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| delinquentme | kanzure, grabcad == OS? | 06:52 |
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| foucist | super college? i've never heard of that | 06:55 |
| foucist | i guess that's a reference to www.supercollege.com ? looks pretty lame | 07:01 |
| kanzure | foucist: super college is a reference to grad school and beyond | 07:03 |
| kanzure | which is where you get your /actual/ college education | 07:03 |
| kanzure | soon everyone will also have to take super ultra college | 07:03 |
| foucist | heh | 07:06 |
| delinquentme | and the MD will be the new GED | 07:06 |
| foucist | friends help friends skip college straight to super college | 07:06 |
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| kanzure | swf vm in js https://github.com/mozilla/shumway | 08:09 |
| kanzure | it would be really great if i could debug/investigate .swf crap from chrome inspector or firebug | 08:14 |
| chris_99 | hmm, how does that shumway work | 08:16 |
| chris_99 | can it actually parse the swf in JS directly from the webpage | 08:16 |
| kanzure | yeah i think that's one of the byte array feature things of recent versions of javascript-in-browsers | 08:16 |
| chris_99 | oh cool | 08:16 |
| kanzure | byte stream buffer thing? | 08:17 |
| kanzure | see SWF.parse here: https://github.com/mozilla/shumway/blob/master/src/swf/parser.js | 08:17 |
| chris_99 | interesting, i didn't know you could access files from JS | 08:18 |
| kanzure | https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/DOM/FileReader | 08:20 |
| kanzure | oh sorry, i should have said 'array buffer' not 'byte stream buffer thing' | 08:20 |
| chris_99 | i'm guessing that can only open remote files? | 08:22 |
| chris_99 | unless it's somehow given magic local file access | 08:22 |
| kanzure | you mean local | 08:22 |
| chris_99 | no | 08:22 |
| kanzure | it looks like it does local-only file reading. | 08:22 |
| chris_99 | weird, i thought it'd be mainly for remote files | 08:23 |
| chris_99 | hmm | 08:40 |
| chris_99 | not sure it must be defined somewhere | 08:40 |
| chris_99 | in another file | 08:41 |
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| kanzure | ElixirVitae: hi | 08:47 |
| kanzure | Shehrazad: hello | 08:47 |
| Shehrazad | hi | 08:47 |
| Shehrazad | I am having a lil bit hard time adjusting to xchat after xchat-wdk, sorry for cycling | 08:47 |
| foucist | real men have an ignore on all parts/joins | 08:49 |
| foucist | i didn't notice any cycling | 08:49 |
| kanzure | ybit: do you really think you an hide from me as ybit2? | 08:49 |
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| kanzure | oh wow uglifyjs -b is way better than js-beautify | 09:42 |
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| nmz787 | delinquentme: sup | 10:56 |
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| nmz787 | delinquentme: I'm in tha burgh | 10:56 |
| delinquentme | OOOOo | 10:57 |
| delinquentme | shoot me a text im about to go get popsicles | 10:57 |
| nmz787 | lol | 10:57 |
| delinquentme | >_< | 10:57 |
| kanzure | $59 for 120 GB SSD http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16820227729&nm_mc=EMC-IGNEFL091412&cm_mmc=EMC-IGNEFL091412-_-EMC-091412-Index-_-SSD-_-20227729-L0B | 10:59 |
| chris_99 | wow! | 11:07 |
| chris_99 | that's ridiculously cheap | 11:07 |
| chris_99 | meanwhile in rip-off britain http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B004Z0S6SO/ref=asc_df_B004Z0S6SO9668513?smid=A3P5ROKL5A1OLE&tag=googlecouk06-21&linkCode=asn&creative=22206&creativeASIN=B004Z0S6SO ;) | 11:08 |
| chris_99 | £64.99 | 11:08 |
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| nmz787 | what is that L-looking character chris_99 | 11:29 |
| nmz787 | i always say lira or loob | 11:29 |
| chris_99 | you mean before 64.99 i assume, a pound symbol | 11:29 |
| kanzure | so i'm working on my javascript deobfuscator/demangler | 11:30 |
| kanzure | input: http://media.admob.com/gmsg.js | 11:30 |
| kanzure | output: http://paste.ubuntu.com/1205328/ | 11:30 |
| kanzure | possibly better: http://paste.ubuntu.com/1205366/ | 11:30 |
| nmz787 | de-minifier | 11:30 |
| chris_99 | haha | 11:31 |
| chris_99 | are you using random words | 11:31 |
| nmz787 | i like your var names | 11:31 |
| kanzure | i am using a custom word list | 11:31 |
| kanzure | it makes it infinitely more enjoyable to read than "a" and "b" variables | 11:31 |
| kanzure | for (shitty in devil) drugs[shitty] = devil[shitty]; | 11:31 |
| kanzure | fuck = 0 == dick.indexOf("Opera"), anger = !fuck && -1 != dick.indexOf("MSIE"), sexy = !fuck && -1 != dick.indexOf("WebKit"), insane = !fuck && | 11:32 |
| nmz787 | so i found a bottle of dexedrine from 2005 in my dad's house's med cabinet | 11:32 |
| kanzure | i think my tool has achieved artificial intelligence | 11:33 |
| kanzure | "var anorexic = vomit;" | 11:33 |
| kanzure | fuck, anger, sexy, insane, cancer = function() { return testicales.navigator ? testicales.navigator.userAgent : crap; }; | 11:33 |
| kanzure | if (lemonade > parseFloat(fish)) { coconut = String(lemonade); break celery; } | 11:34 |
| kanzure | shitty[feces] && shitty[feces][infection] && (sausage(feces, shitty[feces][infection]), delete shitty[feces][infection]); | 11:36 |
| kanzure | it seems to struggle on gmail javascript http://paste.ubuntu.com/1205393/ | 11:44 |
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| delinquentme | can anyone explain a turing complete language simply? | 11:49 |
| delinquentme | =] | 11:49 |
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| skorket | delinquentme, a language that is able to describe programs | 12:42 |
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| chris_99 | isn't it more specific though, as you could have a language that isn't turing complete | 13:25 |
| chris_99 | i'd look @ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Universal_Turing_machine | 13:26 |
| chris_99 | as it describes the most minimal turing machines | 13:27 |
| skorket | he asked for simply. And the implication is arbitrary programs so my definition still holds | 13:32 |
| delinquentme | http://www.businessinsider.com/sequoia-capital-jim-goetz-on-enterprise-startups-2012-9 | 13:33 |
| delinquentme | this is true. | 13:33 |
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| kanzure | not bad: | 15:02 |
| kanzure | http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Early_history_of_private_equity | 15:02 |
| kanzure | http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_private_equity_and_venture_capital | 15:02 |
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| kanzure | http://blog.ted.com/2012/09/14/diy-biohack-fellows-friday-with-oliver-medvedik/ | 15:46 |
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| skorket | do they offer access to the lab? | 17:04 |
| delinquentme | So I just had a recruiter try to talk me down on my hourly rate with a geographical argument | 17:04 |
| delinquentme | including such amazing lines as: | 17:04 |
| delinquentme | " I'm sure we can pay you whatever you like -- because people in your area dont ask for much " | 17:04 |
| delinquentme | me: ... | 17:05 |
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| kanzure | delinquentme: you shouldn't tell the recruiter, really. | 17:36 |
| delinquentme | I mean I just threw out a number to get through to the company | 17:37 |
| delinquentme | but like | 17:37 |
| delinquentme | recruiters IDK | 17:37 |
| delinquentme | thats a whole other game | 17:37 |
| delinquentme | its one of those "gatekeeper" situations | 17:37 |
| delinquentme | kanzure, have you ever worked w bazaar? | 17:37 |
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| kanzure | once or twice. not regularly. | 17:37 |
| kanzure | i hope you mean the dcvs. | 17:38 |
| kanzure | dvcs. | 17:38 |
| delinquentme | yar | 17:38 |
| delinquentme | I'm kind of building up the relations and the naming as compared to git | 17:38 |
| delinquentme | brb! moar watar! | 17:38 |
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| kanzure | how about you just use git instead? | 17:40 |
| delinquentme | i dont want to scare older devs :D | 17:41 |
| delinquentme | basically im playing nicely with the other kids | 17:41 |
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| brownies | kanzure: https://github.com/videlalvaro/gifsockets | 17:54 |
| kanzure | doesn't this use canvas? | 17:59 |
| kanzure | maybe not | 18:00 |
| kanzure | brownies: so the other hn thread is something about a lawsuit about 'android license verification library' | 18:02 |
| kanzure | i wonder if they are scanning android apps for ones that use that library to sue | 18:02 |
| kanzure | or if it's just happen-chance | 18:02 |
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| brownies | kanzure: it uses animated GIFs, like it says | 18:06 |
| brownies | kanzure: interesting though about scanning for laqsuit fodder... | 18:06 |
| kanzure | brownies: it's certainly an evil thought, heh | 18:09 |
| kanzure | but realistically i doubt they are scanning android apps, otherwise they would be picking more interesting targets | 18:10 |
| kanzure | i mean, especially considering that microsoft spent 8 years fighting them and finally settling | 18:10 |
| kanzure | it's not like some random android app company is going to be able to fight them anyway | 18:10 |
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| delinquentme | nmz787, hey where about in pgh are you staying? | 18:33 |
| kanzure | operation gradual honeypot | 18:42 |
| delinquentme | O_o;;; | 18:46 |
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| nmz787 | north side | 18:51 |
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| nmz787 | some of these are absolutely boring and lame like middle school | 19:03 |
| nmz787 | https://www.facebook.com/IgemMemes | 19:03 |
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| kanzure | "do you really think that is dna you are pipetting" "yes with a 90% confidence interval" | 19:05 |
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| kanzure | that facebook page has more activity than openwetware | 19:05 |
| kanzure | "holy shit, biobricks don't need to work before you submit them" aaaahhh assholes | 19:07 |
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| delinquentme | whats happening here...? | 19:16 |
| delinquentme | lol is this some iGEM meme competition? O_o; | 19:16 |
| kanzure | no | 19:16 |
| delinquentme | I wish there was a simple way to instantly grab all of the data on whos driving where | 19:44 |
| delinquentme | it will be once cars are automated | 19:44 |
| delinquentme | but like | 19:44 |
| delinquentme | im sure there are people driving between chicago and PGH right now | 19:45 |
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| delinquentme | but like | 19:45 |
| delinquentme | HOW do you find them | 19:45 |
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| delinquentme | http://www.aninews.in/newsdetail9/story73665/new-technology-can-print-3d-blood-vessels-in-mere-seconds.html | 20:08 |
| kanzure | why do you read the news? | 20:09 |
| Mokbortolan_ | to occupy my time | 20:17 |
| kanzure | if he needs stuff to do, i have some dirty laundry programming for him | 20:19 |
| kanzure | brownies: hah http://deckfoundry.com/ | 20:22 |
| delinquentme | kanzure, thats cool dude! | 20:24 |
| kanzure | no it's hilarious | 20:26 |
| kanzure | the reality is that if you're pitching, you should be making tons of pitch decks on your own upwards and downwards | 20:27 |
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| kanzure | yashgaroth: hi | 20:45 |
| yashgaroth | yo | 20:45 |
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| brownies | kanzure: just saw that deckfoundry link. i fucking love it. | 20:56 |
| brownies | kanzure: we should start up a competing service to do that, but with hipster bullshit html5/JS decks | 20:57 |
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| kanzure | "Array Buffers open up a whole new world." | 20:57 |
| brownies | "use our idiotic service, and we'll dress up your bullshit business with fancy JS animations and get it on featured on HACKER NEWS!!!111" | 20:57 |
| kanzure | "Array Buffers are an $8 billion dollar market." | 20:57 |
| brownies | only .. hmm... $3000. | 20:57 |
| brownies | eh, $5000. | 20:57 |
| brownies | kanzure: i think the idea here is that you make the deck and send it to them, and then they just make it not look like shit. | 20:58 |
| kanzure | oh i see | 20:58 |
| kanzure | ok that's not as bad as i thought | 20:59 |
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| kanzure | it would be hilarious if they just collect pitch decks, and then repurpose them | 20:59 |
| brownies | kanzure: these sample decks are really awful. | 20:59 |
| kanzure | "oh yeah, there was another one doing instagram for cats the other day, here just use this one.. they raised $1.2 mil" | 20:59 |
| brownies | they don't know how to design a presentation at all. | 20:59 |
| kanzure | i think you prolly have more experience dude | 21:00 |
| kanzure | like haven't you reviewed >100 decks? | 21:00 |
| brownies | several hundred | 21:00 |
| kanzure | do you have copies? | 21:00 |
| brownies | i plead the fifth | 21:00 |
| kanzure | neat | 21:00 |
| kanzure | i guess that's not a huge advantage.. "here's a lot of shit that failed" | 21:01 |
| brownies | point is, i don't know if these guys have ever even *pitched* a VC ... even once. | 21:01 |
| brownies | kanzure: the experience of seeing all those pitches in person was worth far more than just a pile of PDFs | 21:01 |
| brownies | a hypothetical pile of PDFs, i mean. | 21:01 |
| kanzure | oh you were pitched in person? awesome | 21:01 |
| kanzure | i get the feeling that a lot of these "rolling seed round" guys are following a pattern | 21:02 |
| kanzure | but it's not exactly an excellent pattern, just a sort of average-performing thing.. they ask around and people tell them to do a rolling seed round, and what sorta deck to slap together. | 21:02 |
| kanzure | (and then they end up taking crappy convertible notes because they're idiots) | 21:03 |
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| kanzure | brownies: this is the deckfoundry person http://news.ycombinator.com/user?id=dh | 21:08 |
| brownies | kanzure: yes, there is a "way it's done" ... and depending on where your investors are in the pecking order, you'll get prescribed a different "way" | 21:11 |
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| brownies | kanzure: rolling rounds are a good recipe for getting fucked though. | 21:11 |
| brownies | well, i guess, as always, it depends on the terms. | 21:12 |
| kanzure | i think 'rolling rounds' are being suggested because otherwise you're unlikely to get a first round closed | 21:12 |
| brownies | kanzure: well, yeah, it happens when you can't convince enough people to invest right away. | 21:12 |
| brownies | if you do it right, though... i've seen a round go from start to finish in a matter of weeks. | 21:13 |
| brownies | kanzure: another such service http://prettify.co/ | 21:15 |
| kanzure | was it hot shit, or just average shit? | 21:15 |
| kanzure | that got done in a week, i mean | 21:15 |
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| brownies | kanzure: weeks, plural. | 21:15 |
| brownies | it was hot shit. | 21:15 |
| brownies | not the sort of b2c stuff that makes TC readers froth at the mouth, but... it was compelling. | 21:16 |
| kanzure | what industry? | 21:16 |
| brownies | finance | 21:16 |
| kanzure | b2c finance? | 21:17 |
| brownies | no, it was b2b in finance. that's my point. | 21:17 |
| kanzure | why were you reviewing a finance deal? | 21:17 |
| * kanzure scratches his head | 21:17 | |
| brownies | eh? | 21:17 |
| brownies | they provided a service in the finance industry. they were raising a round. they came to us. so we reviewed it. | 21:17 |
| kanzure | ok. i thought the angel group you were pimping for was more specific than that, but nevermind. | 21:18 |
| brownies | nah, we saw all kinds of verticals. that was one of the cool things about it. | 21:18 |
| delinquentme | kanzure, do you have any recommended reading for solid DevOps with RoR/Git and like a normal SQL DB? | 21:19 |
| kanzure | yes, read the fucking man pages | 21:20 |
| kanzure | fix your understanding of git | 21:20 |
| kanzure | also read all the docs for chef, fabric, puppet, some random load balancers, some random sql sharding+mirroring crap, learn your package manager and make sure you have images ready to spin up | 21:21 |
| brownies | haha | 21:21 |
| kanzure | brownies: this is my 5 second crash course in devops, you see | 21:21 |
| delinquentme | annndddd | 21:22 |
| delinquentme | thats a no | 21:22 |
| kanzure | i just suggested tons of things to read dude | 21:22 |
| brownies | read ALL the things | 21:22 |
| delinquentme | you've got names | 21:23 |
| delinquentme | doesnt mean you got an understanding | 21:23 |
| delinquentme | :D | 21:23 |
| delinquentme | I mean all of those are fun | 21:23 |
| ParahSailin_ | thats why i've given up on giving people free advice, kanzure | 21:23 |
| brownies | i think that noobs basically move through the 5 stages of grief when dealing with RTFM | 21:23 |
| brownies | first comes denial... and then you'll work your way through anger, bargaining, and the other ones i've forgotten, before finally ending on acceptance | 21:23 |
| brownies | when, hopefully, you'll read the damn thing. | 21:23 |
| kanzure | which stage is "kanzure doesn't have an understanding according to me"? | 21:23 |
| brownies | in this case? denial. | 21:24 |
| kanzure | lesson: don't deny me | 21:24 |
| brownies | =P | 21:24 |
| ParahSailin_ | delinquentme, have you considered skilled labor as a career? | 21:25 |
| delinquentme | man | 21:25 |
| kanzure | delinquentme: also, setup your pagerduty stuff. | 21:25 |
| delinquentme | there is so much dick sucking going on here | 21:25 |
| delinquentme | brownies, wtf | 21:25 |
| delinquentme | ParahSailin_, wth | 21:25 |
| kanzure | it's because i'm right | 21:25 |
| yashgaroth | ah here we go "O'Reilly - solid DevOps with RoR/Git and like a normal SQL DB, 4th Ed.pdf" | 21:25 |
| delinquentme | I think eminem has a song like this | 21:25 |
| yashgaroth | whoops am I too late for the fellating | 21:26 |
| kanzure | yashgaroth: get in line sooner dude!! i'm all outta jizz over here | 21:26 |
| delinquentme | also rtfm is a shitty solution | 21:26 |
| ParahSailin_ | http://www.ted.com/talks/mike_rowe_celebrates_dirty_jobs.html | 21:26 |
| yashgaroth | dang I'll check back tomorrow | 21:26 |
| kanzure | delinquentme: knowing the manual is your job. | 21:26 |
| ParahSailin_ | nothing fucking wrong with skilled labor, so stop stigmatizing irrationally | 21:26 |
| kanzure | ParahSailin_: what is "skilled labor"? | 21:27 |
| brownies | RTFM isn't the solution | 21:27 |
| brownies | RTFM is step fucking one of the solution | 21:27 |
| kanzure | like before you get hired | 21:28 |
| ParahSailin_ | kanzure, a trade one might have gone to vocational school to do in the olden days | 21:28 |
| brownies | if you try to build a massive infrastructure without an understanding of the tools you're using to build it... you're going to have a bad time. | 21:28 |
| delinquentme | There was a post made SPECIFICALLY about this .. its called something like " it is no longer possible to know everything there is to know" | 21:28 |
| delinquentme | tldr | 21:28 |
| kanzure | ParahSailin_: i'm pretty sure the stigma is artificial at this point.. nobody wants people to realize how much you can make as a plumber. | 21:29 |
| delinquentme | you're an idiot if you really RTFM | 21:29 |
| delinquentme | or you dont value your time | 21:29 |
| brownies | jesus man | 21:29 |
| kanzure | delinquentme: stop saying "tldr" | 21:29 |
| brownies | no one asked you to learn everything in the entire goddamn universe | 21:29 |
| delinquentme | kanzure, dont say rtfm ! | 21:29 |
| brownies | it's like 10 pages of reading | 21:29 |
| kanzure | you asked me for things to read | 21:29 |
| brownies | maybe 100 | 21:29 |
| delinquentme | brownies, when its not | 21:29 |
| ParahSailin_ | kanzure, i imagine federally guaranteed college loans had a lot to do with it | 21:29 |
| kanzure | what is the stack anyway? | 21:29 |
| delinquentme | and dont act like im getting defensive when you're all dick suckey chummy about RTFMing | 21:30 |
| brownies | rofl | 21:30 |
| brownies | i bet if you go to the other channels they'll also tell you to RTFM | 21:30 |
| brownies | you see... we're all in cahoots. | 21:30 |
| ParahSailin_ | just saying, maybe the high intellectual path is not for you | 21:30 |
| delinquentme | brownies, and the earth is flat | 21:30 |
| delinquentme | yes | 21:30 |
| delinquentme | cahoots | 21:31 |
| kanzure | no seriously, what is the stack. | 21:31 |
| delinquentme | hay bails | 21:31 |
| delinquentme | hey? | 21:31 |
| kanzure | you said something about rails and git | 21:31 |
| kanzure | are you running the rails server in production?? | 21:31 |
| kanzure | because don't do that | 21:31 |
| delinquentme | nah nah | 21:31 |
| delinquentme | apache | 21:31 |
| kanzure | phusion passenger? | 21:32 |
| delinquentme | yar its in there | 21:32 |
| ParahSailin_ | push ebp; mov ebp, esp; sub esp 9001; | 21:32 |
| kanzure | dedicated or ec2? | 21:32 |
| delinquentme | dedicated atm | 21:32 |
| delinquentme | but wanna know something awesome? | 21:33 |
| kanzure | do you have a separate db server? | 21:33 |
| delinquentme | we dont have db root access | 21:33 |
| delinquentme | YEAH | 21:33 |
| ParahSailin_ | yeah bitch, stacks | 21:33 |
| delinquentme | HMMmm | 21:33 |
| delinquentme | wait a min | 21:33 |
| kanzure | ok so since you're devops, your goal should be to get off of dedicated since you know nothing about it | 21:33 |
| kanzure | dedicated failover is a different beast | 21:34 |
| kanzure | jrayhawk: you could probably chime in about that. | 21:34 |
| * delinquentme impressed | 21:34 | |
| kanzure | but realistically when you have a fire, it's going to be a reinstall request with the data center, which is like an 8 hour response time. | 21:34 |
| kanzure | unless you genuinely have failover chops that i'm unaware of | 21:35 |
| delinquentme | ec2 is an option | 21:35 |
| delinquentme | fledgeling sysadmin | 21:35 |
| brownies | why not just host on Heroku? | 21:36 |
| * kanzure nods | 21:37 | |
| jrayhawk | estimate the cost of downtime, plan backups/redundancy accordingly | 21:38 |
| kanzure | know your system cold.. if 5min of downtime is $20,000, you better not be looking things up in ##hplusroadmap | 21:38 |
| jrayhawk | this conversation is hard to follow | 21:38 |
| delinquentme | its a thought that passed | 21:38 |
| kanzure | 'cause i will totally send you an invoice | 21:38 |
| * brownies nods | 21:39 | |
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| * delinquentme coughs | 21:39 | |
| brownies | heroku.com it is | 21:39 |
| kanzure | yep | 21:39 |
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| jrayhawk | i recommend paying jrayhawk giant piles of money for hosting | 21:39 |
| jrayhawk | it is a good policy | 21:40 |
| kanzure | i could get behind that.. if i can have a kickback maybe? | 21:40 |
| jrayhawk | your kickback is a vserver that you never use | 21:41 |
| jrayhawk | truly, an invaluable kickback | 21:41 |
| brownies | a whole vserver! wow! | 21:41 |
| kanzure | jrayhawk: i have some stuff i am going to be running on it soon, i promise | 21:42 |
| kanzure | also i used it the other day for downloading play.google.com | 21:42 |
| kanzure | http://diyhpl.us/~bryan/irc/android/android-apps-free-2012-09-03.txt | 21:42 |
| kanzure | damn that was 11 days ago? | 21:42 |
| brownies | quit being so lazy. | 21:43 |
| kanzure | i took on a silly contract, so i was doing "work" | 21:43 |
| jrayhawk | yeah, i can vicariously feel productive through your use of my services | 21:43 |
| jrayhawk | get to work! | 21:43 |
| kanzure | i don't know why i did that.. it wasn't worth my time | 21:43 |
| jrayhawk | oh hello, there's a funny piny bug on your vserver | 21:44 |
| kanzure | brownies: btw, if you need a devops person, hire jrayhawk. | 21:44 |
| kanzure | he has been considering sf | 21:44 |
| brownies | why would we need a devops person when we have a series of increasingly complicated bash scripts? | 21:46 |
| kanzure | i don't think you understand.. that's precisely what jrayhawk is. | 21:47 |
| jrayhawk | haha | 21:47 |
| jrayhawk | oh please | 21:47 |
| jrayhawk | i am posix compliant | 21:47 |
| kanzure | that must hurt | 21:47 |
| jrayhawk | it does a little. i miss having list expansion. | 21:47 |
| kanzure | neat, i wish i knew about the \n~. trick earlier :( | 22:11 |
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| jrayhawk | Hmmm? | 22:26 |
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| kanzure | jrayhawk: sometimes my ssh session times out when i get disconnected from interwebs, and i hadn't figured out how to close the session properly | 22:34 |
| kanzure | because c-c is passed through, and everything else | 22:35 |
| kanzure | i mean, this is a better option than trying to figure out which pid corresponds to which terminal tab | 22:35 |
| jrayhawk | man ssh | 22:38 |
| jrayhawk | /escape | 22:38 |
| jrayhawk | /ESCAPE is better, i guess | 22:40 |
| kanzure | doesn't seem to do anything | 22:41 |
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| jrayhawk | Has to be following a newline. | 22:41 |
| kanzure | nope.. | 22:42 |
| jrayhawk | It's possible you also hit ctrl-s on it in which case ctrl-q is necessary to fix it. | 22:42 |
| kanzure | still not doing it for me | 22:43 |
| kanzure | i should note that the connection is currently active i guess | 22:43 |
| kanzure | but meanwhile \n~. still works | 22:43 |
| kanzure | oh derr. you said 'man ssh'. i missed that part. | 22:44 |
| jrayhawk | ha ha ha | 22:44 |
| kanzure | \n/ESCAPE\n/<escape> grr fucking rayhawk locusts god damn it | 22:45 |
| jrayhawk | haha man i didn't even know you were aware of that meme | 22:45 |
| kanzure | i think jules called you guys locusts once | 22:46 |
| kanzure | it seemed to fit | 22:46 |
| kanzure | i think tapeworm might be a more apt analogy | 22:46 |
| jrayhawk | "Fucking Rayhawks are like locusts!" came from a series of UT2k4 and/or Q3 games at a LAN party in probably only two of us were playing. | 22:48 |
| kanzure | maybe i was there in spirit or spectator mode | 22:48 |
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