2009-04-18.log

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DrTread_ok, this is fun. good night, world. we shall most likely conquer you in the morning. 00:02
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genehackerfenn where can I download that sketchflat program?00:10
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genehackerI don't believe it01:05
genehackerI just do not believe it01:05
genehackerhttp://groups.google.com/group/sci.nanotech/msg/96a67c84809c9a5d01:15
genehackerkanzure, I do believe this belongs in your archives01:15
genehackerI heard about fluidic replicators, but I never read the full proposal01:16
genehackerand guess what?01:16
genehackera 8086 fluidic based processor with reasonably sized logic gates should be about a cubic foot01:20
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kanzureuugghhh02:12
kanzurethis is terrible02:12
kanzureokay, they just don't know how to turn off the building02:17
kanzuregenehacker: yeah, chris phoenix from CRN02:17
genehackerwhat is?02:18
genehackerturn off building?02:19
genehackerturn off fluid flow02:19
kanzuremitch porter. yeah, I've emailed mitch before.02:21
kanzurethe building is speaking to me02:21
kanzureit thinks its on fire02:21
kanzureit now has a thousand angry college-aged men and women very angry, and inside of it02:21
kanzureready to attack.02:21
genehackerfuck?02:22
genehackerthe castillon is?02:22
genehackerwhat the hell is going on there?02:23
genehackerfire alarm going off?02:23
genehackerif you smell smoke GTFO02:23
genehackerwell I hope you GTFO ok if everything is fine02:24
genehackerwould you like me to carry out visual aquisition of the building to guage the situation?02:25
kanzureno, I confirmed that they are bullshitting by asking them.02:26
genehackerwhat the hell is going on down there?02:27
kanzureI think they have some newbies at the front desk02:28
kanzurewho don't know how to shut off the alarms02:28
kanzureor, they possibly fell asleep02:28
genehackerI heard that happens often down there is that true?02:30
kanzurenot really.02:30
kanzuregenehacker: will you post that link to OM?02:30
genehackersure just not right now02:30
kanzureok I will then02:30
genehackerif you want to me to do so I will02:30
kanzureyes02:31
kanzureforget it02:31
kanzureyay it stopped02:32
kanzure>30 min. jeebus.02:32
genehackerposted02:33
kanzure"the building emergency condition has been cleared. you may return to your normal activity." <- x5.02:34
kanzurenow in spanish.02:34
kanzureugh02:34
genehackerI had something like that happen in highschool02:34
* kanzure stabs someone02:34
genehackerduring spainish class02:34
genehackerdamn02:35
genehackerthat was fast kanzure02:35
genehackerso I did some oft napkin calculations02:36
genehackerwe could make a 8086 level processor with shrinky dink microfluidics02:37
genehackerthat would take up about a 2.5 cm cube02:37
fennthat link is stupid02:54
fennhe glosses over the whole materials problem with magic super UV-cure plastic02:54
kanzureyes03:01
kanzuredrtread should be able to fix that03:01
kanzureor at least yell at him about it03:01
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genehackerwait a second03:14
genehackersounds like he's using arms03:14
genehacker7-dof arms03:14
genehackerugh03:15
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kanzurefenn, what if a shape doesn't fall into a predefined category?12:16
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fennthen approximate it14:04
fennor evaluate it exactly if you can figure out how14:05
kanzurewhat do you mean by approximate14:05
fennlike that catia gear example14:05
kanzureright14:05
kanzureso I was thinking of two types of shapes for this purpose14:05
kanzure(1) tagged shape14:05
kanzure(2) exact CAD data14:05
kanzureif there's enough repeats of type #2s being used,14:05
kanzurethen it's time to write a quick script to replace all instances with a tag14:05
kanzureso as to compress the information14:05
fennapproximate like a bunch of line segments14:06
fenn(not really, since you've got all sorts of curves at your perusal)14:06
fennand modeling something like cloth is always going to be hard, since it's stochastic14:07
kanzuredid you look at mtt yet?14:14
fennit's over my head14:17
kanzurewonder how much of it is obfuscation because an academician wrote it, versus actually being complicated14:18
fennhonestly it sounds like ADL bullshit14:18
fennlook, a graph! your problems are solved.14:18
kanzureit implements some sort of port/interface-based-physical-quantities-algebra-thingy14:19
kanzureanywho. in python, I was going to make it so that the 'magnitude range' of physical quantities is defined by boolean algebraic expressions, i.e. typical if(condition1 && condition2 && (blah || blah2)) stuff14:20
kanzureshould I just store if(stuff) the stuff variable somewhere?14:20
kanzureI mean, I want to define 'stuff' as a string14:20
kanzurebut it's equivalent to a conditional expression that needs to get evaluated at some point in the future14:20
kanzureideally I would like to avoid eval()14:21
fennyes, avoid eval() at all costs14:21
fennyou shouldn't have to use it at all; if you are, you're coding perl or tcl or some other language14:21
kanzureis it sick that I used to have a CMS project going where the pages were all eval()'d? :(14:21
fennput all the logic in an evaluation function14:21
kanzurein a what?14:22
fenna function, that is called14:22
fennto evaluate the constraint14:22
kanzureI guess I can have a class that represents a hierchical binary logic tree thingy14:22
kanzureand evaluates the tree14:22
fenni still dont know how to make use of knowledge of the constraint14:22
kanzurethe operators are: less than, greater than, equal to, less than or equal to, greater than or equal to, plus or minus14:22
fennlike, a human could look at the constraints and analytically determine some of the proper values14:23
fennbut some iterative constraint solver is basically blind14:23
kanzurethis is not a constraint solver.14:23
kanzureit's a thingy saying "hey look the ranges don't match up!"14:23
fenneh?14:23
fennoh, well, same thing14:23
kanzureno?14:24
fennevaluator is part of the solver14:24
kanzurea constraint solver takes on some form of a multivariable function optimization thingy14:24
kanzurethis is not what this is.14:24
fennwhile !solved(): fiddle_values()14:24
kanzurewhat does that have to do with the evaluation of a boolean logic expression to represent an adequate 'range' of values14:25
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kanzurethus my list of operators above14:25
fennyou stuff the constraints in solved()14:25
kanzureI think I've lost you.14:25
fennas pure code, not some kind of meta-code14:26
fennif(condition1 && condition2 && (blah || blah2))14:26
kanzureI'm trying to come up with a way to express a 'range'14:26
fennnot eval('if'('condition1' '&&' 'condition2'14:26
kanzureso greater-than or less-than are important parts14:26
kanzureright right14:26
kanzurebut those aren't really constraints14:26
kanzureerm14:26
kanzureI'm doing something a little different I think14:27
kanzureyou have an acceptable range for a physical quantity going in some direction14:27
kanzurethis 'acceptable range' is defined by some manipulation of the following operators: <, >, <=, >=, ==, +-14:27
kanzurein some order possibly with &&, ||, etc.14:28
kanzuredo you know the typical newbie programming assignment? the one where you're asked to make a boolean algebra tree or something14:28
fennno14:28
kanzureI don't recall how they go, but I'm fairly certain that's the same thing here.14:29
kanzurehrm.14:29
kanzureboolean expression tree14:29
fennit just does order of operations basically right?14:29
fennwhy reinvent the wheel14:29
fennany language already does that14:29
kanzureso, isAcceptableRange() would be defined by each package maintainer?14:30
kanzurefor each interface definition14:30
fennno that's stupid14:31
kanzurehttp://stackoverflow.com/questions/623413/expression-trees-for-dummies14:31
kanzurethen what are you suggesting14:31
fennbuild a list of requirements14:31
kanzure(look for "Anyway, for an the expression"14:31
kanzure)14:31
kanzureexcept with logical operators too14:31
kanzureor, erm, only logical operators14:31
fennno, you need physical quantities and references to code variables too14:32
kanzurephysical quantities is taken care of in my model.14:32
kanzureoh, but I guess there's no cross-over14:33
kanzureinterdependent variables I mean..14:33
fennso there's two general ways to go about building this list, a bunch of functions, or a bunch of lambda's nested14:33
kanzurecrap.14:33
kanzureI was assuming only independent variables14:33
fennnote that functions/lambda's can contain any logic operator14:33
kanzurewhat's a lambda?14:34
fenn... a function14:34
kanzureok14:34
fennmathy people like it for some reason14:34
fennprobably because it's hard to read14:34
kanzureso there are cases of interdependent variables?14:35
fennwhat does that mean14:35
kanzurefor instance, I was hoping to just say "range of N: 20 to 25 N" and then "range of kg: 5 to 9 kg"14:35
kanzureand keep them separated14:35
kanzurebut it sounds like you want something more complicated?14:35
kanzureso I was going to evaluate those in isolation of each other .. in other words, the range of one does not influence what possible range of the other could be14:36
fennif (N in range(20,25) and kg in range(5,9)): return true14:36
kanzureright right14:36
kanzurebut it sounds like you want something more complicated than that14:36
kanzurelike "if N in range(20,25) but kg in range (6,7) out of the total range(5,9), then N has to be specifically something else"14:37
kanzureor something.14:37
kanzureerm.14:37
fennif (N in range(20,25) and kg in range(5,9) and kg = N*9.8) ?14:37
kanzureI hope that's not the case14:37
kanzureoh. um. 14:37
kanzurewhatever. it sounds like I just misinterpreted you14:37
kanzureif that's as complicated as you can imagine getting it14:37
kanzurethen that's good.14:37
fennno, i can imagine it much more complicated14:37
kanzureuh oh.14:37
fennbut i think python syntax is capable of handling it14:37
fenni just dont feel like typing out pages of example code right now14:38
kanzureok14:38
kanzurebtw, the reason why it can't be written out like that- as python code- is because it doesn't .. erm.14:38
kanzureso, if you have two interfaces, both have definitions like that14:38
kanzureand you want to check if the ranges are compatible between the two14:38
kanzurejust having two if()'s or two evaluation-range-functions-dealies14:39
kanzureis not going to be useful14:39
fennif a.satisfied() and b.satisfied() isnt good enough?14:39
kanzurehow do you know it's satisfied14:40
fennbecause you wrote the damn function14:40
kanzureyou can't compare overlapping ranges14:40
kanzureif two sets of bounds are within each other, or whatever, then good14:40
kanzurebut you can't check that if it's written out in code.14:40
kanzurebecause then you'd need to run some sort of continuum checker solver14:40
fennyes you can14:41
kanzurewhich is going to be nasty14:41
kanzure?14:41
fenna = buggy; b = baby14:41
kanzure?14:41
fenna.baby = b14:41
kanzure?14:41
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fennand in the buggy code you have some expression that checks whether the baby will fit14:41
fenns/buggy/basket/14:41
kanzureso it has to have its own checker?14:41
fennyes of course14:42
fennas part of the solver14:42
fenner, evaluator14:42
kanzurewho writes the code to check that a.baby fits?14:42
fennthe buggy/basket maintainer14:42
fennor maybe it's just generic collision detection code stolen from elsewhere14:43
* fenn runs some errands14:46
kanzureerrands.go()14:47
genehackergot some errands to do too15:00
kanzureargh the whole point of the internet is to get rid of geographic barriers15:04
kanzurewtf is this..15:04
* kanzure grins15:21
kanzure"Single cell transfection using plasmid decorated AFM probes"15:22
genehackerhaha15:23
kanzure30% success rate15:24
kanzurewell that's not good..15:24
genehacker30%15:25
genehacker?15:25
genehackerI 'd expect 10015:25
genehackerif they're putting it RIGHT ON THE CELL15:25
kanzure"how can you possibly fuck that up"15:25
kanzure"Bacterial cell curvature through mechanical controll of cell grwoth"15:30
genehacker???15:31
kanzure"Highly efficient molecular delivery into mammalian cells using CNT spearing". 15:36
kanzureheh. spearing.15:36
* kanzure feels like a caveman15:36
genehackerI loled15:37
genehackerthis one company sells spear tipped micromanipulators for catch and release of microorganisms15:38
kanzure"Light-induced gene transfer from packaged DNA enveloped in a dendrimeric photosensitizer"15:40
kanzureheh heh15:52
kanzureneat. photoporation with violet LEDs15:52
kanzuresub-milliwatt power and an exposure time of tens of milliseconds15:52
kanzure405 nm15:52
genehackerhey I had a laser that was 405 nm15:53
kanzurehey, do you know Ben-Yakar or Frederic Bourgeois?15:57
kanzurethey are working on this sort of thing apparently15:57
kanzurehere at UT15:57
genehackerthose names sound familiar15:57
kanzureplus microfluidic integration15:58
genehackerphotoporation?15:58
genehackerusing light15:58
kanzurewell, no, they call it "laser nanosurgery"15:58
kanzurebut that's the same damn thing15:58
genehackerwhat cells did they transfer genes to?15:58
* kanzure reads15:58
kanzureC. elegans15:59
kanzureI don't think they actually did it, they were just thinking about it15:59
kanzureoh, nevermind15:59
kanzurethey did.15:59
genehackeroh that paper516:00
kanzureserial trapping of worms in channels, etc.16:00
kanzurehrm. so immobilize cells in a gel. transfect with LED photoporation. not bad.16:02
genehackeranimal cells16:07
genehackerphotoporation16:07
genehackerhmmm16:07
kanzurewhat was the name of that paper that used LEDs to produce millions of degrees of heat in a bubble?16:09
kanzureah, "Whole Blood Pumped by Laser Driven Micropump"16:10
kanzureoh. makes sense. I was looking that up for "cell lysis".16:12
kanzureso of course it should work for transfection..16:12
genehackerkanzure do me a favor and find me a micropump that is 90% efficient16:13
kanzurehm. weird. DNA synthesis with only three LEDs and a capillary tube?16:33
kanzurehttp://heybryan.org/books/papers/A%20scalable%20method%20for%20multiplex%20LED-controlled%20synthesis%20of%20DNA%20in%20capillaries.pdf16:34
kanzureack.16:36
kanzure180 s for photodeprotection and 60 sec for coupling of the base16:36
kanzure360 seconds per base16:36
kanzure160 nt in 16 hours.16:37
kanzureI guess that's not too terrible :-/16:37
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kanzurehey cis-action.17:26
kanzureI just sent out a list of really neat papers to diybio17:26
kanzureincluding transfection of cells via LEDs17:26
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fennthe LED thing is totally obvious but still really cool18:01
kanzureneat image: http://heybryan.org/books/papers/Nanoscale%20Operation%20of%20a%20Living%20Cell%20Using%20an%20Atomic%20Force%20Microscope%20with%20a%20Nanoneedle-fig4.png18:02
fennyou could make your own PCR primers18:02
kanzurehm?18:02
kanzureoh, with the synthesizer18:02
kanzureyes18:02
fennpoor cells18:03
kanzureRAPE18:03
fennheh that'd be fun to heckle people with at a biotech conference18:03
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kanzurefenn: now we just need to get a fundie to believe it.18:04
fennhuh. you know, those capillary tubes are the same as i used in the PCR machine at IU18:05
kanzureinstead of me spitting out tons of links, here's some latest papers: http://heybryan.org/books/papers/?C=M;O=D18:05
fennso you could feasibly put the PCR mix, nucleotides, synthesis, and amplification sequence all in the same tube/machine18:05
kanzurehum.18:06
kanzuresounds like it.18:06
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fennwell, not really18:06
kanzureit would be staged operation18:06
fennthey have to wash the tube between steps right?18:06
kanzurehave to inject the strand you want to amplify later18:06
kanzureum18:06
kanzureI didn't see anything about that18:06
kanzureI'm still kind of confused by it18:06
kanzurewhy do they have multiple LEDs? is there diffusion going on here?18:06
fennno, the synthesized oligo is bound to the capillary wall18:07
kanzurehow would the light reach the strands being built way the hell on the other side of the tube18:07
kanzureoh18:07
fennth idea is you have multiple synthesis sites along the tube (one per LED)18:07
kanzureright18:07
fennwith as sharp a cutoff as possible to reduce half-formed strands18:07
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kanzureso you wash it in between steps or not?18:08
kanzurehow do you change the nucleotide out? and what's the point of having 3 LEDs? why not just one18:08
fenndunno18:09
kanzureit's neat to find these papers hidden in the literature18:10
fennsince you can't have a perfect sphere (no way to wash it out) i guess you're stuck with half-formed product anyway18:10
kanzurenobody noticed them before as being all too important because, honestly, the performance /does/ suck18:10
kanzurebut it's better than nothing18:10
fennyeah certainly, good enough for pcr primers18:10
fennonce you have a bottle of the right chemicals you get essentially as many pcr primers as you want18:10
fennwhich is way better than $20/pop18:11
kanzuredid you see the LED-based photoporation paper?18:12
kanzureor the plasmid-covered AFM probe transfection method?18:13
fenn'this method is comparable or surpasses the quality of published commercial oligonucleotides'18:23
fennso i suggested meeting somewhere at 4, the guy replied 'ok' so i assumed he'd show up18:26
fennbut then the next day at 11 am he wanted a confirmation, but i was asleep, so he never showed up!18:26
kanzurehm.18:26
fennis it standard protocol to respond 'ok' to 'ok'?18:27
kanzurenot to my knowledge18:27
kanzureanother neat image: http://heybryan.org/books/papers/Direct%20observation%20of%20DNA%20translocation%20and%20cleavage%20by%20the%20EcoKI%20endonuclease%20using%20AFM.pdf.1.png18:31
kanzurean endonuclease in action18:31
* fenn mumbles something about .jpg's18:38
kanzurewha?18:38
kanzurethey were png files18:38
kanzureI don't like jpegs because then I have to decide on compression18:38
fennoh boo hoo18:39
fennso no compression at all is better?18:39
kanzureI'm an idiot, aren't I?18:39
kanzure:/18:39
genehackeryeah18:39
genehackerJPEG sux18:39
fennit's better than PNG for photographs18:39
genehackerespecially for things with big borders18:39
genehackerlike webcomics18:40
fennborders?18:40
fennlike a demotivational poster?18:40
genehackerie MSpaint type drawings18:40
genehackerexactly18:40
genehackerhttp://images.google.com/images?q=compression&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi18:41
genehackersee the compression poster18:41
fenneh, what?18:41
genehackerhttp://emmastott.me/blog/tag/comrpession/18:41
genehackerto get the full effect, you have to see the poster downsized first18:41
fennwhatever.. those should be .svg anyway18:42
kanzureanother neat image: RNA polymerase doing its thing: http://heybryan.org/books/papers/Direct%20observation%20of%20one-dimensional%20diffusion%20and%20transcription%20by%20Escherichia%20coli%20RNA%20polymerase.pdf.1.jpeg18:43
fennhow do they get these pictures?18:44
kanzureAFM18:45
kanzurehrm.. single-plasmid PCR with an AFM tip made of mica. hrm. and a mildly acidic solution. silicon nitride tip.18:45
genehackermica?18:46
genehackerI think I found some of that once18:46
genehackerinteresting stuff18:46
kanzuresingle plasmid PCR with AFM tip: http://heybryan.org/books/papers/Recovery%20and%20amplification%20of%20plasmid%20DNA%20with%20AFM%20and%20PCR%20-%20single-plasmid%20PCR.pdf18:49
fennhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1qWmrp6GAs  Carbon atoms moving at the edge of a hole in graphene0:1618:49
fennCarbon atoms moving at the edge of a hole in graphene  been directly observed in real time. With a transmission electron18:49
kanzureheh. so couple that with the AFM-based plasmid delivery system.18:49
fennblarg18:49
kanzureyou fail at copy-paste18:49
* fenn blames youtube18:49
fenni thought afm needed vacuum, not warm sticky cell gloop18:50
kanzureso, if you can use an AFM tip to deliver plasmids into a cell, and amplify a single plasmid on a tip, .. 18:50
kanzureapparently not?18:50
kanzureI've been seeing some room-temperature stuff18:51
kanzureit would be fun to grow a collection of microbes and randomly pit them against each other and take AFM imaging videos of the results18:52
kanzuresince there's such a ridiculously large diversity of them, you'll never grow bored18:52
fennexcept 99% of them will just ignore each other18:52
kanzurethen poke a hole in one of them and place the other in it18:53
kanzurethe survivor, wins!18:53
kanzureheh' single-cell directed evolution18:53
kanzureuh oh, transcellularism?18:53
fennin high school we had an 'ant gladiator arena'18:53
fennmy ants always lost18:54
kanzure:(18:54
fenni went to fry's electronics today, way the hell out there18:55
kanzureyep.18:55
fennthey actually have real electronics tools and components and stuff18:55
kanzurethe home I was going to be put into is right around the corner18:55
kanzureconvenient, but not.18:55
fennnot18:56
kanzureso I'm not sure now whether to keep reading maniacally or not, 18:57
kanzurephotoporation + dna synthesis + afm stuff kind of completes the chain18:57
fennwhy is photoporation better than other stuff? dont you need (yet more expensive) chemicals?19:03
kanzurehuh? it looked like you just shine a focused LED at a cell19:04
kanzureand the plasmids go in.19:04
kanzurekind of like the cell lysis method with LEDs except less intense19:04
fennpew pew19:05
kanzuretransfection by impingement?19:05
kanzureor is that the sound of a laser?19:05
fenndon't you need a microscope?19:05
kanzurenot if you know where the cells are19:06
kanzureor, erm, maybe for the lense19:06
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kanzure(I sent the link in the recent diybio email)19:07
kanzureah: http://heybryan.org/books/papers/Violet%20diode-assisted%20photoporation%20and%20transfection%20of%20cells.pdf19:07
fennder.. 'focused at a spot 1mm in diameter'19:08
fennis that right?19:08
fennno, it's 1um19:08
fennwtf is she using a camera shutter19:09
kanzureyes19:09
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fennhave you found any references of photoporation with bacteria?19:11
kanzurehaven't looked19:12
kanzuredoesn't look like there's anything.19:14
fenni bet they are too small for it to work19:14
fenndid ultrasound work with bacteria?19:15
fennyes, looks like it19:15
kanzureultrasound work with bacteria for what?19:15
kanzurealso, there was another paper- "Sonoporation of suspended cells with a single cavitation bubble in microfluidic confinement"19:16
kanzurehttp://heybryan.org/books/papers/Sonoporation%20of%20suspension%20cells%20with%20a%20single%20cavitation%20bubble%20in%20a%20microfludici%20confinement.pdf19:16
kanzurebut that was for hman HL60 cells19:16
kanzure"cavitation bubbles can induce membrane poration of cells located in their close vicinity"19:17
fennThe mixture was subjected to 1-MHz US treatment under 0.5 MPa for 90 seconds, with a duty cycle of 50%19:17
fennthat sounds doable19:17
fennhard to imagine it being any cheaper than electroporation though19:18
fennlooks like it's much more efficient and higher cell survival rate19:18
fennnot like that really matters with bacteria19:19
kanzure"We demonstrate the ability to accurately position up to 34 micrometer sized bubbles using laser energies of 56 microjoules" using a spatial light modulator (SLM) (a.k.a, LCD hacks here we come) <- generation of laser-induced cavitation bubbles with a digital hologram (so, not ultrasound)19:19
kanzurethis is getting a bit too complicated for me to remember all at once19:19
kanzureneat, they write stuff out of bubbles19:20
fenninteresting "Sonoporation may activate the stress response genes, including RecA, thus increasing the frequency of double-crossover homologous recombination."19:20
kanzureGeneration of laser-induced cavitation bubbles with a digital hologram http://heybryan.org/books/papers/Generation%20of%20laser-induced%20cavitation%20bubbles%20with%20a%20digital%20hologram%20-%20LCD%20-%20spatial%20light%20modulator.pdf19:21
fenni'm surprised you can't buy a real holographic display yet19:22
fennwith some of this GPGPU stuff it should be easy19:22
kanzureever hear of sonoluminescence?19:22
fennyes19:22
fennonly at high power levels19:22
genehackersonolumination is weird19:24
genehackersome people think it might be fusion19:24
fenngenehacker: other way around19:25
fennfusion might be caused by sonoluminescence19:25
genehackeryeah19:26
fennwow 1024x768 LCD in a 20mm package19:27
genehackerWHERE!19:29
genehackerOH GOD I CAN SEE FOREVER19:30
genehackerI am not talking about the LCD19:30
fennare you all right?19:30
genehackernot really19:34
genehackermental stability is ok19:34
genehackerit's just slightly disturbing19:34
genehackera movie called moonwalker19:34
genehackerexists19:35
genehackerlet's see that LCD screen now shall we?19:35
fennhttp://www.holoeye.com/lcos_microdisplay_color_sequential.html19:36
genehackeroh that one19:36
fennit's very similar to the spatial light modulator they're using in that last paper19:37
genehackerwe need one that is black and white19:37
genehackerand that we can put light through19:37
genehackerwe can't use an LCD in it's reflective mode19:37
fennhttp://www.holoeye.com/spatial_light_modulator_lc_r_2500.html19:37
fennit's not reflective, it's transmissive19:37
fenner. i think it is at least19:38
genehackernot the LCD display19:38
genehackeror at least one of them is19:38
genehackerthat SLM is cool19:38
fennok i'm wrong, they're both reflective19:38
fennin which case, why is it special for sequential color19:39
fenn*drool*19:39
kanzureso uhh19:46
kanzureif you can do single plasmid AFM tip stuff, 19:46
kanzurewhy not single DNA strand AFM tip stuff19:47
kanzureand then why not ligate strands of DNA together by pick and place?19:47
fennto do what?19:48
kanzurevery large genome synthesis19:49
fennwhy is that better than sticky end ligation19:50
fenn(self assembly)19:50
kanzureyou could have many, many strands of DNA on a surface19:51
kanzureand then you assemble them in order by picking them up19:51
kanzureand then doing some facy ligation only once at the assembly site for attaching each strand19:51
kanzure(maybe some of that fancy ultrasound-picoliter-stuff)19:51
fennpicoliter is way huge compared to a dna strand19:51
kanzureeh? 19:52
kanzurecrap crap crap.19:52
fennyou could probably fit a human genome in a picoliter19:52
fenncube 10 microns on a side19:53
genehackerkanzure, just be cause we can doesn't mean we should19:53
genehackerjust because we can doesn't mean it's efficient19:53
kanzurespeak for yourself mr. fluidic replicator19:54
kanzurejust trying to find a way to avoid chemicals.19:55
kanzurewhich is awkward since it's all chemistry19:55
genehackeri don't have to, exponential growth19:55
fennjust jamming dna together with a stick isn't going to covalently bond it19:56
fennat least not the way you want it to19:56
fennso you're going to need ligase anyway19:56
kanzureright19:56
kanzureI'm ok with having to use ligase19:56
kanzurecan you ligate two nucleotides together? <- there you go..19:57
fennyou could synthesize both strands of a short sequence (100bp or whatever) but leave overlapping sticky ends19:57
kanzureright. traditionally you just attach that with a ligase step to the bigger piece that you're currently synthesizing19:58
fennthen when you anneal, the matching oligos will pair up first, then the matching sticky ends will pair up19:58
fennoh, i'd do it all at once19:58
kanzureI thought sticky ends would ..19:58
kanzureerm. how are sticky ends addressed together?19:58
fenncomplementary base pairing19:59
genehackermechanosynthesis19:59
kanzurethere's only so many base pairs, so you can only ligate two strands together at once19:59
kanzuretwo different strands I mean19:59
genehackeryou're doing it wrong19:59
fennhang on lemme draw a pic19:59
fenngenehacker: shut up19:59
genehackerok19:59
fennthanks :)19:59
fennhttp://imagebin.org/4604420:01
fenneach sticky sequence would be different20:02
fennthere would be a maximum number of oligos you could anneal at the same time before you start getting mismatches20:02
kanzurewhat is blue, what is red?20:03
kanzurecomplementary strands?20:03
fennyou pick the ligation sites for maximum selectivity20:03
fennyes20:03
fennsynthesized in different spots on the light directed synthesis20:03
kanzureI still don't see why annealed oligos would necessarily form in some order for the final strand..20:04
fennit's a grammar20:04
fenna sticks to ~a, b sticks to ~b20:05
kanzureso then how do you get a to stick to b?20:05
fennyou don't20:05
kanzurethen how do you get an assembled molecule20:05
fennyou put a and ~b on one strand, b and ~a on the other ( that would form a ring)20:05
fenna and b are the sticky sequence20:06
fennyou leave that part out of the complementary strand so it's exposed as single strand DNA20:06
kanzureso you're using complementary strands of ssDNA tails or something?20:07
kanzureand these tails (ideally) match up more often than errors? to be ligated together20:07
fennyes, this is basic recombinant DNA stuff20:07
kanzureblah, didn't know it was watson-crick base pairing crap20:07
fennin old fashioned techniques they use restriction enzymes to cut a genome or plasmid at the sticky sequence20:08
fennbut restriction enzymes only recognize like 5-15bp20:08
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fennwhereas i think you'd want a longer sequence so you could have more oligo's in the same annealing step20:08
fennso at the end you will have a sequence of a certain length, run it on a gel to remove all the mismatched sequences (should be able to discriminate by the number of bp in your oligo)20:10
kanzureMechanical separation of the complementary strands of DNA. "the typical forces along the opening are in the range of 10-15 pN. The separation force signal is shown to be related to the local GC vs. AT content along the molecule."20:10
kanzure"variations of this content on a typical scale of 100-500 bases are presently detected." (1997)20:10
fenndid you ever compile pythonocc "--with-doc"?20:15
kanzureno20:15
kanzurehave you?20:15
fenni'm wondering if it's simple (and why isnt it on by default??)20:15
kanzureit might be the doxygen stuff20:15
fennno20:16
fennit adds docstrings20:16
kanzuregasp20:16
kanzuredocstrings? is that the stuff before a function that describes it?20:16
fennthen you can just do help(foo) or pydoc foo20:16
fennyes20:16
kanzurebecause I get popups in InteractiveVeiwer that tells me about the functions, in terms of parameters20:16
kanzureoh20:16
kanzurebut not full text20:16
kanzureokay, guess it's different20:16
fennit's supposed to be helpful natural language text20:16
fennsomehow i doubt OCC is going to be helpful though :P20:17
drazakkanzure: 20:23
drazakI haven't read any of the openthermocycler thread20:23
drazakbut20:23
drazakhave peltier devices been suggested?20:23
drazakalong with adding drops of mineral oil to the microcuvettes?20:24
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kanzuredrazak: not anything about mineral oil, IIRC20:27
drazakit will prevent condensation from building on the top of the device from uneven heating, you have to make sure to pipette from underneath the layer of oil when removing samples20:28
drazakpeltier devices are simple DC heaters/coolers that could be efficiently used20:28
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kanzureHey DrTread.20:30
kanzureDrTread: Creative uses of LEDs for diybio: http://groups.google.com/group/diybio/t/ba6de9183f9ba83e20:30
drazakled's are good for RTPCR too20:31
DrTreadhello. I'm @ friend's house, bored20:31
DrTreadsaw that on your twitted. :-)20:31
kanzuredrazak: feel free to reply to that thread on diybio20:31
kanzureDrTread: woah, you actually read my twitter feed? :)20:32
drazakkanzure: I will soon20:32
kanzuredrazak: I mean the one about LEDs :)20:32
DrTreadI hang on every word!20:32
drazakI'll post them both20:33
drazakI'm thinking about other things too :)20:36
drazakthe people who are doing the open thermocycler should include a buffer20:36
drazakthat you cna buy more of20:36
DrTreadkanzure, you mentioned the collyer brothers. I'm watching a movie about other famous recluses20:36
kanzureDrTread: Is it a good movie?20:36
DrTreadthe Edies Bouvier20:37
DrTreaddocumentary. weird. 20:37
DrTreadsee link to them @ end of collyer's wikipedia20:37
DrTreadtonight there's a movie on HBO about them. 20:38
DrTreadthese people male me want to give away all of my junk20:39
kanzureturn it off.20:39
kanzurebefore damage occurs20:39
DrTreadPffft. I'm at a friend's house. I can't turn of off. :-(20:40
DrTreadI don't watch any TV. I don't know what to do. :(20:40
genehackerDrTread just don't watch moonwalker and you'll be alright20:42
DrTreadno problem. ;)20:42
drazakkanzure: If I send an email to the email I get digests from, will it post to the board?20:44
fenngenehacker: there was a 'moonwalker' video game, where you were michael jackson, and the goal was to collect blonde children :)20:44
fennand avoid ninjas with machine guns20:45
genehackeroh god20:45
fennthere was even a sequel20:45
genehackerI just know that in the movie michael jackson morphs into a jet, then a flying car, then a jack rabbit20:45
genehackeryes there were children20:45
fenndrazak: you can avoid having to use mineral oil with a heated lid20:46
DrTreadMJ is unfettered by good taste. 20:46
drazakfenn: right20:46
drazakfenn: but if we're making this the cheapest thermocycler out there, why have a heated lid?20:47
drazaknot that a second peltier device/water chamber will cost much, but...20:47
fennbecause a heated lid is so ridiculously easy it'd be stupid not to20:47
fennyou dont even need a peltier, just some power resistors20:47
DrTreadyes, heat is easy. 20:48
fenni'm really wondering why you need a peltier at all20:48
drazakpeltier is 1000x more efficient, you can cool with it, and it has more surface area20:48
fennwouldnt a simple heatsink+fan work better?20:48
drazakyou can cool with a peltier20:48
drazakflip the current20:48
fennbut PCR is 50-95C most of the time20:48
drazakright20:48
fennwho gives a flying fuck about cooling20:48
drazakbut you have to go from 95C to 50C at one step20:48
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drazakif you're doing 20 or 30 cycles20:49
fennand that's when you turn the fan on20:49
drazakand it takes 5 minutes to cool by hair20:49
fennbah20:49
drazakthat's an extra 90 minutes or so20:49
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fennyou have to get rid of that heat somehow20:49
drazakand then the time spent /at/ the temperatures20:49
drazakwhich is why you have an upper and lower water bath20:50
fennwater bath???20:50
drazakyup20:50
fennGTFO20:50
drazakto keep consistant temperature over each microcuvette20:50
drazaksubmerse the bottoms of each in a water bath20:50
drazakhey, this is my idea20:50
drazakI haven't read the thread :P20:50
DrTreadbig blocks of aluminum work great. 20:50
drazakDrTread: sure, if you want some cuvettes to work and some not to20:51
drazakwhich means more reagent20:51
drazakwhich is the expensive part, in the end20:51
fenndrazak: almost all commercial PCR machines use big blocks of aluminum20:51
drazakhuh20:51
drazakit's prone to uneven heating, imo20:51
fennnot water baths20:51
fennyou're wrong, sorry20:51
drazakwell what do I know? :P20:51
drazakbut they are prone to uneven heating, aluminium blocks20:51
drazakyou don't have to be an ass about my being wrong20:52
fennaluminum is the third most conductive element20:52
fennsorry if i'm being an ass20:52
drazakwell then20:52
fennbut water bath is just so wrong..20:52
drazakyour heater has to have enough surface area to evenly heat it20:52
drazakalso20:52
drazakpower resistors are slow, no?20:53
DrTreadsingle xtal diamond is great, but expensive20:53
fennsorry, gold is third, aluminum is fourth20:53
fennby area20:53
DrTreadbest way is to pump temp controlled water thru alum block. 20:53
drazakmhm20:54
DrTreadof20:55
DrTreadcourse, conduction to cuvettes is an issue20:55
fennhey i know let's submerse them in a pool of mercury20:56
* drazak eyerolls20:56
DrTreadLOL! no, Na-K20:57
fennyou could dispense with the heating element altogether and resistively heat the molten metal20:57
* drazak eyerolls20:57
fennok ok how about field's metal20:57
fennit's "non-toxic"20:57
drazakgalium?20:57
fenn(note the quotes)20:58
drazakwe could use gallium resistively heated20:58
drazak:D20:58
DrTreadyeah. that, too. buy it sticks to everything. 20:58
fenni'm from the light bulb + capillary tube school of PCR20:59
drazakthat's slow though20:59
fennso worrying about heat conduction to plastic tubes seems silly when you can get a 10-fold improvement by switching to capillary tubes20:59
fenndrazak: cycle time under a minute, usually20:59
drazak:o20:59
drazakhow do the capillary tubes work then?20:59
drazakalso brb20:59
fennthere's a glass tube, about a mm.. you stick it into your eppendorf (for large arrays of reactions i just dotted things out on parafilm) and it sucks the mix up into the tube.. then you seal the ends with a bunsen burner and stick it in a hole poked through a piece of rubber21:01
fenntube = 1mm OD21:01
fenninside the machine there's a light bulb, a fan, and a temperature sensor with the same thermal characteristics as the glass tubes21:01
fennall the tubes are the same distance from the bulb21:01
kanzurehrm. comB2 and comB3 genes look interesting.21:01
drazakfenn: seems tedious to setup21:02
fenndrazak: this is the idaho scientific thermocycler, btw21:02
kanzurefive proteins in Heliobacter pylori form a transmembrane channel that induces natural competence.21:03
kanzurehellooo21:03
fennhttp://www.idahotech.com/RapidCycler2/index.html21:03
DrTreadwell,21:04
DrTreadlet's give ourselves ulcers 21:04
kanzuredoesn't matter, we just want the genes21:05
kanzuredoes anyone here have ulcers and not mind gi surgery by an amateur?21:05
DrTreadyou???21:06
kanzurein particular: VirB7, VirB8, VirB9, VirB1021:06
fenni suggest not culturing human pathogens21:06
kanzureoh ok21:07
fenni'm sure there are plenty of other naturally competent cells21:07
DrTreadheliobacter is hard to culture21:08
DrTreadanthrax is easy :-D21:08
kanzureyay, these genes are sequenced and in NCBI21:08
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kanzurecis-action: hey21:09
kanzurecis-action: you remember ADP1?21:09
cis-actionhi yep21:09
cis-actionjust talking about it actually21:09
cis-action....why?21:09
kanzurecis-action: natural competence is caused by a transmembrane channel protein complex (thingy) which happens to be sequenced and in NCBI21:09
kanzurewhich potentially means us transplanting it to other organisms21:10
drazakthat thingy sounds like a connexin21:10
drazak:D21:10
cis-action... suggesting we should just biobrick that up21:10
kanzurehell yeah21:10
cis-actionhow long is the gene(s)21:10
fennkanzure: "five proteins" meaning five different proteins or a 5-mer?21:10
kanzurehaven't counted :p but I'm looking at one that has a ~30 AA sequence 21:10
kanzurefenn: I think it's five different proteins, yes21:10
fennoh. that sucks21:10
kanzurewhy?21:11
fenni bet there's something with just one gene product21:11
kanzurethey are on agrobacterium tumefaciens plasmid pTil595521:11
genehackerahem21:11
genehackerI think we are forgetting the lightbulb thermocycler21:11
drazakeh oh well21:11
fennnopaline?21:11
kanzureVirB7, VirB8, VirB9, and VirB10. eh, which is only four. wait a moment.21:11
genehackeraluminum isn't that expensive21:11
kanzureokay. the paper says four.21:12
fenngenehacker: it's not the expense, it's about the mess and inconvenience of a water bath21:12
genehackeraluminum is hard to drill21:12
fennoh come on21:12
genehackerif you won't have a drill press21:12
genehackerlike me21:12
fenni will drill some holes in a block for you21:13
DrTreadI have all tools21:13
drazakthat sounds so naughty21:13
genehackeryou have a drill press?21:13
DrTreaddirty minds think alike21:13
fennthere are like 7 drill presses in the shop21:13
kanzurethis would make quite the hell of an igem project. hrm..21:13
genehackerthen drill me some extruder barrels21:13
drazakyou know21:14
DrTreadI have a lathe, mill, too21:14
drazakdrill press seems like the wrong way to get holes in the aluminium for a cuvette21:14
drazakyou'd want something that pretty much exactly fit it21:14
fenndrazak: yes, a reamer is probably better21:14
drazakyeah21:14
fenni'd like to do some experimenting to see if it really matters21:14
genehackera liquid galium bath would be interesting21:15
genehackeri have some liquid gallium21:15
fennstep-drilling can get pretty good fits (makes a pop noise when you pull it out)21:15
DrTreadremember differential expansion21:15
fennDrTread: which expands more, LDPE or aluminum?21:15
genehackerah yes thermal expansion21:16
genehackeraluminum21:16
fennor whatever eppendorf tubes are made of21:16
genehackeraluminum21:16
drazakmake it a micron bigger than!21:16
DrTreadoh, I thought glass. n/m21:16
genehackerwell let me check thermal expansion coefficients21:16
drazakI can't imagine going from ~298K-373K is a lot of expansion for Al21:16
fennmicrocentrifuge tubes are made of polypropylene21:17
fennor polycarbonate21:17
DrTreadldpe is much bigger21:17
genehackerhow big are EP tubes drazak?21:17
drazaknot big21:18
DrTread7-8 mm od, iirc21:18
drazakyeah21:18
drazakbut they come to a tip21:18
fennthere are smaller, thin-wall tubes for PCR21:18
genehackerhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coefficient_of_thermal_expansion#Thermal_expansion_coefficients_for_some_common_materials21:18
genehackerall be21:18
fennthanks lazyweb21:18
genehackerlook at the thermal expansion coefficient of PVC and look at aluminum21:19
drazakyeah, those are the ones I was thinking of21:19
drazakI think they're called microcuvettes21:19
drazakthey usually come in sheets, in real lab ones21:19
genehackeryeah I know what you're talking about21:19
DrTreadok, the main feature us starting. I'll sign off. 21:20
genehackerso what are EP tubes made of?21:21
fennPE+PP have huge thermal expansion, which means they'll swell up and get stuck in the holes at high temp (which is a good thing)21:21
drazakPE?21:21
fenngenehacker: polypropylene21:21
fennfor the 'living hinge'21:21
genehackerok21:21
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genehackerso we want them to stay in the hole?21:22
fennwhen the tube expands, that pushes it against the walls21:22
fennwhich makes for good thermal contact21:22
fennalso the lid will be pushing it down, so if the hole has a matching conical bottom it will push along the taper too21:23
fenni dont think most diy people will be up for making conical drill bits though21:23
genehackeryeah me too21:23
fenn(even though it's not really that hard)21:23
genehackerwe could just use gallium 21:26
genehackerthough gallium likes to form alloys with other metals21:26
genehackeras I learned21:26
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kanzureso I find a high quality paper (you can actually read it) and it's going over the genes necessary for natural competence21:52
kanzureand the one diagram that I actually need to see, where the nucleotide sequence is given,21:52
kanzureis static/noise. :(21:52
genehackerdamn college parties21:54
fenndamn rogue CIA programs21:54
genehackerI go to a college party, I think I am going to have a good time but no21:55
genehackerthey have REDACTED}21:55
genehackerhmmm...21:56
genehackerI wonder how hard it would be to make  an IR spectroscopy unit21:57
kanzureinfrared LED + something something something21:58
kanzureor see the cereal box + CD methods21:58
genehackerI want to detect a certain chemical that isn't very complex in small concentrations in the air21:58
genehackerso I can put it on a robot21:59
fennyou want a mass spectrometer22:00
genehackeryeah, like I can get a cheap one of those22:00
fennspectroscopy only works in high concentrations22:00
genehackersure they have some the size of game boys22:00
genehackerI want to detect alcohol22:01
genehackerok?22:01
drazakI can have things mass spec'd by the lady upstairs22:01
drazakfor probably free22:01
genehackerI want to make a robot that goes around the the dorms automatically sampling the air and seeing if there is alcohol present22:02
genehackerso that way people don't have parties with alcohol22:02
genehackerand I can to parties without getting arrested22:02
nshwtf22:06
fenngenehacker: that's the dumbest idea i've ever heard22:06
genehackerof course, but people would still buy it22:07
fennhmm. an alcohol-sniffing robot could be useful, but not for your intended scenario22:07
nshhave you been arrested for being at a college party with alcohol, genehacker?22:07
genehackerDVD rewinders exist, and people buy them too22:07
genehackerno22:07
nshthen what's your point?22:08
fennactually it would probably sell better as a cellphone attachment22:08
genehackerhmmm...22:08
genehackernow all we have to do is figure out how to constuct a really really tiny alcohol sensor22:08
genehackerdetecting alcohol at low concentrations might cause some problesm22:10
genehackeralcohol present in mouthwash or hand santizing wipes could set it off22:11
kanzureok. mission accomplished.22:12
genehackerkanzure, could you tell me what parameters I need to feed that gear generator program of yours?22:12
genehackerI know the gear needs to be able to withstand 500 oz/in of torque for sure22:12
kanzuregenehacker: unfortunately it's not my program. I don't actually have the source code laying around here. But IIRC it wants you to set some initial variables like xyz input location, and torque22:13
genehackerit's a gear in a gear22:13
* fenn suspects someone is going to be disappointed22:15
genehackerI don't think that program can generate weird internal gears so22:16
genehackerI'll just do it my self22:16
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kanzureso, sata wants me to design some sort of photovoltaic solar powered floatation device that flaps large-surface-area arms around wildly23:25
genehackerhey I got a 10v solar cell you want it?23:26
genehackerbtw I'm taking dynamics I could do this23:26
kanzurewhat does taking dynamics have to do with it23:27
genehackersounds like to me you want some sort of crank mechanism23:27
kanzurewell, for one, a mechanical system like this might not even be a good idea.23:27
kanzurewhat happened to us thinking about jets? etc.?23:27
genehackerheh23:27
genehackeryou should see what they use to aerate fish farms23:28
genehackerthey use paddle wheels that spin REALLY REALLY FAST23:28
fennwhat's wrong with a bubbler?23:28
fennsuper low power, high surface area, stirs the water around23:29
fennimpossible to break23:29
genehackerhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meDcNK0-tio&feature=related23:29
* kanzure nods23:29
fennif it does break, they cost so little as to be disposable23:29
kanzurefenn: I am not convinced that this is going well at all23:29
kanzureI've been in the group for how many months now? and have seen no efficiency charts, no nothin'23:30
kanzurenor have I been able to create them for that matter23:30
kanzurebut that's another problem23:30
kanzureI don't think 'efficiency' is a big issue there :/23:30
kanzurejust throw money at it, that'll git'r'done!23:30
genehackerhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDUyNom6hZ4&feature=PlayList&p=C1F9C0526125C311&index=0&playnext=123:30
genehackerif it's solar-powered23:31
kanzurewhere is boise?23:31
kanzurehm, idaho.23:31
kanzureis there some third world country named boise? because that's more likely to be what this person means23:31
kanzurehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boise_(disambiguation)23:31
kanzurehttp://heybryan.org/~bbishop/docs/gears/CADgears2/modclasscorrect.bmp (just generated a few minutes ago)23:32
genehackerI think something might be wrong23:33
genehackeruhm seriously23:33
genehackerdid you look at the matlab script I gave you?23:33
fennwhy are you making .bmp files?23:33
genehackerI mean it makes 3d models of gears23:34
kanzurefenn: that's what pythonocc exports23:34
genehackersure, it's in easy matlab format23:34
kanzureI would convert them, but that would be an extra step23:34
fennjesus that thing looks dangerous23:34
kanzure?>23:34
fenn'hey bubba lets weld some rotating spikes onto yet tractor'23:35
kanzureheh23:35
genehackerwell, at least they thought to do aerating in the first place23:35
fennseriously, bubblers rock23:35
kanzurefenn: if you want, you could come to the next lab meeting and knock some sense into everyone23:36
genehackerhmmmm....23:36
genehackerso we need a solar powered air compressor?23:36
fennmy fees are very reasonable23:36
kanzurefenn: oh?23:36
genehackerkanzure if you're gonna make it solar powered23:37
genehackerlook into making something beam style23:37
genehackerBEAM style23:37
kanzurebeam robotics, or beam beams23:37
kanzureokay23:37
fennbeam is lame23:37
fennjust charge a battery23:37
genehackerdo you call a giant walking robot with metal detectors on it that seeks out metallic objects lame?23:38
genehacker(metallic objects largely being unexploded munitions)23:38
genehackerthe guy who built this giant robot once sent it on a path down a hall way to terrorize his secretary23:40
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fennhmm calculus.23:51
fenngiven a heatsink at 90C, mass 30g, heat capacity 0.9J/gK, and junction to ambient of 0.5 degree per watt, how long will it take to cool off to 40C, given an ambient temperature of 25C23:53
genehackeroh god, not heat transfer23:54
genehackerthat class is hard23:54
* fenn looks at http://books.google.com/books?id=lIBCltUml6oC&pg=PA91&lpg=PA91&dq="long+will+it+take+to+cool+off"&source=bl&ots=RPhthHS2QE&sig=oyI3Rgj4V5elPbliUD6pShGKgtI&hl=en&ei=kK7qSaqdDOWwtgf1m4yXBg&sa=X&oi=book_result&ct=result&resnum=423:54
fenni hate when a problem seems so simple but i can't figure out how to put it into equation form23:55
fennall these textbook problems are exactly the same23:56

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