41
UtopiahGHML?14:42
UtopiahGHML(maybe OpenModellica even if it seems more meca oriented)14:46
bkerohttp://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v362/184/115/739175217/n739175217_1899608_601.jpg manpurse15:09
jonathan_so I just read about the history of the discovery of PCR.15:20
jonathan_it's a bit whacky15:20
bkeroThis piece of DNA just keeps replicating!!!15:20
bkeroWhat do we do?15:20
jonathan_seemingly, 1) it is thought of as an obvious idea (it is rather obvious)...  2)  no one thought of it before mullis; 3) mullis is seemingly not so reputable of a scientist15:22
jonathan_?15:22
jonathan_bio is so strange15:23
kanzure_1_What is reputability?16:04
UtopiahGHMLpopularity/social validation16:05
bkeroEthos16:05
UtopiahGHMLsame root as reputation sa guess16:05
xp_prgkanzure you here man?18:24
xp_prgis anyone here?18:33
proctodoes anyone know IRC channels with marine engineers in them?18:36
xp_prgprocto hey man!18:37
proctohowdy18:37
xp_prgprocto quick question, what other cells beside e-coli are used for synthetic biology?18:37
proctoI think yeast is used sometimes, too18:38
proctobut most it's e.coli18:38
proctoit's all about making cells competent18:38
proctohttp://www.invitrogen.com/site/us/en/home/Products-and-Services/Applications/Cloning/Transformation/Chemically-Competent.html18:39
proctothere's a list of cells that invitrogen cells18:39
proctoall of those are ecoli afaict18:39
proctoyeah, all e.coli18:40
proctobut yeah, I've seen yeast used, too18:40
xp_prgok thanks!18:40
wrldpc2collins talked a lot about e. coli last night at BU.18:40
wrldpc2procto how was the last diybio boston meeting?  i couldn't go, cold.18:41
proctoI couldn't go either18:42
proctoit also sounded like more of a lecture meeting than a participatory one18:42
proctoso I didn't feel too bad about it :>18:42
UtopiahGHMLwhat do "marine engineers" do?19:20
wrldpc2kanzure do you have hte link to the brain injection mouse study on instantiated aging?19:42
kanzure_1_wrldpc2: http://heybryan.org/~bbishop/docs/ check the file with the word 'artificial' in the name.19:58
proctoUtopiahGHML: build marine structures. a naval architect would also suffice.19:59
proctothey're roughly the same thing, except that as with buildings, the latter specializes in designing overall plans, while the latter specializes in figuring out how to implement those plans.19:59
kanzure_1_xp_prg: http://heybryan.org/~bbishop/docs/ check the file about 'ecoli' (in the file name) - it talks about alternatives to ecoli19:59
kanzure_1_procto: you used "latter" twice.20:00
kanzure_1_ambiguity.20:00
* procto is working on designs for EphemerIsle (http://seasteading.org/seastead.org/ephemerisle/index.html)20:00
proctothe second latter should be "former"20:00
xp_prgkanzure I just sent you biobench .001!20:05
xp_prgcheck your email20:05
kanzure_1_Give me a moment.20:07
xp_prgk20:07
UtopiahGHMLprocto: is it a project similar to Patris' Friedman project?20:07
kanzure_1_Why the fuck is it in flash?20:09
xp_prgcuz of how dynamic the application is20:09
kanzure_1_bullshit20:09
xp_prgdude did you see it though?!20:09
kanzure_1_I can't open this.20:10
xp_prgyou don't have a flash enabled broswer?20:10
proctoUtopiahGHML: that page is written by him20:10
kanzure_1_No. Why would I?20:10
xp_prgto watch youtube and other stuff etc...20:10
UtopiahGHMLprocto: guess it is then :)20:10
proctoUtopiahGHML: it's one of the events that the seasteading institute is trying to get going20:10
UtopiahGHMLok, cool20:10
proctoUtopiahGHML: though TSI will not be official "organizing" in any capacity to reduce liability20:10
proctoI went to the Seasteading conference a few weeks ago20:11
proctostayed at Patri's house :>20:11
xp_prgkanzure can you get flash so you can look at it? :(20:12
proctoxp_prg: link me?20:12
xp_prgI will forward the files to you procto, what is your email?20:13
kanzure_1_Hold on.20:13
kanzure_1_I'm uploading.20:13
proctokk20:14
proctowaiting for upload :>20:14
proctoxp_prg: my email is on the diybio mailing list, iirc. I'm Mike K20:14
xp_prgwell I don't have that handy, just give it to me here real quick and I will forward you the files20:15
proctokanzure_1_: what's the upload status?20:17
kanzure_1_Uhm, figuring out how to use sftp20:17
proctoxp_prg: see PM20:18
xp_prgsent procto20:19
kanzure_1_http://heybryan.org/~bbishop/docs/biobench/20:20
proctoxp_prg: is it supposed to be just the menu bar?20:21
xp_prgit is suppost to show a picture when you do file->new->cell->yeast20:21
xp_prgno20:21
proctoah, local files can't access remote files20:21
proctothat's a security model violation20:21
proctoyou have to specifically allow20:22
proctobtw, I highly recommend you use Flex if you want to keep using flash20:22
proctoinstead of working in .fla files20:22
xp_prgprocto I have no problem with that I am new to flash and need help understanding the best way to proceed, did you fix the security problem procto, do you see the picture?20:22
proctoI'm using bryan's uploaded20:23
proctoright... seems that doesn't work either20:23
proctoI believe that the code is simple enough to be done wholly within javascript20:23
kanzure_1_why are you using flash.20:24
kanzure_1_do you hate me?20:24
xp_prgno, you will see the app is too complex for actionscript20:25
kanzure_1_that's reason enough to avoid flash20:25
xp_prgbut I will be happy to try to do both20:25
kanzure_1_the javascript is already written20:25
xp_prgI mean too complex for javascript20:25
kanzure_1_for the past two days I've been telling you that20:25
proctouh... actionscript, which is what flash uses20:25
proctorelies on the SAME underlying standard: ECMAScript20:25
proctothe only addition that actionscript provides is an object system and a large library20:26
xp_prgprocto did you ever see the picture?20:26
proctothere is such an abundance of javascript libraries, that this is a feature of actionscript that is negligeable20:26
proctoxp_prg: nope20:26
proctoxp_prg: in ff it just sits there, saying it's transferring data from biologynews20:26
kanzure_1_Also, the flash stuff fails with swf-plugin for firefox.20:27
proctoxp_prg: I have a debug version of flash, but only in IE it pops up a details error20:27
xp_prghmm... I will work on fixing that20:27
kanzure_1_Don't. You don't have to.20:27
kanzure_1_The javascript version already works.20:28
kanzure_1_Do you remember what I was talking about yesterday? About interface1.php, interface2.php, interface3.php and the NetCDM files that they generate?20:28
kanzure_1_http://synbioss.sf.net/20:28
xp_prgya, the javascript stuff you showed me was not as graphically oriented as you first described the application20:28
kanzure_1_How so?20:29
xp_prgyou said you would show a picture of the cell and you would right click on the cell to add bio bricks etc..20:29
kanzure_1_huh20:29
kanzure_1_I did?20:29
xp_prgyup20:29
kanzure_1_why would you click on the cell?20:30
xp_prgit was in the wiki20:30
kanzure_1_What would the point of clicking on a cell be20:31
xp_prglook at the wiki20:32
proctoxp_prg: can you link me to the image you were trying to load?20:32
xp_prgprocto I am fixing it hold on20:34
proctohttp://logarchy.org/biobench.html20:44
proctojust implemented the demo functionality with jquery :>20:44
kanzure_1_procto: Did you see the graph-easy stuff?20:44
kanzure_1_uh20:44
kanzure_1_what the hell are you doing?20:44
proctokanzure_1_: hmm? no20:44
kanzure_1_procto: That's not what we're doing here. :(20:44
proctokanzure_1_: nothing, I just did exactly what the flash biobench does20:44
kanzure_1_wtf, that's what it does?20:44
proctokanzure_1_: I wasn't trying to create anything useful20:44
kanzure_1_What's going on here?20:44
kanzure_1_Why are we clicking on a picture of a cell??20:44
proctokanzure_1_: I have no time for that, or I would've offered righ away20:45
kanzure_1_This has nothing to do with the functionality.20:45
proctokanzure_1_: do you have a doc describing what you need?20:45
proctothat is, a requirements document?20:45
kanzure_1_procto: http://synbioss.sf.net/ Look at the 'designer'. What I need is that to be reverse engineered.20:45
kanzure_1_And then I'll save all of you whining nonbrainers and do the AJAX crap myself.20:45
kanzure_1_http://heybryan.org/graph/ (if you care) is the AJAX implementation.20:46
kanzure_1_http://bloodgate.com/graph-easy/20:46
kanzure_1_http://bloodgate.com/graph-demo/20:46
kanzure_1_xp_prg: http://heybryan.org/mediawiki/index.php/Biobench20:47
kanzure_1_Tell me what this mockup: http://fennetic.net/pub/irc/skdb-mockup/select-icon.png has to do with clicking on a cell?20:47
-!- kanzure_1_ is now known as kanzure__20:48
kanzure__Anyway, the wiki is back up.20:52
kanzure__For the record, the MySQL database had to be "repaired".20:52
kanzure__Anybody know where biobricks.zip is?20:55
kanzure__ping?20:57
xp_prgI don't know where it is20:57
kanzure__You don't have the logs.20:58
proctoI think that the problem is that there isn't a well defined requirements document20:58
kanzure__The AJAX interface is practically done.20:59
kanzure__So now the backend needs to be done. Do you know where the UMN neptune server is?20:59
kanzure__Once those two aspects are done, the basic app is to a "version 1.0 look it actually works" stage.20:59
kanzure__procto: if you want to write a requirements doc for that though, by all means ... it's just that the functionality is clearly already implemented on that server so now it's just a task of figuring out what the backend is.21:01
kanzure__http://neptune.cems.umn.edu/designer/interface1.php21:01
proctoare there rules for how the biobricks fit together?21:02
proctoi.e. what bricks can go and what can't?21:02
proctoand does the neptune server handle that already?21:02
kanzure__The neptune server "handles" it. Yes. In a creative, annoying way. But yes.21:02
proctothose interface#.php pages21:02
kanzure__yes21:03
proctolooking at the tutorial21:03
proctoseem to be mostly collecting data21:03
kanzure__there's also tutorial# pages21:03
proctoor rather, only collecting data21:03
proctothen some funky process occurs behind the scenes, and voila, output file21:03
kanzure__yes but I've already put all of the biobricks into some of those basic categories21:03
proctoso what you want is21:03
kanzure__yeah21:03
kanzure__I want the funky process21:03
proctopretty interface for filling in those forms21:03
proctoand then21:03
kanzure__see, I already have the biobrick classifications21:03
proctosomething that draws the pretty picture21:03
kanzure__apparently they somewhat have rules21:03
kanzure__I already have pretty picture drawing, ignore it21:04
kanzure__just think "SBML" or "nc" (preferably SBML)21:04
kanzure__I did a dump of the biobricks servers .. look here: http://heybryan.org/~bbishop/docs/biobricks/cats/ 21:04
kanzure__each one of those pages has all biobricks within that category21:04
kanzure__I just need to do a regexp on it and I'll be able to say that there's a set that belong in each category, so that a user could select it or whatever21:05
kanzure__since this sucks so much in the end I'll probably add a wiki iframe or somesuch to the ajax interface21:05
kanzure__so that the user can read the machine-unparseable notes on the partsregistry.org wiki21:05
proctook... the design process that's going on is so alien to anything I've ever done I'd have to start from scratch21:06
proctoplus, I don't have all the bio to fully grok it21:06
proctoI think I'll leave work now :>21:06
kanzure__show me that you need bio to grok it.21:06
kanzure__I think this is just an annoying reverse engineering task at this point. reading through designer.pdf and such.21:07
kanzure__http://synbioss.sourceforge.net/wp-content/uploads/supplement.pdf21:08
kanzure__for later (me): http://code.google.com/p/dsmts/21:10
kanzure__http://www.pronea.com/th.html transhuman comic?21:14
kanzure__http://www.pronea.com/samples/TH1_preview.pdf21:15
xp_prgsent you both new and improved, try it now!21:15
xp_prgprocto you seeing it?21:18
kanzure__http://heybryan.org/~bbishop/docs/biobench/001/21:18
xp_prgawsome!21:19
kanzure__No. Still doesn't show anything.21:19
xp_prgright click on the picture once it comes up21:19
xp_prgfile->new->cell->ecoli21:19
xp_prgkanzure_ you don't see it?21:19
kanzure__That's correct. I told you last time as well.21:19
xp_prgit works for me just now at your link21:20
kanzure__You don't have my setup.21:20
xp_prgprocto you here?21:20
xp_prgjust confirmed with someone else that it works!21:23
xp_prgfenn you here?21:31
kanzurehttp://twitter.com/Chandrayaan1 21:45
kanzurehttp://twitter.com/Chandrayaan21:45
kanzure"planets thought dead might be habitable" yawn http://www.space.com/scienceastronomy/081021-st-planets-tides.html21:45
kanzure "I could be bounded in a nutshell and count myself a king of infinite space, were it not that I have bad dreams."21:55
kanzure' Can fish survive by filter-feeding on microparticles? Energy balance in tilapia grazing on algal  '22:19
bkeroHm, so I guess tea isn't actually a diuretic.22:27
willPow3rits the caffeine thats the diuretic22:28
bkeroRight22:34
bkeroBut the point was that it doesn't affect anybody who has even a slight caffeine tolerence.22:34
xp_prgwhere is fenn these days?22:36
kanzureSleeping.22:38
kanzure'Mechanical behavior in cells consistent with the tensegrity model' http://www.pnas.org/cgi/content/full/98/14/776523:13
kanzureHuh.23:15
kanzureMicroalgae generally resist up to 20 atmospheres of pressure and that the structures that allow this are as strong as concrete.23:16
kanzurehttp://www.massey.ac.nz/~ychisti/CellDRev.pdf23:16
kanzureAh, this is Chisti.23:16
kanzureArgh. Going in circles. http://www.google.com/search?num=100&hl=en&q=inurl%3Abiopoems+cell+lysis&btnG=Search23:29
kanzureOne of the results is: http://heybryan.org/~bbishop/docs/ellingtonia/biotech/biotech-DIY__kanzure_2008-01-27_v1/oww/Biopoems:Research.html23:30
kanzurehttp://biopoems.berkeley.edu/publications/philipandpaul.pdf Cell Culture Array23:30
kanzurehttp://biopoems.berkeley.edu/publications/adrian-loc-open_access_patch.pdf Patch-clamp Array23:30
bkeroWhat do you guys think of Monsanto?23:30
kanzurehttp://biopoems.berkeley.edu/publications/Khine-Electroporation.pdf Single Cell Electroporation Array23:31
kanzureWho?23:31
bkeroMonsanto23:31
kanzurehttp://biopoems.berkeley.edu/publications/DiCarlo-mechanical-LabChip2003.pdf Mechanical Cell Lysis23:31
kanzureHrm. These guys are fairly awesome.23:31

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