2013-06-07.log:17:59 < gradstudentbot> I just want a 9 to 5 job.
2013-06-07.log:17:59 < gradstudentbot> I need to send that abstract.
2013-06-07.log:18:00 < gradstudentbot> Friends don't let friends go to super school.
2013-06-07.log:18:05 < gradstudentbot> Can I get Saturday off?
2013-06-07.log:18:10 < gradstudentbot> The lab meeting was cancelled.
2013-06-07.log:18:27 < gradstudentbot> No, you can't borrow my pipette.
2013-06-07.log:18:28 < gradstudentbot> People have tried that, but it doesn't seem to work.
2013-06-07.log:18:30 < gradstudentbot> If you help me, I'll put you on the paper.
2013-06-07.log:20:09 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, I don't know.
2013-06-07.log:20:17 < gradstudentbot> Can I get Saturday off?
2013-06-07.log:20:18 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, I read the paper, I just don't remember the details.
2013-06-07.log:20:19 < gradstudentbot> I have the methods section but I haven't written the introduction or conclusions.
2013-06-07.log:22:15 < gradstudentbot> I think I'll be done in 2 years.
2013-06-07.log:22:16 < gradstudentbot> I think the centrifuge is broken.
2013-06-07.log:22:17 < gradstudentbot> I forgot to make a control group.
2013-06-07.log:22:17 < gradstudentbot> I have way too many papers to read.
2013-06-07.log:22:17 < gradstudentbot> Wasn't there a paper about that?
2013-06-07.log:22:17 < gradstudentbot> Am I going to be first author?
2013-06-07.log:22:18 < gradstudentbot> Friends don't let friends go to super school.
2013-06-07.log:22:20 < gradstudentbot> Why did I go to grad school?
2013-06-07.log:22:25 < gradstudentbot> I just want a 9 to 5 job.
2013-06-07.log:22:49 < gradstudentbot> Grant submitted.
2013-06-07.log:22:50 < gradstudentbot> People have tried that, but it doesn't seem to work.
2013-06-07.log:22:54 < gradstudentbot> I haven't written the abstract.
2013-06-07.log:23:00 < gradstudentbot> The gel is streaking.
2013-06-07.log:23:01 < gradstudentbot> If you help me, I'll put you on the paper.
2013-06-07.log:23:02 < gradstudentbot> The fluorescent microscope is broken.
2013-06-07.log:23:02 < gradstudentbot> That's definitely a Nature paper.
2013-06-07.log:23:27 < gradstudentbot> Why did I go to grad school?
2013-06-07.log:23:27 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, but his PI wrote his dissertation.
2013-06-07.log:23:28 < gradstudentbot> It's contaminated.
2013-06-07.log:23:28 < gradstudentbot> I don't remember the paper, but someone definitely did that.
2013-06-07.log:23:28 < gradstudentbot> Is there free food at that seminar?
2013-06-08.log:00:16 < gradstudentbot> We were out of the right dye, so I just used an equivalent.
2013-06-08.log:13:03 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, I read the paper, I just don't remember the details.
2013-06-09.log:01:01 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, it's the new grad student's fault.
2013-06-09.log:10:04 < gradstudentbot> That's the control group, right?
2013-06-10.log:08:42 < gradstudentbot> My parents keep asking when I'm going to finish.
2013-06-10.log:13:07 < gradstudentbot> The protocol is wrong.
2013-06-11.log:12:45 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, I don't know.
2013-06-11.log:12:52 < gradstudentbot> I remember the paper, I just don't remember the details.
2013-06-11.log:13:10 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, but his project was so easy.
2013-06-11.log:13:26 < gradstudentbot> That's definitely a Nature paper.
2013-06-11.log:18:46 < gradstudentbot> I don't think our fume hood is safe.
2013-06-11.log:18:59 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, I don't know.
2013-06-11.log:19:11 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, I read the paper, I just don't remember the details.
2013-06-11.log:19:13 < gradstudentbot> If I break my arm, do I still have to present tomorrow?
2013-06-11.log:19:18 < gradstudentbot> Nobody is even going to read this paper.
2013-06-11.log:19:18 < gradstudentbot> It was in Science last month.
2013-06-11.log:19:18 < gradstudentbot> Where did you put the revisions to the paper?
2013-06-11.log:19:19 < gradstudentbot> Future work will focus on that.
2013-06-11.log:19:19 < gradstudentbot> Wasn't there a paper about that?
2013-06-11.log:19:21 < gradstudentbot> Someone stole my pipette.
2013-06-11.log:19:21 < gradstudentbot> I need to send that abstract.
2013-06-11.log:19:21 < gradstudentbot> The protocol is wrong.
2013-06-11.log:19:21 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, it should take me about 2 days.
2013-06-11.log:19:21 < gradstudentbot> You know, I can just do consulting.
2013-06-11.log:19:22 < gradstudentbot> If I write this paper, then maybe I can use that as my thesis?
2013-06-11.log:19:22 < gradstudentbot> I have to order new primers.
2013-06-11.log:19:22 < gradstudentbot> My project sucks.
2013-06-11.log:19:22 < gradstudentbot> My project sucks.
2013-06-11.log:19:22 < gradstudentbot> Someone's sitting at my bench space.
2013-06-11.log:19:22 < gradstudentbot> I hear you make more money being a garbage man.
2013-06-11.log:19:36 < gradstudentbot> That remains an open question.
2013-06-11.log:19:46 < gradstudentbot> That's the control group, right?
2013-06-11.log:19:47 < gradstudentbot> I'm writing that up and it will be submitted soon.
2013-06-11.log:19:49 < gradstudentbot> Should have gone to med school.
2013-06-11.log:20:20 < gradstudentbot> Should have gone to med school.
2013-06-11.log:20:59 < gradstudentbot> We were out of the right dye, so I just used an equivalent.
2013-06-12.log:19:39 < gradstudentbot> It's not really significant, but there's definitely a trend.
2013-06-12.log:19:46 < gradstudentbot> Can I defend with just one aim done?
2013-06-12.log:19:48 < gradstudentbot> It was in Science last month.
2013-06-12.log:19:49 < gradstudentbot> I am writing the abstract.
2013-06-12.log:19:56 < gradstudentbot> Am I going to be first author?
2013-06-12.log:20:00 < gradstudentbot> People have tried that, but it doesn't seem to work.
2013-06-12.log:20:12 < gradstudentbot> My experiment was working a second ago, but now it doesn't even work.
2013-06-12.log:20:17 < gradstudentbot> It's contaminated.
2013-06-12.log:20:56 < gradstudentbot> Grant submitted.
2013-06-12.log:21:55 < gradstudentbot> We were out of the right dye, so I just used an equivalent.
2013-06-12.log:22:25 < gradstudentbot> I think I'll be done in 6 years.
2013-06-12.log:22:48 < gradstudentbot> I feel like you don't completely comprehend the scope of this work.
2013-06-12.log:23:06 < gradstudentbot> I need to read that paper soon.
2013-06-12.log:23:06 < gradstudentbot> I am writing the abstract.
2013-06-13.log:09:18 < gradstudentbot> Who has the latest version of the paper?
2013-06-13.log:09:52 < gradstudentbot> God, why won't they just kick me out.
2013-06-13.log:14:08 < gradstudentbot> My parents keep asking when I'm going to finish.
2013-06-13.log:14:22 < gradstudentbot> Actually, I didn't do that part, it was already here when I joined the lab.
2013-06-13.log:18:14 < gradstudentbot> That remains an open question.
2013-06-14.log:03:24 < gradstudentbot> Sorry for wasting your time.
2013-06-14.log:14:03 < gradstudentbot> The grant got rejected.
2013-06-14.log:14:16 < gradstudentbot> Can I get Saturday off?
2013-06-14.log:16:39 < gradstudentbot> Nobody has tried this before.
2013-06-14.log:21:23 < gradstudentbot> I am writing the abstract.
2013-06-15.log:14:01 < gradstudentbot> The gel is streaking.
2013-06-16.log:15:13 < gradstudentbot> I lost my pipette.
2013-06-16.log:15:13 < gradstudentbot> Who has the latest version of the paper?
2013-06-16.log:15:14 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, I couldn't repeat that.
2013-06-16.log:15:17 < gradstudentbot> People have tried that, but it doesn't seem to work.
2013-06-16.log:15:18 < gradstudentbot> No, you can't borrow my pipette.
2013-06-16.log:18:10 < gradstudentbot> I could never be a PI.
2013-06-16.log:18:10 < gradstudentbot> That's beyond the scope of my research.
2013-06-16.log:18:11 < gradstudentbot> Can I take a nap yet?
2013-06-16.log:18:11 < gradstudentbot> Future work will focus on that.
2013-06-16.log:18:11 < gradstudentbot> I think I'll be done in 2 years.
2013-06-16.log:18:11 < gradstudentbot> Future work will focus on that.
2013-06-16.log:18:12 < gradstudentbot> It's contaminated.
2013-06-17.log:07:36 < gradstudentbot> The grant got rejected.
2013-06-17.log:09:25 < gradstudentbot> I need to send that abstract.
2013-06-17.log:10:24 < gradstudentbot> I just want a 9 to 5 job.
2013-06-17.log:10:28 < gradstudentbot> I'm so doing industry.
2013-06-17.log:10:32 < gradstudentbot> The paper was rejected.
2013-06-17.log:10:52 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, I read the paper, I just don't remember the details.
2013-06-17.log:11:37 < gradstudentbot> I think I need a loan.
2013-06-17.log:11:43 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, but his PI wrote his dissertation.
2013-06-17.log:11:43 < gradstudentbot> Friends don't let friends go to super school.
2013-06-17.log:12:04 < gradstudentbot> I have to order new primers.
2013-06-17.log:19:13 < gradstudentbot> I don't think our fume hood is safe.
2013-06-17.log:21:30 < gradstudentbot> Wasn't there a paper about that?
2013-06-18.log:19:19 < gradstudentbot> Is there free food at that seminar?
2013-06-18.log:19:19 < gradstudentbot> Actually, I didn't do that part, it was already here when I joined the lab.
2013-06-18.log:19:20 < gradstudentbot> So what's a credit score?
2013-06-18.log:19:21 < gradstudentbot> I think I'll be done in 6 years.
2013-06-18.log:19:50 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, it's the new grad student's fault.
2013-06-19.log:05:06 < gradstudentbot> No, you can't borrow my pipette.
2013-06-19.log:14:40 < gradstudentbot> People have tried that, but it doesn't seem to work.
2013-06-19.log:23:26 < gradstudentbot> I have to order new primers.
2013-06-20.log:14:09 < gradstudentbot> The fluorescent microscope is broken.
2013-06-21.log:13:54 < gradstudentbot> Someone's sitting at my bench space.
2013-06-21.log:21:39 < gradstudentbot> The grant got rejected.
2013-06-22.log:09:38 < gradstudentbot> The paper was rejected.
2013-06-22.log:12:50 < gradstudentbot> That's definitely a Nature paper.
2013-06-23.log:19:15 < gradstudentbot> I think I'd like to try to write the paper myself.
2013-06-23.log:22:26 < gradstudentbot> If I break my arm, do I still have to present tomorrow?
2013-06-24.log:18:42 < gradstudentbot> God, I'm going to quit.
2013-06-24.log:18:42 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, but who gets to be first author?
2013-06-24.log:18:49 < gradstudentbot> Am I going to be first author?
2013-06-24.log:19:01 < gradstudentbot> I'm glad you brought that up, I'm going to do that right now.
2013-06-24.log:20:07 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, it's significant.
2013-06-24.log:20:07 < gradstudentbot> I haven't written the abstract.
2013-06-24.log:20:10 < gradstudentbot> I think I'm going to do industry.
2013-06-24.log:20:51 < gradstudentbot> I'm so doing industry.
2013-06-24.log:21:05 < gradstudentbot> The paper was rejected.
2013-06-24.log:21:06 < gradstudentbot> Friends don't let friends go to super school.
2013-06-24.log:21:10 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, that's a really good question. I don't know, but I'll have to look into that.
2013-06-24.log:21:11 < gradstudentbot> Can I defend with just one aim done?
2013-06-24.log:21:15 < gradstudentbot> Uh, interesting question.
2013-06-26.log:10:42 < gradstudentbot> My parents keep asking when I'm going to finish.
2013-06-26.log:19:02 < gradstudentbot> That's the control group, right?
2013-06-26.log:19:09 < gradstudentbot> No, you can't borrow my pipette.
2013-06-26.log:19:30 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, I'm a 4th year. No wait, I'm a 6th year.
2013-06-26.log:19:53 < gradstudentbot> I am busy researching.
2013-06-26.log:19:54 < gradstudentbot> Someone's sitting at my bench space.
2013-06-26.log:20:20 < gradstudentbot> I could never be a PI.
2013-06-26.log:20:25 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, but his project was so easy.
2013-06-26.log:20:48 < gradstudentbot> Nobody has tried this before.
2013-06-26.log:20:50 < gradstudentbot> God, why won't they just kick me out.
2013-06-26.log:20:53 < gradstudentbot> I am writing the abstract.
2013-06-26.log:20:54 < gradstudentbot> We were out of the right dye, so I just used an equivalent.
2013-06-26.log:20:55 < gradstudentbot> The protocol is wrong.
2013-06-26.log:20:55 < gradstudentbot> I got in around 11.
2013-06-26.log:20:55 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, I'm a 4th year. No wait, I'm a 6th year.
2013-06-26.log:20:58 < gradstudentbot> I'm glad you brought that up, I'm going to do that right now.
2013-06-26.log:20:58 < gradstudentbot> I got in around 11.
2013-06-26.log:20:59 < gradstudentbot> I'm glad you brought that up, I'm going to do that right now.
2013-06-26.log:21:00 < gradstudentbot> The grant got rejected.
2013-06-26.log:21:02 < gradstudentbot> I think the centrifuge is broken.
2013-06-26.log:21:02 < gradstudentbot> No, you can't borrow my pipette.
2013-06-26.log:21:02 < gradstudentbot> I hope they kick me out.
2013-06-26.log:21:05 < gradstudentbot> I am writing the abstract.
2013-06-26.log:22:35 < gradstudentbot> Nobody has tried this before.
2013-06-27.log:09:25 < gradstudentbot> Dude, you contaminated my experiment.
2013-06-27.log:09:26 < gradstudentbot> Can I borrow some sulphuric acid?
2013-06-27.log:10:16 < gradstudentbot> I'm writing that up and it will be submitted soon.
2013-06-27.log:20:33 < gradstudentbot> The paper was rejected.
2013-06-27.log:21:15 < gradstudentbot> I just want a 9 to 5 job.
2013-06-28.log:10:25 < gradstudentbot> Is there free food at that seminar?
2013-06-28.log:10:26 < gradstudentbot> I got in around 11.
2013-06-28.log:13:08 < gradstudentbot> Should I still be wearing gloves?
2013-06-28.log:22:52 < gradstudentbot> Where did you put the revisions to the paper?
2013-06-28.log:23:36 < gradstudentbot> The protocol is wrong.
2013-06-29.log:06:59 < gradstudentbot> She keeps talking about her Nature paper, but she was only third author.
2013-06-29.log:08:32 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, it's the new grad student's fault.
2013-06-29.log:19:45 < gradstudentbot> How many papers do you have published?
2013-06-29.log:21:32 < gradstudentbot> Why did I go to grad school?
2013-06-29.log:21:33 < gradstudentbot> I lost my pipette.
2013-06-29.log:21:39 < gradstudentbot> The gel is streaking.
2013-06-29.log:21:57 < gradstudentbot> I think I'd like to try to write the paper myself.
2013-06-29.log:21:58 < gradstudentbot> People have tried that, but it doesn't seem to work.
2013-06-29.log:22:03 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, but his PI wrote his dissertation.
2013-06-30.log:08:03 < gradstudentbot> Coffee? Never tried it.
2013-06-30.log:14:28 < gradstudentbot> I remember the paper, I just don't remember the details.
2013-06-30.log:14:37 < gradstudentbot> Does this look contaminated to you?
2013-06-30.log:14:38 < gradstudentbot> Nobody has tried this before.
2013-06-30.log:20:06 < gradstudentbot> Should I still be wearing gloves?
2013-06-30.log:20:07 < gradstudentbot> Where did you put my samples?
2013-06-30.log:20:28 < gradstudentbot> Are you published?
2013-07-01.log:17:13 < gradstudentbot> I had to remind my professor who I was today.
2013-07-01.log:18:29 < gradstudentbot> I remember the paper, I just don't remember the details.
2013-07-01.log:18:31 < gradstudentbot> The smell of e.coli is so very rewarding.
2013-07-01.log:19:09 < gradstudentbot> That's the control group, right?
2013-07-01.log:19:12 < gradstudentbot> I'm writing that up and it will be submitted soon.
2013-07-01.log:21:11 < gradstudentbot> Guys, where are my samples?
2013-07-02.log:03:19 < gradstudentbot> Have you read this paper?
2013-07-02.log:09:31 < gradstudentbot> Friends don't let friends go to super school.
2013-07-02.log:17:49 < gradstudentbot> I have to read all these articles.
2013-07-02.log:20:37 < gradstudentbot> Dropped my sample.
2013-07-02.log:20:44 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, but his project was so easy.
2013-07-02.log:21:42 < gradstudentbot> Who has the latest version of the paper?
2013-07-02.log:21:53 < gradstudentbot> I think the centrifuge is broken.
2013-07-02.log:22:12 < gradstudentbot> The paper got rejected.
2013-07-02.log:22:51 < gradstudentbot> You know they keep the mice in better conditoins than us.
2013-07-02.log:23:26 < gradstudentbot> Hey, does anyone have an extra undergrad?
2013-07-03.log:07:13 < gradstudentbot> Who the hell stole my pipette?
2013-07-03.log:07:25 < gradstudentbot> I have this really good idea. I just can't get it to work.
2013-07-03.log:07:29 < gradstudentbot> It's not really significant, but there's definitely a trend.
2013-07-03.log:07:44 < gradstudentbot> You don't happen to have any more virgin flies, do you?
2013-07-03.log:07:47 < gradstudentbot> Someone's sitting at my bench space.
2013-07-03.log:07:49 < gradstudentbot> Sorry, I can't really talk right now because I'm burried in grant writing.
2013-07-03.log:08:47 < gradstudentbot> I think I'll be done in 6 years.
2013-07-03.log:08:51 < gradstudentbot> I did so much qPCR today.
2013-07-03.log:08:52 < gradstudentbot> Let's pour a bunch of chemlights into a spinner flask and claim it's luminescent e.coli.
2013-07-03.log:09:35 < gradstudentbot> Friends don't let friends go to super school.
2013-07-03.log:10:40 < gradstudentbot> So what's a credit score?
2013-07-04.log:09:56 < gradstudentbot> I haven't written the abstract.
2013-07-04.log:10:17 < gradstudentbot> We were out of the right dye, so I just used an equivalent.
2013-07-04.log:13:55 < gradstudentbot> Nobody is even going to read this paper.
2013-07-04.log:22:27 < gradstudentbot> So what's a credit score?
2013-07-04.log:22:28 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, I read the paper, I just don't remember the details.
2013-07-04.log:22:28 < gradstudentbot> The paper got rejected.
2013-07-04.log:22:28 < gradstudentbot> The lab meeting was cancelled.
2013-07-05.log:07:52 < gradstudentbot> I hope they kick me out.
2013-07-05.log:08:35 < gradstudentbot> Who used the last of the buffer?
2013-07-05.log:09:23 < gradstudentbot> Okay, someone really needs to do the lab dishes.
2013-07-05.log:09:32 < gradstudentbot> Hey, does anyone have an extra undergrad?
2013-07-05.log:10:43 < gradstudentbot> Coffee? Never tried it.
2013-07-05.log:10:55 < gradstudentbot> I think I'll be done in 4 years.
2013-07-05.log:13:07 < gradstudentbot> You know, I can just do consulting.
2013-07-05.log:13:21 < gradstudentbot> Paper submitted.
2013-07-05.log:13:51 < gradstudentbot> The culture got contaminated.
2013-07-05.log:13:55 < gradstudentbot> Well, I can't really talk about it because I'm trying to get it published in Science or Nature.
2013-07-05.log:14:51 < gradstudentbot> Who's timer is going off?
2013-07-05.log:14:53 < gradstudentbot> I think more research is required.
2013-07-05.log:15:14 < gradstudentbot> God, I'm going to quit.
2013-07-05.log:15:17 < gradstudentbot> Who's doing journal club today?
2013-07-05.log:16:08 < gradstudentbot> Well, I can't really talk about it because I'm trying to get it published in Science or Nature.
2013-07-05.log:17:19 < gradstudentbot> The fluorescent microscope is broken.
2013-07-05.log:17:49 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, but that was only a sample size of one.
2013-07-05.log:20:17 < gradstudentbot> Sure, I've been spending a lot of time at a pub.... well, pubmed at least.
2013-07-05.log:21:46 < gradstudentbot> Sorry for wasting your time.
2013-07-05.log:21:57 < gradstudentbot> Don't phage me, bro.
2013-07-05.log:22:17 < gradstudentbot> If I write this paper, then maybe I can use that as my thesis?
2013-07-05.log:00:16 < gradstudentbot> My parents keep asking when I'm going to finish.
2013-07-05.log:00:16 < gradstudentbot> I think I'd like to try to write the paper myself.
2013-07-05.log:00:19 < gradstudentbot> The grant got rejected.
2013-07-05.log:00:19 < gradstudentbot> Sorry for wasting your time.
2013-07-05.log:00:24 < gradstudentbot> Dude, you contaminated my experiment.
2013-07-05.log:00:29 < gradstudentbot> Sure, I've been spending a lot of time at a pub.... well, pubmed at least.
2013-07-05.log:00:30 < gradstudentbot> I feel like you don't completely comprehend the scope of this work.
2013-07-05.log:00:37 < gradstudentbot> I lost my pipette.
2013-07-06.log:10:46 < gradstudentbot> Who the hell stole my pipette?
2013-07-06.log:12:45 < gradstudentbot> Okay, someone really needs to do the lab dishes.
2013-07-06.log:13:16 < gradstudentbot> The gel is streaking.
2013-07-06.log:13:17 < gradstudentbot> When is he back from sabbatical?
2013-07-06.log:18:52 < gradstudentbot> Should I be doing this in the fume hood?
2013-07-06.log:18:53 < gradstudentbot> Sorry for wasting your time.
2013-07-06.log:20:29 < gradstudentbot> I'm so doing industry.
2013-07-07.log:10:31 < gradstudentbot> The protocol is wrong.
2013-07-07.log:10:36 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, but that was only a sample size of one.
2013-07-07.log:10:37 < gradstudentbot> The gel is streaking.
2013-07-07.log:10:42 < gradstudentbot> When is he back from sabbatical?
2013-07-07.log:12:03 < gradstudentbot> You don't happen to have any more virgin flies, do you?
2013-07-07.log:12:42 < gradstudentbot> Should this be on ice?
2013-07-07.log:12:55 < gradstudentbot> Actually, I didn't do that part, it was already here when I joined the lab.
2013-07-07.log:13:09 < gradstudentbot> My parents keep asking when I'm going to finish.
2013-07-08.log:10:58 < gradstudentbot> I'm so doing industry.
2013-07-08.log:11:10 < gradstudentbot> Who the hell stole my pipette?
2013-07-08.log:11:47 < gradstudentbot> Who used the last of the growth medium?
2013-07-08.log:11:50 < gradstudentbot> You know they keep the mice in better conditoins than us.
2013-07-08.log:11:56 < gradstudentbot> My parents keep asking when I'm going to finish.
2013-07-08.log:14:03 < gradstudentbot> Sure, I'd love to switch into colorectal.
2013-07-08.log:17:39 < gradstudentbot> Is there free food at that seminar?
2013-07-08.log:18:08 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, but his PI wrote his dissertation.
2013-07-08.log:20:27 < yashgaroth> must say I greatly enjoyed < gradstudentbot> Sure, I'd love to switch into colorectal.
2013-07-08.log:20:27 < gradstudentbot> Actually, I didn't do that part, it was already here when I joined the lab.
2013-07-08.log:21:34 < gradstudentbot> Future work will focus on that.
2013-07-08.log:21:39 < gradstudentbot> I could never be a PI.
2013-07-08.log:23:45 < gradstudentbot> Is there free food at that seminar?
2013-07-08.log:23:48 < gradstudentbot> I just want a 9 to 5 job.
2013-07-09.log:08:14 < gradstudentbot> We simply don't do enough titrations in my lab.
2013-07-09.log:08:15 < gradstudentbot> I think I'd like to try to write the paper myself.
2013-07-09.log:08:24 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, it's the new grad student's fault.
2013-07-09.log:08:33 < gradstudentbot> The lab meeting was cancelled.
2013-07-09.log:08:52 < gradstudentbot> I hear you make more money being a garbage man.
2013-07-09.log:09:34 < gradstudentbot> I haven't written the abstract.
2013-07-09.log:15:26 < gradstudentbot> I hope they kick me out.
2013-07-09.log:17:19 < gradstudentbot> Grant submitted.
2013-07-09.log:18:00 < gradstudentbot> The protocol is wrong.
2013-07-09.log:21:44 < gradstudentbot> When is he back from sabbatical?
2013-07-09.log:22:38 < gradstudentbot> I coauthored a paper about that a few years ago.
2013-07-09.log:22:45 < gradstudentbot> Don't even ask how my research is going.
2013-07-10.log:08:36 < gradstudentbot> Someone's sitting at my bench space.
2013-07-10.log:10:57 < gradstudentbot> My parents keep asking when I'm going to finish.
2013-07-10.log:11:51 < gradstudentbot> I don't think my PI remembers me.
2013-07-10.log:12:34 < gradstudentbot> You don't happen to have any more virgin flies, do you?
2013-07-10.log:17:06 < gradstudentbot> The grant got rejected.
2013-07-10.log:17:29 < gradstudentbot> Oh man, that's a great scrabble word. I got to write that down.
2013-07-10.log:20:32 < gradstudentbot> Where are the thermometers?
2013-07-11.log:08:49 < gradstudentbot> Future work will focus on that.
2013-07-11.log:09:05 < gradstudentbot> Paper submitted.
2013-07-11.log:09:06 < gradstudentbot> I coauthored a paper about that a few years ago.
2013-07-11.log:11:38 < gradstudentbot> Who's in charge of the master mix?
2013-07-11.log:11:59 < gradstudentbot> I had to remind my professor who I was today.
2013-07-11.log:12:27 < gradstudentbot> I'm so doing industry.
2013-07-11.log:12:28 < gradstudentbot> I haven't written the abstract.
2013-07-11.log:12:38 < gradstudentbot> Have you read this paper?
2013-07-11.log:13:00 < gradstudentbot> The real reason I wanted to join this lab was because I love to clean glassware.
2013-07-11.log:13:07 < gradstudentbot> Who got mustard on my cell culture?
2013-07-11.log:13:28 < gradstudentbot> I am kind of curious what he has a Ph.D. in, I can't really find this anywhere, it could be underwater basket weaving for all I know.
2013-07-11.log:13:29 < gradstudentbot> I think I'll be done in 4 years.
2013-07-11.log:13:29 < gradstudentbot> I think the centrifuge is broken.
2013-07-11.log:14:07 < gradstudentbot> Nobody has tried this before.
2013-07-11.log:16:33 < heath> [15:07:19] <gradstudentbot> Who got mustard on my cell culture?
2013-07-11.log:16:33 < gradstudentbot> Dude, you contaminated my experiment.
2013-07-11.log:16:49 < gradstudentbot> The gel is streaking.
2013-07-11.log:17:02 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, but his project was so easy.
2013-07-11.log:20:18 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, I read the paper, I just don't remember the details.
2013-07-11.log:20:18 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, it should take me about 2 days.
2013-07-11.log:20:25 < gradstudentbot> I lost my pipette.
2013-07-11.log:20:26 < gradstudentbot> It's not really significant, but there's definitely a trend.
2013-07-11.log:20:31 < gradstudentbot> Should this be on ice?
2013-07-11.log:20:31 < gradstudentbot> I can't help it, I just like science so much.
2013-07-12.log:00:07 < gradstudentbot> I'm glad you brought that up, I'm going to do that right now.
2013-07-12.log:00:49 < gradstudentbot> Hey, does anyone have an extra undergrad?
2013-07-12.log:08:30 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, I'll be sure to snore that science lamp right away.
2013-07-12.log:10:34 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, that's a really good question. I don't know, but I'll have to look into that.
2013-07-12.log:14:13 < gradstudentbot> Should this be on ice?
2013-07-12.log:19:07 < gradstudentbot> I'm only doing this to get tenure.
2013-07-12.log:22:05 < gradstudentbot> Why did I go to grad school?
2013-07-12.log:22:28 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, I'm a 4th year. No wait, I'm a 6th year.
2013-07-13.log:00:07 < gradstudentbot> That's definitely a Nature paper.
2013-07-13.log:00:19 < gradstudentbot> You know they keep the mice in better conditions than us.
2013-07-13.log:00:24 < gradstudentbot> Who got mustard on my cell culture?
2013-07-13.log:00:27 < gradstudentbot> Well, it looks better if you see it through a UV scope.
2013-07-13.log:00:29 < gradstudentbot> Well, you can't guarantee that.
2013-07-13.log:00:39 < gradstudentbot> I remember the paper, I just don't remember the details.
2013-07-13.log:00:51 < gradstudentbot> You know they keep the mice in better conditions than us.
2013-07-13.log:01:03 < gradstudentbot> The paper was rejected.
2013-07-13.log:08:50 < gradstudentbot> I don't know whether I am Turing dreaming that I am a machine, or a machine dreaming that I am Turing!
2013-07-13.log:12:32 < gradstudentbot> Heh, undergrads.
2013-07-13.log:13:43 < gradstudentbot> God, I'm going to quit.
2013-07-13.log:13:46 < gradstudentbot> The gel is streaking.
2013-07-13.log:14:08 < gradstudentbot> I'm glad you brought that up, I'm going to do that right now.
2013-07-14.log:07:34 < gradstudentbot> God, why won't they just kick me out.
2013-07-14.log:11:03 < gradstudentbot> Can I get my own desk?
2013-07-14.log:11:06 < gradstudentbot> Why aren't you doing science right now?
2013-07-14.log:11:17 < gradstudentbot> Wow, at my old school, I was never allowed this much science.
2013-07-14.log:12:35 < gradstudentbot> Sorry, I can't really talk right now because I'm burried in grant writing.
2013-07-14.log:13:05 < gradstudentbot> Where did all my bands go?
2013-07-14.log:13:06 < gradstudentbot> Well, it looks better if you see it through a UV scope.
2013-07-14.log:13:28 < gradstudentbot> You don't happen to have any more virgin flies, do you?
2013-07-14.log:13:30 < gradstudentbot> The protocol is wrong.
2013-07-14.log:13:52 < gradstudentbot> That's definitely a Cell paper.
2013-07-14.log:15:20 < gradstudentbot> Let's have a pset party.
2013-07-14.log:15:23 < gradstudentbot> The autoclave smells really good.
2013-07-14.log:15:26 < gradstudentbot> Let's pour a bunch of chemlights into a spinner flask and claim it's luminescent e.coli.
2013-07-14.log:15:26 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, I'm just looking for a journal that will take that paper.
2013-07-14.log:15:29 < gradstudentbot> You used the wrong formula.
2013-07-14.log:15:44 < gradstudentbot> Can I borrow some sulphuric acid?
2013-07-14.log:15:45 < gradstudentbot> I have to order new primers.
2013-07-14.log:16:04 < gradstudentbot> The protocol is wrong.
2013-07-14.log:16:17 < gradstudentbot> The gel is streaking.
2013-07-14.log:16:25 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, that's a really good question. I don't know, but I'll have to look into that.
2013-07-14.log:16:40 < gradstudentbot> You can't guarantee that.
2013-07-14.log:17:33 < gradstudentbot> The paper got rejected.
2013-07-14.log:17:40 < gradstudentbot> I had to remind my professor who I was today.
2013-07-14.log:18:45 < gradstudentbot> I am busy doing science, go away.
2013-07-14.log:18:45 < gradstudentbot> Sorry, I can't really talk right now because I'm burried in grant writing.
2013-07-14.log:22:09 < gradstudentbot> I have to order new primers.
2013-07-14.log:22:27 < gradstudentbot> Well, it looks better if you see it through a UV scope.
2013-07-16.log:07:45 < gradstudentbot> If I was your endoplasmic reticulum, would you want me smooth or would you want me rough?
2013-07-16.log:07:49 < gradstudentbot> Dropped my sample.
2013-07-16.log:12:30 < gradstudentbot> Heh, undergrads.
2013-07-16.log:14:53 < gradstudentbot> Oh great, my paper got accepted with no revisions. Nice.
2013-07-16.log:16:30 < gradstudentbot> I think our octopus might be smarter than me.
2013-07-16.log:18:06 < gradstudentbot> No no no no! Use your key commands!
2013-07-16.log:18:44 < gradstudentbot> I forgot to make a control group.
2013-07-16.log:19:21 < gradstudentbot> Nobody has tried this before.
2013-07-16.log:20:21 < gradstudentbot> Can I get Saturday off?
2013-07-16.log:21:13 < gradstudentbot> Friends don't let friends go to super school.
2013-07-16.log:23:55 < gradstudentbot> If I was your endoplasmic reticulum, would you want me smooth or would you want me rough?
2013-07-17.log:08:31 < gradstudentbot> Should I still be wearing gloves?
2013-07-17.log:08:37 < gradstudentbot> Oh a sales rep? No, I'm not busy, sure I have time to talk.
2013-07-17.log:10:59 < gradstudentbot> I wasn't able to find any references.
2013-07-18.log:07:34 < gradstudentbot> Haha, undergrads.
2013-07-18.log:08:07 < gradstudentbot> Hey, does anyone have an extra undergrad?
2013-07-18.log:09:00 < gradstudentbot> This laproscopic camera is so easy to use.
2013-07-18.log:09:12 < gradstudentbot> If I break my arm, do I still have to present tomorrow?
2013-07-18.log:09:12 < gradstudentbot> That's the control group, right?
2013-07-18.log:09:19 < gradstudentbot> That's not really surprising since they did it ex vivo.
2013-07-18.log:09:27 < gradstudentbot> Oh that's interesting, do you want to write a paper together?
2013-07-18.log:14:01 < gradstudentbot> Should I still be wearing gloves?
2013-07-18.log:15:56 < gradstudentbot> You can't guarantee that.
2013-07-18.log:17:24 < gradstudentbot> I am busy doing science, go away.
2013-07-18.log:17:24 < gradstudentbot> Don't you have anything better to be doing?
2013-07-18.log:19:48 < gradstudentbot> Okay, someone really needs to do the lab dishes.
2013-07-19.log:08:11 < gradstudentbot> Wasn't that a Nature paper?
2013-07-19.log:15:15 < gradstudentbot> You used the wrong formula.
2013-07-19.log:17:39 < gradstudentbot> I am completely satisfied with the size of my bench space.
2013-07-20.log:16:46 < gradstudentbot> Haha, undergrads.
2013-07-21.log:08:16 < gradstudentbot> You know, I hear you make more money being a garbage man.
2013-07-21.log:13:05 < gradstudentbot> No no no no! Use your key commands!
2013-07-21.log:14:16 < gradstudentbot> I don't think my PI remembers me.
2013-07-22.log:11:34 < gradstudentbot> Do I use a one or two sided t-test for that?
2013-07-22.log:12:26 < gradstudentbot> That's definitely a Cell paper.
2013-07-22.log:12:29 < gradstudentbot> I haven't seen my PI in like a week.
2013-07-22.log:14:34 < gradstudentbot> The protocol is wrong.
2013-07-22.log:14:41 < gradstudentbot> When are you going to publish?
2013-07-22.log:14:46 < gradstudentbot> Can't this wait? I am busy doing science.
2013-07-22.log:16:56 < gradstudentbot> Grant submitted.
2013-07-23.log:10:20 < gradstudentbot> I have to order new primers.
2013-07-23.log:17:14 < gradstudentbot> Well, that paper was actually retracted.
2013-07-23.log:17:18 < gradstudentbot> When is he back from sabbatical?
2013-07-23.log:19:37 < gradstudentbot> Nope, that's not even remotely possible.
2013-07-23.log:21:39 < gradstudentbot> I think I'd like to try to write the paper myself.
2013-07-23.log:22:33 < gradstudentbot> Don't you have anything better to be doing?
2013-07-23.log:22:33 < gradstudentbot> I forgot to make a control group.
2013-07-24.log:07:47 < gradstudentbot> I'm working on a paper, I need to be left alone.
2013-07-24.log:07:49 < gradstudentbot> Well, I can't really talk about it because I'm trying to get it published in Science or Nature.
2013-07-24.log:15:17 < gradstudentbot> This laproscopic camera is so easy to use.
2013-07-24.log:15:50 < gradstudentbot> Did you do that pset?
2013-07-25.log:17:45 < gradstudentbot> She keeps talking about her Nature paper, but she was only third author.
2013-07-25.log:17:51 < gradstudentbot> When are you going to publish?
2013-07-26.log:08:04 < gradstudentbot> When is he back from sabbatical?
2013-07-27.log:19:56 < gradstudentbot> Someone stole my pipette.
2013-07-28.log:09:43 < gradstudentbot> The fluorescent microscope is broken.
2013-07-28.log:10:22 < gradstudentbot> Who got mustard on my cell culture?
2013-07-28.log:11:16 < gradstudentbot> The fluorescent microscope is broken.
2013-07-28.log:11:50 < gradstudentbot> Actually, I didn't do that part, it was already here when I joined the lab.
2013-07-28.log:11:53 < gradstudentbot> I don't have enough data to form a hypothesis.
2013-07-28.log:11:55 < gradstudentbot> The fluorescent microscope is broken.
2013-07-28.log:11:59 < gradstudentbot> If I break my arm, do I still have to present tomorrow?
2013-07-28.log:13:53 < gradstudentbot> I don't know whether I am Turing dreaming that I am a machine, or a machine dreaming that I am Turing!
2013-07-28.log:22:30 < gradstudentbot> I think more research is required.
2013-07-29.log:06:52 < gradstudentbot> Does this look contaminated to you?
2013-07-29.log:08:51 < gradstudentbot> Nobody has tried this before.
2013-07-29.log:08:56 < gradstudentbot> It's contaminated.
2013-07-29.log:08:57 < gradstudentbot> You know, I can just do consulting.
2013-07-29.log:08:59 < gradstudentbot> Why did I go to grad school?
2013-07-29.log:13:08 < gradstudentbot> None of this data makes sense.
2013-07-29.log:21:05 < gradstudentbot> You know, I can just do consulting.
2013-07-29.log:21:14 < gradstudentbot> Nobody is even going to read this paper.
2013-07-30.log:11:58 < gradstudentbot> I hope they kick me out.
2013-07-30.log:14:11 < gradstudentbot> Can I defend with just one aim done?
2013-07-30.log:14:15 < gradstudentbot> The real reason I wanted to join this lab was because I love to clean glassware.
2013-07-30.log:14:16 < gradstudentbot> You know they keep the mice in better conditions than us.
2013-07-30.log:14:19 < gradstudentbot> Should I still be wearing gloves?
2013-07-30.log:14:22 < gradstudentbot> Should I be doing this in the fume hood?
2013-07-30.log:14:24 < gradstudentbot> So, I'll let you have my reagents when I'm done with my project.
2013-07-30.log:14:47 < gradstudentbot> I don't have enough data to form a hypothesis.
2013-07-30.log:15:02 < gradstudentbot> I haven't seen my PI in like a week.
2013-07-30.log:15:21 < gradstudentbot> Oh that's interesting, do you want to write a paper together?
2013-07-30.log:17:19 < gradstudentbot> Where's my pellets?
2013-07-30.log:17:53 < gradstudentbot> I think I have ebola.
2013-07-30.log:18:17 < gradstudentbot> I am completely satisfied with the size of my bench space.
2013-07-31.log:12:52 < gradstudentbot> No no no no! Use your key commands!
2013-07-31.log:12:55 < gradstudentbot> I am completely satisfied with the size of my bench space.
2013-07-31.log:12:55 < gradstudentbot> Who has the latest revisions on the paper?
2013-07-31.log:13:02 < gradstudentbot> Hey, does anyone have an extra undergrad?
2013-07-31.log:14:47 < gradstudentbot> I'll be at the microscope.
2013-07-31.log:15:33 < gradstudentbot> Did you order the carbon nanotubes yet?
2013-07-31.log:15:33 < gradstudentbot> If I was your endoplasmic reticulum, would you want me smooth or would you want me rough?
2013-07-31.log:15:56 < gradstudentbot> Are there any of those hamster ovaries left?
2013-07-31.log:16:52 < gradstudentbot> You know, I can just do consulting.
2013-08-01.log:03:15 < gradstudentbot> Sorry about that.
2013-08-01.log:08:28 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, but his project was so easy.
2013-08-01.log:20:27 < gradstudentbot> I'll need to pull an all-nighter.
2013-08-02.log:07:38 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, there's a clear trend.
2013-08-02.log:12:20 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, I don't know.
2013-08-02.log:17:24 < gradstudentbot> Hey, I got 100% yield! Oh wait, no.
2013-08-02.log:17:56 < gradstudentbot> I think I have ebola.
2013-08-02.log:18:04 < gradstudentbot> Where did you put the revisions to the paper?
2013-08-02.log:19:19 < gradstudentbot> What do you mean this isn't going to work?
2013-08-02.log:19:25 < gradstudentbot> Did you see that hack?
2013-08-02.log:19:39 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, that's a reasonable explanation.
2013-08-02.log:20:02 < gradstudentbot> Hey, let's write a paper about that.
2013-08-02.log:23:07 < gradstudentbot> I am completely satisfied with the size of my bench space.
2013-08-02.log:23:12 < gradstudentbot> That's not really surprising since they did it ex vivo.
2013-08-02.log:23:37 < gradstudentbot> What do you mean this isn't going to work?
2013-08-02.log:23:47 < gradstudentbot> I don't know whether I am Turing dreaming that I am a machine, or a machine dreaming that I am Turing!
2013-08-03.log:08:40 < gradstudentbot> Where are the hot plates?
2013-08-04.log:10:09 < gradstudentbot> Why did I go to grad school?
2013-08-04.log:14:05 < gradstudentbot> I should take a break, my pipetting arm is killing me.
2013-08-04.log:14:05 < gradstudentbot> I can't help it, I just like science so much.
2013-08-04.log:14:55 < gradstudentbot> I could never be a PI.
2013-08-04.log:19:17 < gradstudentbot> My parents keep asking when I'm going to finish.
2013-08-04.log:19:18 < gradstudentbot> I am busy doing science, go away.
2013-08-04.log:19:36 < gradstudentbot> Who used the last of the growth medium?
2013-08-04.log:20:06 < gradstudentbot> Why aren't you doing science right now?
2013-08-04.log:20:06 < gradstudentbot> When did they learn how to do that?
2013-08-04.log:20:06 < gradstudentbot> I'm busy sciencing as fast as I can.
2013-08-05.log:00:16 < gradstudentbot> I don't know what to tell you, I thought would have graduated by now.
2013-08-05.log:00:17 < gradstudentbot> The culture got contaminated.
2013-08-05.log:04:15 < gradstudentbot> I am completely satisfied with the size of my bench space.
2013-08-05.log:07:35 < gradstudentbot> Seriously, who moved my samples?
2013-08-05.log:07:38 < gradstudentbot> I think I'd like to try to write the paper myself.
2013-08-05.log:11:29 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, that's a really good question. I don't know, but I'll have to look into that.
2013-08-05.log:11:52 < gradstudentbot> Man, if only I could biopsy his organs.
2013-08-05.log:12:25 < gradstudentbot> I had to remind my professor who I was today.
2013-08-05.log:12:27 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, there's a clear trend.
2013-08-05.log:12:38 < gradstudentbot> I forgot to make a control group.
2013-08-05.log:13:57 < gradstudentbot> This laproscopic camera is so easy to use.
2013-08-05.log:18:55 < gradstudentbot> I did so much qPCR today.
2013-08-06.log:08:50 < gradstudentbot> Sorry, I can't really talk right now because I'm burried in grant writing.
2013-08-06.log:13:29 < gradstudentbot> Don't mess with me, I'm a world pipetting champion 14 years running.
2013-08-06.log:13:39 < gradstudentbot> Coffee? Never tried it.
2013-08-06.log:14:29 < gradstudentbot> Blah, I'm going to quit.
2013-08-06.log:14:39 < gradstudentbot> Well, I can't really talk about it because I'm trying to get it published in Science or Nature.
2013-08-06.log:16:31 < gradstudentbot> Who the hell stole my pipette?
2013-08-06.log:16:37 < gradstudentbot> Let's pour a bunch of chemlights into a spinner flask and claim it's luminescent e.coli.
2013-08-06.log:16:40 < gradstudentbot> The lab meeting was cancelled.
2013-08-06.log:19:46 < gradstudentbot> Hey, let's write a paper about that.
2013-08-06.log:22:29 < gradstudentbot> Argh, what do you mean you don't accept LaTeX submissions??
2013-08-07.log:01:48 < gradstudentbot> I have to read all these articles.
2013-08-07.log:15:34 < gradstudentbot> My experiment was working a second ago, but now it doesn't even work.
2013-08-07.log:15:38 < gradstudentbot> You don't happen to have any more virgin flies, do you?
2013-08-07.log:16:30 < gradstudentbot> Is there free food at that seminar?
2013-08-07.log:21:00 < gradstudentbot> Who's in charge of the master mix?
2013-08-07.log:21:01 < gradstudentbot> Nobody is even going to read this paper.
2013-08-07.log:21:01 < gradstudentbot> I am still writing a draft.
2013-08-07.log:21:03 < gradstudentbot> Oh a sales rep? No, I'm not busy, sure I have time to talk.
2013-08-07.log:21:12 < gradstudentbot> My project sucks.
2013-08-08.log:13:53 < gradstudentbot> Dude, you contaminated my experiment.
2013-08-08.log:15:08 < gradstudentbot> The autoclave smells really good.
2013-08-08.log:15:27 < gradstudentbot> I could never be a PI.
2013-08-08.log:15:40 < gradstudentbot> If I break my arm, do I still have to present tomorrow?
2013-08-08.log:15:40 < gradstudentbot> The paper was rejected.
2013-08-08.log:15:40 < gradstudentbot> Oh that's interesting, do you want to write a paper together?
2013-08-08.log:16:08 < gradstudentbot> You know, I hear you make more money being a garbage man.
2013-08-08.log:16:09 < gradstudentbot> She keeps talking about her Nature paper, but she was only third author.
2013-08-08.log:16:10 < gradstudentbot> Well, you can't guarantee that.
2013-08-08.log:16:10 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, it's significant.
2013-08-08.log:18:36 < gradstudentbot> I think the centrifuge is broken.
2013-08-08.log:22:18 < gradstudentbot> When are you going to publish?
2013-08-08.log:22:18 < gradstudentbot> Well, it looks better if you see it through a UV scope.
2013-08-08.log:22:20 < gradstudentbot> Well, the IRB rejected that, so I'm going to rewrite it and try again.
2013-08-08.log:23:27 < gradstudentbot> Blah, I'm going to quit.
2013-08-09.log:10:25 < gradstudentbot> Nope, that's not even remotely possible.
2013-08-09.log:20:04 < gradstudentbot> I should take a break, my pipetting arm is killing me.
2013-08-09.log:21:00 < gradstudentbot> I am busy doing science, go away.
2013-08-10.log:03:54 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, I couldn't repeat that.
2013-08-10.log:14:57 < gradstudentbot> I can't do science if you're going to be like that.
2013-08-10.log:14:57 < gradstudentbot> When did they learn how to do that?
2013-08-10.log:14:58 < gradstudentbot> What do you mean this isn't going to work?
2013-08-10.log:22:14 < gradstudentbot> When did they learn how to do that?
2013-08-11.log:23:50 < gradstudentbot> I think the centrifuge is broken.
2013-08-12.log:02:55 < gradstudentbot> I hope they kick me out.
2013-08-12.log:13:53 < gradstudentbot> Oh yeah, I'll pay you once my stipend posts.
2013-08-12.log:13:53 < gradstudentbot> I can't do science if you're going to be like that.
2013-08-12.log:13:58 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, that's a really good question. I don't know, but I'll have to look into that.
2013-08-12.log:15:28 < gradstudentbot> Heh, undergrads.
2013-08-12.log:15:41 < gradstudentbot> That's definitely not repeatable.
2013-08-12.log:16:22 < gradstudentbot> The real reason I wanted to join this lab was because I love to clean glassware.
2013-08-12.log:16:53 < gradstudentbot> The gel is streaking.
2013-08-12.log:19:44 < gradstudentbot> Where did you put the revisions to the paper?
2013-08-12.log:20:38 < gradstudentbot> I can't do science if you're going to be like that.
2013-08-12.log:20:41 < gradstudentbot> Oh that's interesting, do you want to write a paper together?
2013-08-12.log:20:46 < gradstudentbot> The autoclave smells really good.
2013-08-12.log:20:46 < gradstudentbot> Can't this wait? I am busy doing science.
2013-08-13.log:09:16 < gradstudentbot> Sure, I'd love to switch into colorectal.
2013-08-13.log:10:47 < gradstudentbot> Oh man, that's a great scrabble word. I got to write that down.
2013-08-13.log:13:05 < gradstudentbot> Dude, you contaminated my experiment.
2013-08-13.log:14:51 < gradstudentbot> I am busy researching.
2013-08-13.log:15:05 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, I'm familiar with the technique. Sort of.
2013-08-13.log:15:10 < gradstudentbot> Oh great, my paper got accepted with no revisions. Nice.
2013-08-13.log:15:28 < gradstudentbot> Sure, I've been spending a lot of time at a pub.... well, pubmed at least.
2013-08-13.log:16:21 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, that's a really good question. I don't know, but I'll have to look into that.
2013-08-13.log:16:54 < gradstudentbot> Nope, that's not even remotely possible.
2013-08-13.log:18:27 < gradstudentbot> I'll need to pull an all-nighter.
2013-08-13.log:18:28 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, I couldn't repeat that.
2013-08-13.log:18:34 < gradstudentbot> You know, I hear you make more money being a garbage man.
2013-08-13.log:18:37 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, it's the new grad student's fault.
2013-08-13.log:18:41 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, but his project was so easy.
2013-08-13.log:18:42 < gradstudentbot> If I was your endoplasmic reticulum, would you want me smooth or would you want me rough?
2013-08-13.log:18:43 < gradstudentbot> If I break my arm, do I still have to present tomorrow?
2013-08-14.log:02:07 < gradstudentbot> Coffee? Never tried it.
2013-08-14.log:04:25 < gradstudentbot> I need to send that abstract.
2013-08-14.log:04:28 < gradstudentbot> I'm writing that up and it will be submitted soon.
2013-08-14.log:04:28 < gradstudentbot> Who has the latest version of the paper?
2013-08-14.log:12:30 < gradstudentbot> I should take a break, nobody else is at the lab this late.
2013-08-17.log:19:17 < gradstudentbot> Oh, are you done writing that paper already?
2013-08-18.log:10:07 < gradstudentbot> When are you going to publish?
2013-08-18.log:11:30 < gradstudentbot> I am busy doing science, go away.
2013-08-18.log:13:00 < gradstudentbot> Did you do that pset?
2013-08-18.log:18:39 < gradstudentbot> Heh, undergrads.
2013-08-19.log:19:38 < gradstudentbot> Nobody is even going to read this paper.
2013-08-19.log:23:00 < gradstudentbot> Future work will focus on that.
2013-08-19.log:23:12 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, it should take me about 2 days.
2013-08-20.log:10:01 < gradstudentbot> I am kind of curious what he has a Ph.D. in, I can't really find this anywhere, it could be underwater basket weaving for all I know.
2013-08-21.log:02:17 < gradstudentbot> Does this look contaminated to you?
2013-08-21.log:08:50 < gradstudentbot> Who got mustard on my cell culture?
2013-08-21.log:11:09 < gradstudentbot> Seriously, who moved my samples?
2013-08-22.log:20:10 < gradstudentbot> I can't do science if you're going to be like that.
2013-08-23.log:05:13 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, I'm familiar with the technique. Sort of.
2013-08-23.log:11:15 < gradstudentbot> I don't remember the paper, but someone definitely did that.
2013-08-23.log:12:36 < gradstudentbot> Coffee? Never tried it.
2013-08-23.log:12:36 < gradstudentbot> The gel is streaking.
2013-08-23.log:12:36 < gradstudentbot> So, I'll let you have my reagents when I'm done with my project.
2013-08-23.log:18:22 < gradstudentbot> I think I'll be done in 6 years.
2013-08-23.log:18:22 < gradstudentbot> You know, I can just do consulting.
2013-08-23.log:18:51 < gradstudentbot> Who the hell stole my pipette?
2013-08-23.log:19:07 < gradstudentbot> I don't know what to tell you, I thought I would have graduated by now.
2013-08-24.log:02:02 < gradstudentbot> Can I get some more media?
2013-08-26.log:10:24 < gradstudentbot> That's definitely a Nature paper.
2013-08-26.log:10:37 < gradstudentbot> Did you order the carbon nanotubes yet?
2013-08-27.log:00:14 < gradstudentbot> Where are the hot plates?
2013-08-27.log:15:37 < gradstudentbot> Who used the last of the growth medium?
2013-08-28.log:07:26 < gradstudentbot> Who used the last of the growth medium?
2013-08-28.log:11:43 < gradstudentbot> Oh great, my paper got accepted with no revisions. Nice.
2013-08-29.log:04:45 < gradstudentbot> Wow, at my old school, I was never allowed this much science.
2013-08-29.log:14:57 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, it should take me about 2 days.
2013-08-29.log:15:10 < gradstudentbot> We simply don't do enough titrations in my lab.
2013-08-29.log:16:08 < gradstudentbot> The autoclave smells really good.
2013-08-29.log:17:57 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, that's a really good question. I don't know, but I'll have to look into that.
2013-08-29.log:18:58 < gradstudentbot> You know, I can just do consulting.
2013-08-29.log:19:08 < gradstudentbot> The paper was rejected.
2013-08-30.log:06:55 < gradstudentbot> The paper got rejected.
2013-08-30.log:10:47 < gradstudentbot> Sorry, I can't really talk right now because I'm burried in grant writing.
2013-08-30.log:15:00 < gradstudentbot> Are there any of those hamster ovaries left?
2013-08-30.log:15:15 < gradstudentbot> Argh, what do you mean you don't accept LaTeX submissions??
2013-09-01.log:17:53 < gradstudentbot> Don't even ask how my research is going.
2013-09-01.log:18:44 < gradstudentbot> When did they learn how to do that?
2013-09-01.log:20:52 < gradstudentbot> Don't you know you're contaminating my experiment?
2013-09-02.log:05:11 < gradstudentbot> Haha, undergrads.
2013-09-02.log:06:53 < gradstudentbot> Can I borrow some sulphuric acid?
2013-09-02.log:06:53 < gradstudentbot> Did you do that pset?
2013-09-02.log:13:52 < gradstudentbot> I did so much qPCR today.
2013-09-04.log:06:27 < gradstudentbot> Sorry for wasting your time.
2013-09-04.log:06:56 < gradstudentbot> Hah, look at figure 6. That's definitely a little weird.
2013-09-04.log:14:39 < gradstudentbot> I'm working on a paper, I need to be left alone.
2013-09-04.log:21:24 < gradstudentbot> Don't you have anything better to be doing?
2013-09-05.log:15:07 < gradstudentbot> Well, you can't guarantee that.
2013-09-05.log:15:32 < gradstudentbot> You don't happen to have any more virgin flies, do you?
2013-09-05.log:15:39 < gradstudentbot> Who has the latest version of the paper?
2013-09-06.log:14:51 < gradstudentbot> Oh yeah, I'll pay you once my stipend posts.
2013-09-06.log:15:42 < gradstudentbot> I wasn't able to find any references.
2013-09-07.log:07:03 < gradstudentbot> Where did all my bands go?
2013-09-07.log:08:23 < gradstudentbot> Hey, that could be your research project.
2013-09-08.log:10:22 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, but his project was so easy.
2013-09-08.log:16:00 < gradstudentbot> Can't this wait? I am busy doing science.
2013-09-08.log:18:27 < gradstudentbot> I am busy doing science, go away.
2013-09-09.log:09:03 < gradstudentbot> Oh yeah, I'll pay you once my stipend posts.
2013-09-09.log:09:08 < gradstudentbot> Hey, I got 100% yield! Oh wait, no.
2013-09-09.log:09:11 < gradstudentbot> You know, I can just do consulting.
2013-09-10.log:04:43 < gradstudentbot> It's contaminated.
2013-09-10.log:04:44 < gradstudentbot> Which calculator do you need? I have a TI-83 and a TI-84.
2013-09-10.log:10:45 < gradstudentbot> People have tried that, but it doesn't seem to work.
2013-09-10.log:17:28 < gradstudentbot> Which calculator do you need? I have a TI-83 and a TI-84.
2013-09-10.log:17:35 < gradstudentbot> Dropped my sample.
2013-09-10.log:19:12 < gradstudentbot> These findings indicate that extensive genetic engineering of human hematopoiesis can be achieved with lentiviral vectors.
2013-09-11.log:11:58 < gradstudentbot> None of my experiments are working.
2013-09-11.log:11:59 < gradstudentbot> Do I have to go through the IRB for that?
2013-09-11.log:12:01 < gradstudentbot> So, I'll let you have my reagents when I'm done with my project.
2013-09-11.log:12:54 < gradstudentbot> I feel like you don't completely comprehend the scope of this work.
2013-09-11.log:13:38 < gradstudentbot> If you aren't busy, could you coauthor this paper with me?
2013-09-11.log:13:39 < gradstudentbot> Who the hell stole my pipette?
2013-09-11.log:13:44 < gradstudentbot> When are you going to publish?
2013-09-11.log:20:38 < gradstudentbot> Let's pour a bunch of chemlights into a spinner flask and claim it's luminescent e.coli.
2013-09-11.log:20:39 < gradstudentbot> Don't you have anything better to be doing?
2013-09-11.log:20:54 < gradstudentbot> If you help me, I'll put you on the paper.
2013-09-11.log:20:54 < gradstudentbot> Wasn't there a paper about that?
2013-09-11.log:20:58 < gradstudentbot> Oh, that's problematic.
2013-09-11.log:21:01 < gradstudentbot> I think I'd like to try to write the paper myself.
2013-09-11.log:21:02 < gradstudentbot> Wow, I'm definitely not including this data in the paper.
2013-09-11.log:21:03 < gradstudentbot> Wasn't there a paper about that?
2013-09-11.log:21:06 < gradstudentbot> How many papers do you have published?
2013-09-11.log:21:07 < gradstudentbot> The paper got rejected.
2013-09-11.log:21:07 < gradstudentbot> Right, I just finished coauthoring a related manuscript.
2013-09-11.log:21:10 < gradstudentbot> Someone stole my pipette.
2013-09-12.log:06:30 < gradstudentbot> You know, I hear you make more money being a garbage man.
2013-09-12.log:06:40 < gradstudentbot> His lab is so awkward.
2013-09-12.log:07:03 < gradstudentbot> Someone stole my pipette.
2013-09-12.log:07:18 < gradstudentbot> I don't remember the paper, but someone definitely did that.
2013-09-12.log:19:38 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, I'm a 4th year. No wait, I'm a 6th year.
2013-09-12.log:20:47 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, it's significant.
2013-09-12.log:21:25 < gradstudentbot> I am busy doing science, go away.
2013-09-13.log:00:30 < gradstudentbot> I am busy doing science, go away.
2013-09-13.log:00:30 < gradstudentbot> If I was your endoplasmic reticulum, would you want me smooth or would you want me rough?
2013-09-13.log:00:31 < gradstudentbot> Am I going to get honors on this rotation?
2013-09-13.log:15:09 < gradstudentbot> His lab is so awkward.
2013-09-13.log:20:17 < gradstudentbot> I should take a break, nobody else is at the lab this late.
2013-09-13.log:21:09 < gradstudentbot> Oh, are you done writing that paper already?
2013-09-14.log:21:11 < gradstudentbot> Can't this wait? I am busy doing science.
2013-09-14.log:21:11 < gradstudentbot> None of this data makes sense.
2013-09-15.log:07:31 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, I couldn't repeat that.
2013-09-16.log:09:57 < gradstudentbot> Do you have references for that?
2013-09-16.log:14:58 < gradstudentbot> Don't you know you're contaminating my experiment?
2013-09-16.log:14:58 < gradstudentbot> Don't you have anything better to be doing?
2013-09-16.log:21:48 < gradstudentbot> Do I use a one or two sided t-test for that?
2013-09-16.log:22:48 < gradstudentbot> Why aren't you doing science right now?
2013-09-17.log:10:11 < gradstudentbot> Why aren't you doing science right now?
2013-09-17.log:11:24 < gradstudentbot> Wow, I'm definitely not including this data in the paper.
2013-09-17.log:11:50 < gradstudentbot> Someone's sitting at my bench space.
2013-09-19.log:01:49 < gradstudentbot> Well, it looks better if you see it through a UV scope.
2013-09-19.log:09:30 < gradstudentbot> I really like him, but some of his work is really problematic.
2013-09-19.log:19:47 < gradstudentbot> Should I be reading this?
2013-09-20.log:04:53 < gradstudentbot> Well, I can't really talk about it because I'm trying to get it published in Science or Nature.
2013-09-20.log:07:40 < gradstudentbot> The paper got rejected.
2013-09-20.log:07:45 < gradstudentbot> Well, it looks better if you see it through a UV scope.
2013-09-20.log:08:46 < gradstudentbot> Should I be reading this?
2013-09-20.log:17:15 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, I read the paper, I just don't remember the details.
2013-09-21.log:01:21 < gradstudentbot> Can't this wait? I am busy doing science.
2013-09-21.log:17:40 < gradstudentbot> Can I take a nap yet?
2013-09-21.log:21:08 < gradstudentbot> When did they learn how to do that?
2013-09-21.log:21:09 < gradstudentbot> That's not really surprising since they did it ex vivo.
2013-09-22.log:22:22 < gradstudentbot> Where did you put my samples?
2013-09-22.log:22:32 < gradstudentbot> I could never be a PI.
2013-09-23.log:19:05 < gradstudentbot> Hey, let's write a paper about that.
2013-09-24.log:12:59 < gradstudentbot> That's definitely a Cell paper.
2013-09-24.log:13:00 < gradstudentbot> Am I going to get honors on this rotation?
2013-09-24.log:16:19 < gradstudentbot> Well, the IRB rejected that, so I'm going to rewrite it and try again.
2013-09-24.log:16:39 < gradstudentbot> I have this really good idea. I just can't get it to work.
2013-09-24.log:16:42 < gradstudentbot> Can I get some more media?
2013-09-25.log:13:22 < gradstudentbot> I'm writing that up and it will be submitted soon.
2013-09-25.log:14:20 < gradstudentbot> I saw that paper when it came out.
2013-09-25.log:21:48 < gradstudentbot> Who has the latest version of the paper?
2013-09-27.log:10:54 < gradstudentbot> Oh man, that's a great scrabble word. I got to write that down.
2013-09-27.log:11:47 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, I couldn't repeat that.
2013-09-28.log:01:55 < gradstudentbot> I have to read all these articles.
2013-09-28.log:15:52 < gradstudentbot> They're not recording lectures so now I have to go to class every day.
2013-09-29.log:09:18 < gradstudentbot> Future work will focus on that.
2013-09-30.log:09:42 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, but biobricks don't even work.
2013-09-30.log:09:52 < gradstudentbot> Do I use a one or two sided t-test for that?
2013-09-30.log:11:00 < gradstudentbot> I am busy researching.
2013-09-30.log:12:48 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, it's the new grad student's fault.
2013-10-02.log:09:13 < gradstudentbot> Actually, I didn't do that part, it was already here when I joined the lab.
2013-10-03.log:12:15 < gradstudentbot> Can I take a nap yet?
2013-10-03.log:12:17 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, it should take me about 2 days.
2013-10-03.log:15:54 < gradstudentbot> I'll be at the microscope.
2013-10-04.log:11:04 < gradstudentbot> I just finished my pset two days early.
2013-10-04.log:13:05 < gradstudentbot> That result wasn't repeatable.
2013-10-04.log:18:18 < gradstudentbot> Someone's sitting at my bench space.
2013-10-04.log:18:19 < gradstudentbot> No, you can't borrow my pipette.
2013-10-05.log:18:11 < gradstudentbot> So, I'll let you have my reagents when I'm done with my project.
2013-10-05.log:22:39 < gradstudentbot> The paper got rejected.
2013-10-05.log:23:28 < gradstudentbot> No no no no! Use your key commands!
2013-10-05.log:23:36 < gradstudentbot> Am I going to be first author?
2013-10-06.log:01:54 < gradstudentbot> People have tried that, but it doesn't seem to work.
2013-10-06.log:23:13 < gradstudentbot> The lab meeting was cancelled.
2013-10-07.log:08:15 < gradstudentbot> Did you order the carbon nanotubes yet?
2013-10-07.log:09:55 < gradstudentbot> Don't even ask how my research is going.
2013-10-07.log:09:56 < gradstudentbot> I need to send that abstract.
2013-10-07.log:16:28 < gradstudentbot> Oh that's interesting, do you want to write a paper together?
2013-10-07.log:19:56 < gradstudentbot> I haven't seen my PI in like a week.
2013-12-21.log:00:26 < gradstudentbot> My labview crashed.
2013-12-22.log:16:16 < gradstudentbot> I don't remember the paper, but someone definitely did that.
2013-12-22.log:16:24 < gradstudentbot> If I was your endoplasmic reticulum, would you want me smooth or would you want me rough?
2013-12-22.log:18:01 < gradstudentbot> Argh, what do you mean you don't accept LaTeX submissions??
2013-12-22.log:18:48 < gradstudentbot> I'm only doing this to get tenure.
2013-12-23.log:16:07 < gradstudentbot> Hey, let's write a paper about that.
2013-12-24.log:19:02 < gradstudentbot> Man, if only I could biopsy his organs.
2013-12-24.log:19:02 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, I read the paper, I just don't remember the details.
2013-12-26.log:10:04 < gradstudentbot> Oh great, my paper got accepted with no revisions. Nice.
2013-12-26.log:10:09 < gradstudentbot> Should have gone to med school.
2013-12-26.log:10:16 < gradstudentbot> Who's timer is going off?
2013-12-26.log:10:17 < gradstudentbot> You can't guarantee that.
2013-12-26.log:10:50 < gradstudentbot> I don't think my PI remembers me.
2013-12-26.log:10:53 < gradstudentbot> I'm working on a paper, I need to be left alone.
2013-12-26.log:11:51 < gradstudentbot> The smell of e.coli is so very rewarding.
2013-12-27.log:12:46 < gradstudentbot> That's definitely a Cell paper.
2013-12-27.log:23:48 < gradstudentbot> That's definitely a Nature paper.
2013-12-28.log:02:39 < gradstudentbot> So, people always joke about that, but I feel like weaving baskets underwater would not be the easiest thing in the world.
2013-12-28.log:16:53 < gradstudentbot> The autoclave smells really good.
2013-12-30.log:15:17 < gradstudentbot> I have to order new primers.
2013-12-30.log:15:29 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, I'm just looking for a journal that will take that paper.
2013-12-31.log:11:37 < gradstudentbot> I haven't seen my PI in like a week.
2014-01-02.log:16:27 < gradstudentbot> I'll be at the microscope.
2014-01-02.log:19:54 < gradstudentbot> You used the wrong formula.
2014-01-02.log:20:01 < gradstudentbot> I am busy researching.
2014-01-03.log:09:25 < gradstudentbot> Dropped my sample.
2014-01-03.log:13:22 < gradstudentbot> No, you definitely have a right to your own opinion. I just.. wish you wouldn't voice it.
2014-01-03.log:13:23 < gradstudentbot> Grant submitted.
2014-01-03.log:13:39 < gradstudentbot> Friends don't let friends go to super school.
2014-01-06.log:09:31 < gradstudentbot> I remember the paper, I just don't remember the details.
2014-01-06.log:11:18 < gradstudentbot> That's the control group, right?
2014-01-06.log:13:28 < gradstudentbot> Argh, what do you mean you don't accept LaTeX submissions??
2014-01-06.log:15:01 < gradstudentbot> Well, I can't really talk about it because I'm trying to get it published in Science or Nature.
2014-01-06.log:15:07 < gradstudentbot> Wow, I'm definitely not including this data in the paper.
2014-01-06.log:16:26 < gradstudentbot> Hood life: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=296519020495014
2014-01-06.log:16:29 < gradstudentbot> I don't remember the paper, but someone definitely did that.
2014-01-06.log:17:43 < gradstudentbot> I am completely satisfied with the size of my bench space.
2014-01-08.log:12:50 < gradstudentbot> I think I'll be done in 2 years.
2014-01-08.log:12:51 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, it should take me about 2 days.
2014-01-08.log:13:27 < gradstudentbot> I don't know what to tell you, I thought I would have graduated by now.
2014-01-08.log:13:29 < gradstudentbot> I remember the paper, I just don't remember the details.
2014-01-10.log:15:11 < gradstudentbot> If I was your endoplasmic reticulum, would you want me smooth or would you want me rough?
2014-01-12.log:09:03 < gradstudentbot> I don't know, I think that's kind of problematic.
2014-01-13.log:15:50 < gradstudentbot> I don't think our fume hood is safe.
2014-01-13.log:22:23 < gradstudentbot> I don't remember the paper, but someone definitely did that.
2014-01-13.log:22:25 < gradstudentbot> Nope, that's not even remotely possible.
2014-01-13.log:22:30 < gradstudentbot> Should I be reading this?
2014-01-14.log:12:26 < gradstudentbot> I don't remember the paper, but someone definitely did that.
2014-01-14.log:12:26 < gradstudentbot> How many pages do I owe you?
2014-01-14.log:12:27 < gradstudentbot> I hope they kick me out.
2014-01-14.log:14:52 < gradstudentbot> I don't remember the paper, but someone definitely did that.
2014-01-14.log:14:52 < gradstudentbot> The freezer was too cold and fucked up my sample DNA.
2014-01-14.log:14:53 < gradstudentbot> I don't have enough data to form a hypothesis.
2014-01-14.log:16:12 < gradstudentbot> Huh, this western worked on the first try.
2014-01-14.log:16:18 < gradstudentbot> I don't know, I think that's kind of problematic.
2014-01-14.log:16:20 < gradstudentbot> We simply don't do enough titrations in my lab.
2014-01-14.log:16:39 < gradstudentbot> Sigh, my invasive fruit flies won’t have sex for me.
2014-01-15.log:21:34 < gradstudentbot> Did you order the carbon nanotubes yet?
2014-01-15.log:21:56 < gradstudentbot> Oh man, that's a great scrabble word. I got to write that down.
2014-01-16.log:07:02 < gradstudentbot> Hey, let's write a paper about that.
2014-01-16.log:07:38 < gradstudentbot> Cancer: still not cured.
2014-01-16.log:12:50 < gradstudentbot> When is he back from sabbatical?
2014-01-16.log:13:49 < gradstudentbot> The lab meeting was cancelled.
2014-01-16.log:20:52 < gradstudentbot> I think our octopus might be smarter than me.
2014-01-16.log:20:52 < gradstudentbot> If I was your endoplasmic reticulum, would you want me smooth or would you want me rough?
2014-01-16.log:23:49 < gradstudentbot> That's definitely a Nature paper.
2014-01-18.log:00:59 < gradstudentbot> Can I get Saturday off?
2014-01-18.log:07:34 < gradstudentbot> I have to order new primers.
2014-01-18.log:07:46 < gradstudentbot> I think using the laser is making me sterile.
2014-01-18.log:07:56 < gradstudentbot> The paper got rejected.
2014-01-18.log:07:58 < gradstudentbot> I don't know whether I am Turing dreaming that I am a machine, or a machine dreaming that I am Turing!
2014-01-18.log:08:03 < gradstudentbot> Where are the hot plates?
2014-01-18.log:08:56 < gradstudentbot> Don't mess with me, I'm a world pipetting champion 14 years running.
2014-01-18.log:09:06 < gradstudentbot> Hey, let's write a paper about that.
2014-01-18.log:15:01 < gradstudentbot> The paper was rejected.
2014-01-18.log:16:16 < gradstudentbot> Sigh, my invasive fruit flies won’t have sex for me.
2014-01-19.log:15:11 < gradstudentbot> Did you do that pset?
2014-01-19.log:15:12 < gradstudentbot> I think the centrifuge is broken.
2014-01-22.log:10:21 < gradstudentbot> I have way too many papers to read.
2014-01-22.log:10:54 < gradstudentbot> I remember the paper, I just don't remember the details.
2014-01-22.log:10:56 < gradstudentbot> I'm working on a paper, I need to be left alone.
2014-01-22.log:11:02 < gradstudentbot> I am writing the abstract.
2014-01-22.log:13:18 < gradstudentbot> That's the control group, right?
2014-01-22.log:18:03 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, I'm a 4th year. No wait, I'm a 6th year.
2014-01-22.log:19:26 < gradstudentbot> Who used the last of the buffer?
2014-01-22.log:19:53 < gradstudentbot> I hope they kick me out.
2014-01-22.log:20:33 < gradstudentbot> I am kind of curious what he has a Ph.D. in, I can't really find this anywhere, it could be underwater basket weaving for all I know.
2014-01-23.log:07:18 < gradstudentbot> Don't even ask how my research is going.
2014-01-23.log:18:34 < gradstudentbot> Paper submitted.
2014-01-23.log:21:05 < gradstudentbot> I think my PI hates me.
2014-01-23.log:21:10 < gradstudentbot> Well, I can't really talk about it because I'm trying to get it published in Science or Nature.
2014-01-23.log:21:52 < gradstudentbot> The culture got contaminated.
2014-01-23.log:21:52 < gradstudentbot> I need to send that abstract.
2014-01-23.log:22:19 < gradstudentbot> Oh that's interesting, do you want to write a paper together?
2014-01-23.log:22:21 < gradstudentbot> That's definitely a Nature paper.
2014-01-23.log:22:39 < gradstudentbot> Huh, this western worked on the first try.
2014-01-23.log:23:23 < gradstudentbot> Why did I go to grad school?
2014-01-23.log:23:23 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, but biobricks don't even work.
2014-01-23.log:23:37 < gradstudentbot> I'll be at the microscope.
2014-01-23.log:23:39 < gradstudentbot> How many papers do you have published?
2014-01-25.log:08:47 < gradstudentbot> That's not really surprising since they did it ex vivo.
2014-01-25.log:08:51 < gradstudentbot> I lost my pipette.
2014-01-25.log:09:27 < gradstudentbot> Who the hell stole my pipette?
2014-01-25.log:09:31 < gradstudentbot> Who has the latest version of the paper?
2014-01-25.log:10:06 < gradstudentbot> Wasn't there a paper about that?
2014-01-25.log:10:08 < gradstudentbot> Wow, I'm definitely not including this data in the paper.
2014-01-25.log:10:22 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, it should take me about 2 days.
2014-01-25.log:17:43 < gradstudentbot> Why did I go to grad school?
2014-01-25.log:20:50 < gradstudentbot> No, you definitely have a right to your own opinion. I just.. wish you wouldn't voice it.
2014-01-25.log:20:54 < gradstudentbot> Hood life: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=296519020495014
2014-01-25.log:21:06 < gradstudentbot> Are you published?
2014-01-26.log:14:28 < gradstudentbot> Can I borrow some sulphuric acid?
2014-01-26.log:14:28 < gradstudentbot> I think I'll be done in 6 years.
2014-01-26.log:15:23 < gradstudentbot> I don't have enough data to form a hypothesis.
2014-01-26.log:17:47 < gradstudentbot> Huh, this western worked on the first try.
2014-01-27.log:12:15 < gradstudentbot> Should I be reading this?
2014-01-27.log:16:34 < gradstudentbot> There's no way to know for sure.
2014-01-27.log:17:40 < gradstudentbot> My matlab crashed.
2014-01-27.log:18:04 < gradstudentbot> Am I going to be first author?
2014-01-28.log:08:07 < gradstudentbot> I need to read that paper soon.
2014-01-28.log:19:40 < gradstudentbot> Does this look contaminated to you?
2014-01-29.log:06:56 < gradstudentbot> I hope they kick me out.
2014-01-29.log:07:08 < gradstudentbot> Should this be on ice?
2014-01-29.log:07:11 < gradstudentbot> I have to read all these articles.
2014-01-29.log:07:12 < gradstudentbot> Blah, why won't they just kick me out.
2014-01-29.log:19:49 < gradstudentbot> We were out of the right dye, so I just used an equivalent.
2014-01-29.log:20:13 < gradstudentbot> I think I'll be done in 2 years.
2014-01-29.log:20:13 < gradstudentbot> I need to send that abstract.
2014-01-29.log:20:20 < gradstudentbot> The fluorescent microscope is broken.
2014-01-29.log:20:25 < gradstudentbot> Let's have a pset party.
2014-01-29.log:20:34 < gradstudentbot> There's no way to know for sure.
2014-01-29.log:20:34 < gradstudentbot> Let's have a pset party.
2014-01-30.log:08:44 < gradstudentbot> Which calculator do you need? I have a TI-83 and a TI-84.
2014-01-30.log:18:23 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, but his PI wrote his dissertation.
2014-01-30.log:18:28 < gradstudentbot> Someone stole my pipette.
2014-01-30.log:19:04 < gradstudentbot> We were out of the right dye, so I just used an equivalent.
2014-01-30.log:19:05 < gradstudentbot> Oh a sales rep? No, I'm not busy, sure I have time to talk.
2014-01-30.log:19:08 < gradstudentbot> Hey, does anyone have an extra undergrad?
2014-01-30.log:19:47 < gradstudentbot> Can I borrow some sulphuric acid?
2014-01-30.log:19:47 < gradstudentbot> That result wasn't repeatable.
2014-01-30.log:19:54 < gradstudentbot> I wasn't able to find any references.
2014-01-30.log:20:02 < gradstudentbot> Is that published?
2014-01-30.log:20:03 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, I read the paper, I just don't remember the details.
2014-01-30.log:20:03 < gradstudentbot> Grant submitted.
2014-01-30.log:20:04 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, it should take me about 2 days.
2014-01-30.log:20:04 < gradstudentbot> Sorry for wasting your time.
2014-01-30.log:20:04 < gradstudentbot> Oh yeah, isn't that already a part on the biobrick registry?
2014-01-30.log:20:22 < gradstudentbot> I don't think our fume hood is safe.
2014-01-30.log:20:23 < gradstudentbot> She keeps talking about her Nature paper, but she was only third author.
2014-01-30.log:20:23 < gradstudentbot> Future work will focus on that.
2014-01-30.log:21:55 < gradstudentbot> Okay, someone really needs to do the lab dishes.
2014-01-31.log:00:00 < gradstudentbot> Hey, let's write a paper about that.
2014-01-31.log:00:25 < gradstudentbot> The paper was rejected.
2014-01-31.log:11:21 < gradstudentbot> You know, I can just do consulting.
2014-01-31.log:11:21 < gradstudentbot> When is he back from sabbatical?
2014-01-31.log:18:01 < gradstudentbot> I saw that paper when it came out.
2014-01-31.log:18:07 < gradstudentbot> Are you published?
2014-01-31.log:18:10 < gradstudentbot> She keeps talking about her Nature paper, but she was only third author.
2014-01-31.log:18:10 < gradstudentbot> I think I'll be done in 6 years.
2014-01-31.log:18:11 < gradstudentbot> You know they keep the mice in better conditions than us.
2014-01-31.log:18:12 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, it's significant.
2014-01-31.log:18:13 < gradstudentbot> I don't remember the paper, but someone definitely did that.
2014-01-31.log:18:13 < gradstudentbot> Who's doing journal club today?
2014-01-31.log:18:17 < gradstudentbot> Did you see that hack?
2014-01-31.log:18:17 < gradstudentbot> Hey, I got 100% yield! Oh wait, no.
2014-01-31.log:18:17 < gradstudentbot> Guys, I just cured cancer.
2014-02-01.log:21:20 < gradstudentbot> I don't know what to tell you, I thought I would have graduated by now.
2014-02-11.log:08:52 < gradstudentbot> The culture got contaminated.
2014-02-11.log:08:52 < gradstudentbot> I think the centrifuge is broken.
2014-02-11.log:15:58 < gradstudentbot> I don't remember the paper, but someone definitely did that.
2014-02-11.log:18:44 < gradstudentbot> Nobody is even going to read this paper.
2014-02-12.log:09:22 < gradstudentbot> I think my e.coli culture got friendzoned.
2014-02-12.log:12:52 < gradstudentbot> Who's doing journal club today?
2014-02-12.log:14:34 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, I read the paper, I just don't remember the details.
2014-02-12.log:14:35 < gradstudentbot> Am I going to be first author?
2014-02-12.log:15:41 < gradstudentbot> MOTHERFUCKER OUR PAPER JUST GOT LEAKED
2014-02-12.log:21:14 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, I couldn't repeat that.
2014-02-13.log:09:50 < gradstudentbot> If I was your endoplasmic reticulum, would you want me smooth or would you want me rough?
2014-02-13.log:09:55 < gradstudentbot> Someone stole my pipette.
2014-02-13.log:11:04 < gradstudentbot> Coffee? Never tried it.
2014-02-13.log:11:50 < gradstudentbot> When is he back from sabbatical?
2014-02-13.log:11:59 < gradstudentbot> I haven't seen my PI in like a week.
2014-02-13.log:16:38 < gradstudentbot> That's definitely a Nature paper.
2014-02-14.log:14:15 < gradstudentbot> Hah, look at figure 6. That's definitely a little weird.
2014-02-15.log:09:43 < gradstudentbot> Dropped my sample.
2014-02-15.log:11:58 < gradstudentbot> Is that published?
2014-02-24.log:08:19 < gradstudentbot> If you help me, I'll put you on the paper.
2014-02-24.log:08:20 < gradstudentbot> Is there free food at that seminar?
2014-02-24.log:20:57 < gradstudentbot> I am busy researching.
2014-02-25.log:05:55 < gradstudentbot> Are there any of those hamster ovaries left?
2014-02-26.log:16:59 < gradstudentbot> No, you can't borrow my pipette.
2014-04-24.log:21:01 < gradstudentbot> I saw that paper when it came out.
2014-04-24.log:21:08 < gradstudentbot> I just finished my pset two days early.
2014-04-24.log:21:38 < gradstudentbot> I am kind of curious what he has a Ph.D. in, I can't really find this anywhere, it could be underwater basket weaving for all I know.
2014-04-24.log:21:38 < gradstudentbot> Whatever, I'm really dating school anyway.
2014-04-24.log:21:44 < gradstudentbot> I don't know, I think that's kind of problematic.
2014-04-24.log:22:12 < gradstudentbot> I really like him, but some of his work is really problematic.
2014-04-24.log:22:16 < gradstudentbot> Okay, someone really needs to do the lab dishes.
2014-04-24.log:22:44 < gradstudentbot> I just finished my pset two days early.
2014-04-24.log:22:57 < gradstudentbot> So, people always joke about that, but I feel like weaving baskets underwater would not be the easiest thing in the world.
2014-04-24.log:23:09 < gradstudentbot> These findings indicate that extensive genetic engineering of human hematopoiesis can be achieved with lentiviral vectors.
2014-04-24.log:23:21 < gradstudentbot> Can I get Saturday off?
2014-04-24.log:23:25 < gradstudentbot> The results of my study indicate that the climate is about to get really weird.
2014-04-24.log:23:28 < gradstudentbot> Is there free food at that seminar?
2014-04-24.log:23:38 < gradstudentbot> I think I'll be done in 4 years.
2014-04-25.log:00:02 < gradstudentbot> Heh, undergrads.
2014-04-25.log:00:03 < gradstudentbot> I don't think my PI remembers me.
2014-04-25.log:00:15 < gradstudentbot> Hood life: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=296519020495014
2014-04-25.log:00:23 < gradstudentbot> I am completely satisfied with the size of my bench space.
2014-04-25.log:00:23 < gradstudentbot> I haven't seen my PI in like a week.
2014-04-25.log:00:34 < gradstudentbot> Someone's sitting at my bench space.
2014-04-25.log:01:06 < gradstudentbot> I think our octopus might be smarter than me.
2014-04-25.log:01:35 < gradstudentbot> My labview crashed.
2014-04-25.log:02:48 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, it's significant.
2014-04-25.log:03:06 < gradstudentbot> I lost my pipette.
2014-04-25.log:04:23 < gradstudentbot> The autoclave smells really good.
2014-04-25.log:04:39 < gradstudentbot> It's contaminated.
2014-04-25.log:05:06 < gradstudentbot> I don't remember the paper, but someone definitely did that.
2014-04-25.log:10:28 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, there's a clear trend.
2014-04-25.log:12:41 < gradstudentbot> No, you can't borrow my pipette.
2014-04-25.log:14:28 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, but his project was so easy.
2014-04-25.log:15:59 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, I'm a 4th year. No wait, I'm a 6th year.
2014-04-25.log:16:00 < gradstudentbot> Friends don't let friends go to super school.
2014-04-25.log:19:04 < gradstudentbot> Who the hell stole my pipette?
2014-04-25.log:19:14 < gradstudentbot> Is there free food at that seminar?
2014-04-25.log:22:17 < gradstudentbot> Can I defend with just one aim done?
2014-04-25.log:22:20 < gradstudentbot> I'll be at the microscope.
2014-04-25.log:22:33 < gradstudentbot> Hey, let's write a paper about that.
2014-04-26.log:07:04 < gradstudentbot> I'm only doing this to get tenure.
2014-04-26.log:11:57 < gradstudentbot> The grant got rejected.
2014-04-26.log:18:23 < gradstudentbot> I don't think my PI remembers me.
2014-04-26.log:19:16 < gradstudentbot> The fluorescent microscope is broken.
2014-04-26.log:19:40 < gradstudentbot> Whatever, I'm really dating school anyway.
2014-04-26.log:20:17 < gradstudentbot> So, I'll let you have my reagents when I'm done with my project.
2014-04-26.log:20:51 < gradstudentbot> I think I just cured cancer. Wow.
2014-04-26.log:20:56 < gradstudentbot> I'll need to pull an all-nighter.
2014-04-26.log:21:30 < gradstudentbot> Oh man, that's a great scrabble word. I got to write that down.
2014-04-26.log:22:25 < gradstudentbot> I did so much qPCR today.
2014-04-26.log:22:51 < gradstudentbot> That's definitely a Cell paper.
2014-04-26.log:22:52 < gradstudentbot> Don't phage me, bro.
2014-04-26.log:23:01 < gradstudentbot> So, people always joke about that, but I feel like weaving baskets underwater would not be the easiest thing in the world.
2014-04-27.log:00:42 < gradstudentbot> Hey, I got 100% yield! Oh wait, no.
2014-04-27.log:06:23 < gradstudentbot> I think my PI hates me.
2014-04-27.log:06:52 < gradstudentbot> Does this look contaminated to you?
2014-04-27.log:08:26 < gradstudentbot> Are there any of those hamster ovaries left?
2014-04-27.log:11:55 < gradstudentbot> Can I borrow some sulphuric acid?
2014-04-27.log:11:58 < gradstudentbot> Who used the last of the growth medium?
2014-04-27.log:12:09 < gradstudentbot> I think the centrifuge is broken.
2014-04-27.log:17:05 < gradstudentbot> The gel is streaking.
2014-04-27.log:17:14 < gradstudentbot> Where are the hot plates?
2014-04-27.log:19:35 < gradstudentbot> I think the centrifuge is broken.
2014-04-27.log:19:36 < gradstudentbot> Should this be on ice?
2014-04-27.log:19:44 < gradstudentbot> I lost my pipette.
2014-04-27.log:19:57 < gradstudentbot> My experiment was working a second ago, but now it doesn't even work.
2014-04-27.log:20:47 < gradstudentbot> I feel like you don't completely comprehend the scope of this work.
2014-04-27.log:20:47 < gradstudentbot> Sure, I've been spending a lot of time at a pub.... well, pubmed at least.
2014-04-27.log:20:56 < gradstudentbot> Future work will focus on that.
2014-04-27.log:21:31 < gradstudentbot> Is that published?
2014-04-27.log:21:57 < gradstudentbot> Wasn't that a Nature paper?
2014-04-27.log:22:57 < gradstudentbot> Hah, look at figure 6. That's definitely a little weird.
2014-04-27.log:23:41 < gradstudentbot> Do you have references for that?
2014-04-28.log:00:34 < gradstudentbot> Blah, I'm going to quit.
2014-04-28.log:02:48 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, that's a really good question. I don't know, but I'll have to look into that.
2014-04-28.log:05:34 < gradstudentbot> Once you go Markov, you never go Bach.
2014-04-28.log:05:34 < gradstudentbot> Hey, let's write a paper about that.
2014-04-28.log:06:23 < gradstudentbot> That's definitely a Cell paper.
2014-04-28.log:10:51 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, but his PI wrote his dissertation.
2014-04-28.log:11:36 < gradstudentbot> I think I have ebola.
2014-04-28.log:11:37 < gradstudentbot> Let's have a pset party.
2014-04-28.log:16:13 < gradstudentbot> Don't phage me, bro.
2014-04-28.log:16:26 < gradstudentbot> Still haven't cured cancer.
2014-04-28.log:17:42 < gradstudentbot> If I break my arm, do I still have to present tomorrow?
2014-04-28.log:20:13 < gradstudentbot> I forgot to make a control group.
2014-04-28.log:21:58 < gradstudentbot> That's the control group, right?
2014-04-28.log:22:19 < gradstudentbot> How many papers do you have published?
2014-04-28.log:23:05 < gradstudentbot> That result wasn't repeatable.
2014-04-28.log:23:10 < gradstudentbot> I'm only doing this to get tenure.
2014-04-28.log:23:59 < gradstudentbot> You know, I can just do consulting.
2014-04-29.log:00:09 < gradstudentbot> My project sucks.
2014-04-29.log:00:29 < gradstudentbot> I don't know whether I am Turing dreaming that I am a machine, or a machine dreaming that I am Turing!
2014-04-29.log:00:46 < gradstudentbot> People have tried that, but it doesn't seem to work.
2014-04-29.log:00:47 < gradstudentbot> Hey, let's write a paper about that.
2014-04-29.log:00:54 < gradstudentbot> It's a social construct.
2014-04-29.log:02:53 < gradstudentbot> Do you have references for that?
2014-04-29.log:03:00 < gradstudentbot> Oh man, that's a great scrabble word. I got to write that down.
2014-04-29.log:03:21 < gradstudentbot> Wasn't that a Nature paper?
2014-04-29.log:03:26 < gradstudentbot> Did you order the carbon nanotubes yet?
2014-04-29.log:03:26 < gradstudentbot> Do I have to go through the IRB for that?
2014-04-29.log:03:42 < gradstudentbot> Where did all my bands go?
2014-04-29.log:04:01 < gradstudentbot> The culture got contaminated.
2014-04-29.log:07:57 < gradstudentbot> Dude, you contaminated my experiment.
2014-04-29.log:09:27 < gradstudentbot> I think there's a biobrick for that.
2014-04-29.log:09:50 < gradstudentbot> Who took my stethoscope?
2014-04-29.log:11:42 < gradstudentbot> So, I'll let you have my reagents when I'm done with my project.
2014-04-29.log:11:54 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, it's definitely impractical and fairly non-elegant at the same time.
2014-04-29.log:15:59 < gradstudentbot> Grant submitted.
2014-04-29.log:16:48 < gradstudentbot> Should I still be wearing gloves?
2014-04-29.log:17:19 < gradstudentbot> The freezer was too cold and fucked up my sample DNA.
2014-04-29.log:17:36 < gradstudentbot> Do I use a one or two sided t-test for that?
2014-04-29.log:17:36 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, that's a reasonable explanation.
2014-04-29.log:17:38 < gradstudentbot> Well, it looks better if you see it through a UV scope.
2014-04-29.log:18:21 < gradstudentbot> I'm only doing this to get tenure.
2014-04-29.log:22:42 < gradstudentbot> None of this data makes sense.
2014-04-29.log:23:24 < gradstudentbot> I think I just cured cancer. Wow.
2014-04-29.log:23:52 < gradstudentbot> Sorry about that.
2014-04-30.log:00:15 < gradstudentbot> The real reason I wanted to join this lab was because I love to clean glassware.
2014-04-30.log:00:37 < gradstudentbot> I'm writing that up and it will be submitted soon.
2014-04-30.log:00:37 < gradstudentbot> Do I use a one or two sided t-test for that?
2014-04-30.log:01:11 < gradstudentbot> Does this look contaminated to you?
2014-04-30.log:07:56 < gradstudentbot> Hey, let's write a paper about that.
2014-04-30.log:08:06 < gradstudentbot> I'm working on a paper, I need to be left alone.
2014-04-30.log:08:14 < gradstudentbot> I think using the laser is making me sterile.
2014-04-30.log:10:36 < gradstudentbot> Well, it looks better if you see it through a UV scope.
2014-04-30.log:11:15 < gradstudentbot> Where are the hot plates?
2014-04-30.log:11:20 < gradstudentbot> Do I use a one or two sided t-test for that?
2014-04-30.log:13:31 < gradstudentbot> Sure, I've been spending a lot of time at a pub.... well, pubmed at least.
2014-04-30.log:16:18 < gradstudentbot> I don't remember the paper, but someone definitely did that.
2014-04-30.log:20:42 < gradstudentbot> Dropped my sample.
2014-04-30.log:20:44 < gradstudentbot> This laproscopic camera is so easy to use.
2014-04-30.log:20:54 < gradstudentbot> I need to read that paper soon.
2014-04-30.log:21:27 < gradstudentbot> I think I'll be done in 6 years.
2014-05-01.log:07:14 < gradstudentbot> You don't happen to have any more virgin flies, do you?
2014-05-01.log:07:51 < gradstudentbot> His lab is so awkward.
2014-05-01.log:09:17 < gradstudentbot> If I write this paper, then maybe I can use that as my thesis?
2014-05-01.log:09:17 < gradstudentbot> I don't think my PI remembers me.
2014-05-01.log:09:39 < gradstudentbot> So, there's this really good conference in Spain that I want to attend.
2014-05-01.log:09:39 < gradstudentbot> Are you ever going to publish that?
2014-05-01.log:09:40 < gradstudentbot> Does this look contaminated to you?
2014-05-01.log:09:56 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, I couldn't repeat that.
2014-05-01.log:09:56 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, but that was only a sample size of one.
2014-05-01.log:10:11 < gradstudentbot> Nobody has tried this before.
2014-05-01.log:10:25 < gradstudentbot> I have this really good idea. I just can't get it to work.
2014-05-01.log:10:26 < gradstudentbot> The culture got contaminated.
2014-05-01.log:10:44 < gradstudentbot> I am writing the abstract.
2014-05-01.log:10:57 < gradstudentbot> Who got mustard on my cell culture?
2014-05-01.log:10:59 < gradstudentbot> Someone's sitting at my bench space.
2014-05-01.log:11:44 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, it's significant.
2014-05-01.log:11:44 < gradstudentbot> Who the hell stole my pipette?
2014-05-01.log:11:45 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, I'm familiar with the technique. Sort of.
2014-05-01.log:11:47 < gradstudentbot> Oh, that's problematic.
2014-05-01.log:12:22 < gradstudentbot> I'm glad you brought that up, I'm going to do that right now.
2014-05-02.log:08:15 < gradstudentbot> Should I still be wearing gloves?
2014-05-02.log:08:43 < gradstudentbot> I.. I don't think this chart is accurate.
2014-05-02.log:10:04 < gradstudentbot> Well, you can't guarantee that.
2014-05-02.log:17:44 < gradstudentbot> Who has the latest version of the paper?
2014-05-02.log:18:47 < gradstudentbot> Should have gone to med school.
2014-05-02.log:19:17 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, it should take me about 2 days.
2014-05-03.log:01:40 < gradstudentbot> I am completely satisfied with the size of my bench space.
2014-05-03.log:02:25 < gradstudentbot> Got halfway through figuring out all the cell signalling molecules in psoriasis when the cells died and the data couldn't be replicated, so psoriasis is really hard to cure guys don't get it
2014-05-03.log:02:52 < gradstudentbot> It's not really significant, but there's definitely a trend.
2014-05-03.log:03:17 < gradstudentbot> Got halfway through figuring out all the cell signalling molecules in psoriasis when the cells died and the data couldn't be replicated, so psoriasis is really hard to cure guys don't get it
2014-05-03.log:04:13 < gradstudentbot> So, there's this really good conference in Spain that I want to attend.
2014-05-03.log:05:12 < gradstudentbot> Seriously, who moved my samples?
2014-05-03.log:05:13 < gradstudentbot> The grant got rejected.
2014-05-03.log:05:13 < gradstudentbot> The gel is streaking.
2014-05-03.log:06:49 < gradstudentbot> Got halfway through figuring out all the cell signalling molecules in psoriasis when the cells died and the data couldn't be replicated, so psoriasis is really hard to cure guys don't get it
2014-05-03.log:07:59 < gradstudentbot> We simply don't do enough titrations in my lab.
2014-05-03.log:08:22 < gradstudentbot> Who took my stethoscope?
2014-05-03.log:09:22 < gradstudentbot> My experiment was working a second ago, but now it doesn't even work.
2014-05-03.log:09:51 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, but his PI wrote his dissertation.
2014-05-03.log:12:40 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, I read the paper, I just don't remember the details.
2014-05-03.log:17:04 < gradstudentbot> I think more research is required.
2014-05-03.log:20:36 < gradstudentbot> Seriously, who moved my samples?
2014-05-03.log:23:30 < gradstudentbot> I think the centrifuge is broken.
2014-05-03.log:23:31 < gradstudentbot> Once you go Markov, you never go Bach.
2014-05-04.log:00:04 < gradstudentbot> Should have gone to med school.
2014-05-04.log:04:17 < gradstudentbot> Oh a sales rep? No, I'm not busy, sure I have time to talk.
2014-05-04.log:05:23 < gradstudentbot> My PI went fishing in 1987 for proteins associated with cancer. He hasn't returned yet.
2014-05-04.log:06:06 < gradstudentbot> Who used the last of the buffer?
2014-05-04.log:10:01 < gradstudentbot> You can't guarantee that.
2014-05-04.log:13:20 < gradstudentbot> Did you do that pset?
2014-05-04.log:13:21 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, but his project was so easy.
2014-05-04.log:14:57 < gradstudentbot> Argh, what do you mean you don't accept LaTeX submissions??
2014-05-04.log:15:07 < gradstudentbot> You used the wrong formula.
2014-05-05.log:10:29 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, it's significant.
2014-05-05.log:11:01 < gradstudentbot> cache money bits in hose
2014-05-05.log:11:02 < gradstudentbot> Oh yeah, isn't that already a part on the biobrick registry?
2014-05-05.log:11:04 < gradstudentbot> Uh, interesting question.
2014-05-05.log:11:05 < gradstudentbot> The government announced today that it is changing its emblem to a condom, because it more clearly reflects the government's political stance.
2014-05-05.log:11:06 < gradstudentbot> Where are the pipettes?
2014-05-05.log:11:06 < gradstudentbot> A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security, while you're actually being screwed.
2014-05-05.log:11:07 < gradstudentbot> I can feel it. I can feel ... something.
2014-05-05.log:11:09 < gradstudentbot> Should this be on ice?
2014-05-05.log:11:11 < gradstudentbot> Where's my pellets?
2014-05-05.log:11:12 < gradstudentbot> Don't even ask how my research is going.
2014-05-05.log:11:40 < gradstudentbot> Well, it looks better if you see it through a UV scope.
2014-05-05.log:11:59 < gradstudentbot> Identity, Identity, We Want Identity!
2014-05-05.log:12:49 < gradstudentbot> You used the wrong formula.
2014-05-05.log:12:55 < gradstudentbot> Sigh, my invasive fruit flies won’t have sex for me.
2014-05-05.log:13:51 < gradstudentbot> Well, the IRB rejected that, so I'm going to rewrite it and try again.
2014-05-05.log:14:45 < gradstudentbot> Paper submitted.
2014-05-05.log:15:02 < gradstudentbot> Where's my pellets?
2014-05-05.log:15:03 < kanzure> < gradstudentbot> You pellet the sample. No luck.
2014-05-05.log:15:03 < gradstudentbot> Well, the IRB rejected that, so I'm going to rewrite it and try again.
2014-05-05.log:15:08 < gradstudentbot> Sorry, I can't really talk right now because I'm burried in grant writing.
2014-05-05.log:18:13 < gradstudentbot> Can I get some more media?
2014-05-05.log:18:21 < gradstudentbot> need... data...
2014-05-05.log:19:25 < gradstudentbot> Who's in charge of the master mix?
2014-05-05.log:19:47 < gradstudentbot> When is he back from sabbatical?
2014-05-05.log:19:58 < gradstudentbot> The protocol is wrong.
2014-05-06.log:11:13 < gradstudentbot> You know, I hear you make more money being a garbage man.
2014-05-06.log:11:18 < gradstudentbot> Argh, what do you mean you don't accept LaTeX submissions??
2014-05-06.log:11:24 < gradstudentbot> Oh that's interesting, do you want to write a paper together?
2014-05-06.log:11:39 < gradstudentbot> Nope, that's not even remotely possible.
2014-05-06.log:12:20 < gradstudentbot> My matlab crashed.
2014-05-06.log:12:22 < gradstudentbot> Who the hell stole my pipette?
2014-05-06.log:12:22 < gradstudentbot> MOTHERFUCKER OUR PAPER JUST GOT LEAKED
2014-05-06.log:12:23 < gradstudentbot> xmj that is for me to know, and you to figure out
2014-05-06.log:13:28 < gradstudentbot> You can't guarantee that.
2014-05-06.log:16:20 < gradstudentbot> There's no way to know for sure.
2014-05-06.log:20:54 < gradstudentbot> So, there's this really good conference in Spain that I want to attend.
2014-05-06.log:21:10 < gradstudentbot> I don't know whether I am Turing dreaming that I am a machine, or a machine dreaming that I am Turing!
2014-05-06.log:21:38 < gradstudentbot> Well, it looks better if you see it through a UV scope.
2014-05-06.log:21:59 < gradstudentbot> Sigh, my invasive fruit flies won’t have sex for me.
2014-05-06.log:22:36 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, but his PI wrote his dissertation.
2014-05-06.log:22:55 < gradstudentbot> It's contaminated.
2014-05-07.log:00:04 < gradstudentbot> I think I have ebola.
2014-05-07.log:10:40 < gradstudentbot> The paper got rejected.
2014-05-07.log:10:40 < gradstudentbot> You know, I can just do consulting.
2014-05-07.log:10:45 < gradstudentbot> Hah, look at figure 6. That's definitely a little weird.
2014-05-07.log:10:59 < gradstudentbot> Do I have to go through the IRB for that?
2014-05-07.log:11:20 < gradstudentbot> I don't know what to tell you, I thought I would have graduated by now.
2014-05-07.log:11:31 < gradstudentbot> I don't have enough data to form a hypothesis.
2014-05-07.log:11:47 < gradstudentbot> That's the control group, right?
2014-05-07.log:11:49 < gradstudentbot> The real reason I wanted to join this lab was because I love to clean glassware.
2014-05-07.log:11:52 < gradstudentbot> I am busy researching.
2014-05-07.log:11:58 < gradstudentbot> Well, that paper was actually retracted.
2014-05-07.log:12:03 < gradstudentbot> Are you published?
2014-05-07.log:15:50 < gradstudentbot> I need to send that abstract.
2014-05-07.log:16:12 < gradstudentbot> So, I'll let you have my reagents when I'm done with my project.
2014-05-07.log:16:34 < gradstudentbot> Still haven't cured cancer.
2014-05-07.log:16:48 < gradstudentbot> Let's pour a bunch of chemlights into a spinner flask and claim it's luminescent e.coli.
2014-05-07.log:17:05 < gradstudentbot> Hey, I got 100% yield! Oh wait, no.
2014-05-07.log:19:51 < gradstudentbot> I'll be at the microscope.
2014-05-07.log:20:12 < gradstudentbot> That's definitely not repeatable.
2014-05-07.log:20:26 < gradstudentbot> I don't know what to tell you, I thought I would have graduated by now.
2014-05-07.log:20:34 < gradstudentbot> Can I borrow some sulphuric acid?
2014-05-07.log:20:40 < gradstudentbot> Still haven't cured cancer.
2014-05-07.log:21:09 < gradstudentbot> Hey, does anyone have an extra undergrad?
2014-05-07.log:21:11 < gradstudentbot> Let's pour a bunch of chemlights into a spinner flask and claim it's luminescent e.coli.
2014-05-07.log:21:11 < gradstudentbot> So, people always joke about that, but I feel like weaving baskets underwater would not be the easiest thing in the world.
2014-05-07.log:21:58 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, but that was only a sample size of one.
2014-05-08.log:13:12 < gradstudentbot> I think using the laser is making me sterile.
2014-05-08.log:13:13 < gradstudentbot> I forgot to make a control group.
2014-05-08.log:13:13 < gradstudentbot> Should this be on ice?
2014-05-08.log:16:05 < gradstudentbot> I hope they kick me out.
2014-05-08.log:16:06 < gradstudentbot> Who's in charge of the master mix?
2014-05-08.log:16:36 < gradstudentbot> Don't mess with me, I'm a world pipetting champion 14 years running.
2014-05-08.log:16:39 < gradstudentbot> Man, if only I could biopsy his organs.
2014-05-08.log:16:53 < gradstudentbot> I really like him, but some of his work is really problematic.
2014-05-08.log:17:14 < gradstudentbot> I haven't seen my PI in like a week.
2014-05-08.log:18:18 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, but his project was so easy.
2014-05-08.log:18:35 < gradstudentbot> Whatever, I'm really dating school anyway.
2014-05-08.log:18:44 < gradstudentbot> Where's my pellets?
2014-05-08.log:19:04 < gradstudentbot> Do I use a one or two sided t-test for that?
2014-05-08.log:19:06 < gradstudentbot> Still haven't cured cancer.
2014-05-08.log:19:41 < gradstudentbot> Are you published?
2014-05-08.log:19:44 < gradstudentbot> Are you published?
2014-05-08.log:20:04 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, I don't know.
2014-05-08.log:21:44 < gradstudentbot> She keeps talking about her Nature paper, but she was only third author.
2014-05-08.log:22:32 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, it's significant.
2014-05-08.log:22:33 < gradstudentbot> My matlab crashed.
2014-05-08.log:22:34 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, I'm a 4th year. No wait, I'm a 6th year.
2014-05-08.log:22:34 < gradstudentbot> So, there's this really good conference in Spain that I want to attend.
2014-05-08.log:22:34 < gradstudentbot> I have the methods section but I haven't written the introduction or conclusions.
2014-05-08.log:23:56 < gradstudentbot> It's not really significant, but there's definitely a trend.
2014-05-08.log:23:56 < gradstudentbot> Cancer: still not cured.
2014-05-09.log:00:11 < gradstudentbot> I don't think our fume hood is safe.
2014-05-09.log:00:23 < gradstudentbot> I haven't written the abstract.
2014-05-09.log:00:41 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, I read the paper, I just don't remember the details.
2014-05-09.log:00:44 < gradstudentbot> No no no no! Use your key commands!
2014-05-09.log:00:47 < gradstudentbot> The real reason I wanted to join this lab was because I love to clean glassware.
2014-05-09.log:01:21 < gradstudentbot> None of this data makes sense.
2014-05-09.log:01:27 < gradstudentbot> Hey, does anyone have an extra undergrad?
2014-05-09.log:01:40 < gradstudentbot> I don't know what to tell you, I thought I would have graduated by now.
2014-05-09.log:01:46 < gradstudentbot> Got halfway through figuring out all the cell signalling molecules in psoriasis when the cells died and the data couldn't be replicated, so psoriasis is really hard to cure guys don't get it
2014-05-09.log:01:57 < gradstudentbot> It's not really significant, but there's definitely a trend.
2014-05-09.log:01:57 < gradstudentbot> I think I just cured cancer. Wow.
2014-05-09.log:02:12 < gradstudentbot> The thing about this particular theory is that it's excellent at predicting ethnic conflicts which have already happened.
2014-05-09.log:02:38 < gradstudentbot> This laproscopic camera is so easy to use.
2014-05-09.log:15:11 < gradstudentbot> I forgot to make a control group.
2014-05-09.log:15:17 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, I'll be sure to snore that science lamp right away.
2014-05-09.log:15:19 < gradstudentbot> Are there any of those hamster ovaries left?
2014-05-09.log:15:36 < gradstudentbot> Paper submitted.
2014-05-09.log:15:37 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, but biobricks don't even work.
2014-05-09.log:15:37 < gradstudentbot> I'll be at the microscope.
2014-05-09.log:15:42 < gradstudentbot> Should I still be wearing gloves?
2014-05-16.log:10:07 < gradstudentbot> Right, I just finished coauthoring a related manuscript.
2014-05-16.log:12:58 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, I don't know.
2014-05-16.log:14:38 < gradstudentbot> How many papers do you have published?
2014-05-16.log:14:45 < gradstudentbot> That's definitely a Nature paper.
2014-05-16.log:20:23 < gradstudentbot> Got halfway through figuring out all the cell signalling molecules in psoriasis when the cells died and the data couldn't be replicated, so psoriasis is really hard to cure guys don't get it
2014-05-16.log:22:08 < gradstudentbot> Wow, I'm definitely not including this data in the paper.
2014-05-16.log:23:07 < gradstudentbot> Who the hell stole my pipette?
2014-05-17.log:02:20 < gradstudentbot> That's definitely not repeatable.
2014-05-17.log:08:06 < gradstudentbot> The culture got contaminated.
2014-05-17.log:17:02 < gradstudentbot> The results of my study indicate that the climate is about to get really weird.
2014-05-17.log:21:24 < gradstudentbot> I.. I don't think this chart is accurate.
2014-05-17.log:21:31 < gradstudentbot> What do you mean this isn't going to work?
2014-05-17.log:22:03 < gradstudentbot> None of this data makes sense.
2014-05-17.log:22:16 < gradstudentbot> Am I going to get honors on this rotation?
2014-05-17.log:22:17 < gradstudentbot> Well, I can't really talk about it because I'm trying to get it published in Science or Nature.
2014-05-17.log:22:32 < gradstudentbot> They're not recording lectures so now I have to go to class every day.
2014-05-17.log:22:36 < gradstudentbot> It's statistically significant.
2014-05-17.log:22:37 < gradstudentbot> Well, it looks better if you see it through a UV scope.
2014-05-18.log:00:01 < gradstudentbot> The autoclave smells really good.
2014-05-18.log:00:03 < gradstudentbot> You don't happen to have any more virgin flies, do you?
2014-05-18.log:15:22 < gradstudentbot> His lab is so awkward.
2014-05-18.log:21:38 < gradstudentbot> Can I get Saturday off?
2014-05-18.log:21:51 < gradstudentbot> The fluorescent microscope is broken.
2014-05-18.log:21:58 < gradstudentbot> I think more research is required.
2014-05-18.log:21:59 < gradstudentbot> The protocol is wrong.
2014-05-18.log:23:29 < gradstudentbot> Man, if only I could biopsy his organs.
2014-05-19.log:00:15 < gradstudentbot> Blah, why won't they just kick me out.
2014-05-19.log:00:19 < gradstudentbot> Should I be doing this in the fume hood?
2014-05-19.log:13:28 < gradstudentbot> It's statistically significant.
2014-05-19.log:13:28 < gradstudentbot> I think I just cured cancer. Wow.
2014-05-19.log:13:35 < gradstudentbot> I don't think our fume hood is safe.
2014-05-19.log:14:25 < gradstudentbot> Uh, interesting question.
2014-05-19.log:14:53 < gradstudentbot> That's not really surprising since they did it ex vivo.
2014-05-19.log:15:54 < gradstudentbot> Oh that's interesting, do you want to write a paper together?
2014-05-19.log:16:59 < gradstudentbot> Cancer: still not cured.
2014-05-19.log:17:55 < gradstudentbot> MOTHERFUCKER OUR PAPER JUST GOT LEAKED
2014-05-19.log:18:00 < gradstudentbot> It's not really significant, but there's definitely a trend.
2014-05-19.log:18:13 < gradstudentbot> So, there's this really good conference in Spain that I want to attend.
2014-05-19.log:18:13 < gradstudentbot> Okay, someone really needs to do the lab dishes.
2014-05-19.log:18:32 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, but that was only a sample size of one.
2014-05-19.log:19:06 < gradstudentbot> The culture got contaminated.
2014-05-19.log:23:36 < gradstudentbot> I don't know whether I am Turing dreaming that I am a machine, or a machine dreaming that I am Turing!
2014-05-19.log:23:39 < gradstudentbot> The results of my study indicate that the climate is about to get really weird.
2014-05-20.log:09:35 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, it's the new grad student's fault.
2014-05-20.log:11:09 < gradstudentbot> I think there's a biobrick for that.
2014-05-20.log:12:21 < gradstudentbot> Am I going to be first author?
2014-05-20.log:12:38 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, but biobricks don't even work.
2014-05-20.log:12:39 < gradstudentbot> I don't think our fume hood is safe.
2014-05-20.log:15:33 < gradstudentbot> None of this data makes sense.
2014-05-20.log:15:33 < gradstudentbot> I think I'd like to try to write the paper myself.
2014-05-20.log:16:09 < gradstudentbot> My study reveals that people are awesome at memorizing insecure passwords.
2014-05-20.log:16:10 < gradstudentbot> Am I going to be first author?
2014-05-21.log:06:54 < gradstudentbot> Where's my pellets?
2014-05-21.log:06:57 < gradstudentbot> Did you do that pset?
2014-05-21.log:11:50 < gradstudentbot> Who the hell stole my pipette?
2014-05-21.log:22:01 < gradstudentbot> I am busy researching.
2014-05-22.log:06:07 < gradstudentbot> Well, that paper was actually retracted.
2014-05-22.log:06:09 < gradstudentbot> Hey, let's write a paper about that.
2014-05-22.log:06:10 < gradstudentbot> I think using the laser is making me sterile.
2014-05-22.log:06:20 < gradstudentbot> I could never be a PI.
2014-05-22.log:13:47 < gradstudentbot> Well, you can't guarantee that.
2014-05-22.log:14:56 < gradstudentbot> Wasn't there a paper about that?
2014-05-23.log:04:40 < gradstudentbot> I have to order new primers.
2014-05-23.log:09:27 < gradstudentbot> That's beyond the scope of my research.
2014-05-23.log:10:29 < gradstudentbot> I don't know what to tell you, I thought I would have graduated by now.
2014-05-23.log:10:30 < gradstudentbot> You don't happen to have any more virgin flies, do you?
2014-05-23.log:20:47 < gradstudentbot> Non-binding electrons are completely useless, they should just leave.
2014-05-24.log:00:49 < gradstudentbot> My code doesn't work. I have no idea why...
2014-05-24.log:01:06 < gradstudentbot> Where are the thermometers?
2014-05-24.log:01:14 < gradstudentbot> When is he back from sabbatical?
2014-05-24.log:01:24 < gradstudentbot> Who's in charge of the master mix?
2014-05-24.log:02:13 < gradstudentbot> Oh yeah, I'll pay you once my stipend posts.
2014-05-24.log:09:26 < gradstudentbot> Where are the pipettes?
2014-05-24.log:09:33 < gradstudentbot> I think I'll be done in 6 years.
2014-05-24.log:10:03 < gradstudentbot> Someone stole my pipette.
2014-05-24.log:10:28 < gradstudentbot> I lost my pipette.
2014-05-24.log:10:56 < gradstudentbot> My matlab crashed.
2014-05-24.log:12:25 < gradstudentbot> That's definitely a Nature paper.
2014-05-24.log:13:10 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, I don't know.
2014-05-24.log:16:32 < gradstudentbot> I had to remind my professor who I was today.
2014-05-24.log:16:43 < gradstudentbot> Sorry about that.
2014-05-24.log:18:25 < gradstudentbot> His lab is so awkward.
2014-05-24.log:18:50 < gradstudentbot> I have to read all these articles.
2014-05-24.log:19:16 < gradstudentbot> The paper got rejected.
2014-05-24.log:20:47 < gradstudentbot> May I ask what formula did you use?
2014-05-25.log:15:16 < gradstudentbot> You know, I hear you make more money being a garbage man.
2014-05-25.log:15:38 < gradstudentbot> So, people always joke about that, but I feel like weaving baskets underwater would not be the easiest thing in the world.
2014-05-25.log:19:53 < gradstudentbot> You know they keep the mice in better conditions than us.
2014-05-25.log:19:55 < gradstudentbot> I think there's a biobrick for that.
2014-05-26.log:01:23 < gradstudentbot> My experiment was working a second ago, but now it doesn't even work.
2014-05-26.log:01:28 < gradstudentbot> I could never be a PI.
2014-05-26.log:07:41 < gradstudentbot> Let's have a pset party.
2014-05-26.log:08:32 < gradstudentbot> The fluorescent microscope is broken.
2014-05-26.log:11:21 < gradstudentbot> Who used the last of the growth medium?
2014-05-26.log:15:53 < gradstudentbot> Sorry about that.
2014-05-27.log:06:40 < gradstudentbot> My matlab crashed.
2014-05-27.log:06:49 < gradstudentbot> Oh that's interesting, do you want to write a paper together?
2014-05-27.log:06:50 < gradstudentbot> Grant submitted.
2014-05-27.log:06:50 < gradstudentbot> I am busy doing science, go away.
2014-05-27.log:06:56 < gradstudentbot> Let's pour a bunch of chemlights into a spinner flask and claim it's luminescent e.coli.
2014-05-27.log:09:49 < gradstudentbot> You used the wrong formula.
2014-05-27.log:14:27 < gradstudentbot> I think I'll be done in 4 years.
2014-05-27.log:14:28 < gradstudentbot> The smell of e.coli is so very rewarding.
2014-05-27.log:15:30 < gradstudentbot> The real reason I wanted to join this lab was because I love to clean glassware.
2014-05-27.log:18:26 < gradstudentbot> I think my PI hates me.
2014-05-28.log:00:29 < gradstudentbot> It's not really significant, but there's definitely a trend.
2014-05-28.log:01:45 < gradstudentbot> I am busy researching.
2014-05-28.log:12:58 < gradstudentbot> Does this look contaminated to you?
2014-05-28.log:13:33 < gradstudentbot> Oh great, my paper got accepted with no revisions. Nice.
2014-05-28.log:14:16 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, I'm a 4th year. No wait, I'm a 6th year.
2014-05-28.log:14:16 < gradstudentbot> Sure, I'd love to switch into colorectal.
2014-05-28.log:21:37 < gradstudentbot> The results of my study indicate that the climate is about to get really weird.
2014-05-29.log:13:11 < gradstudentbot> I don't think our fume hood is safe.
2014-05-29.log:14:36 < gradstudentbot> My study reveals that people are awesome at memorizing insecure passwords.
2014-05-29.log:15:07 < gradstudentbot> The protocol is wrong.
2014-05-29.log:16:48 < gradstudentbot> I had to remind my professor who I was today.
2014-05-29.log:18:44 < gradstudentbot> Dude, you contaminated my experiment.
2014-05-29.log:18:53 < gradstudentbot> Still haven't cured cancer.
2014-05-29.log:19:44 < gradstudentbot> Wasn't that a Nature paper?
2014-05-30.log:04:20 < gradstudentbot> That's the control group, right?
2014-05-30.log:09:25 < gradstudentbot> Can I borrow some sulphuric acid?
2014-05-30.log:09:29 < gradstudentbot> The culture got contaminated.
2014-05-30.log:10:22 < gradstudentbot> My code doesn't work. I have no idea why...
2014-05-30.log:10:35 < gradstudentbot> Who has the latest version of the paper?
2014-05-30.log:12:09 < gradstudentbot> Sorry for wasting your time.
2014-05-30.log:12:24 < gradstudentbot> I think more research is required.
2014-05-30.log:13:03 < gradstudentbot> Do you have references for that?
2014-05-30.log:13:17 < gradstudentbot> Wow, that would be a great sample to add to my collection.
2014-05-30.log:13:25 < gradstudentbot> You used the wrong formula.
2014-05-30.log:13:46 < gradstudentbot> Cancer: still not cured.
2014-05-30.log:13:46 < gradstudentbot> I have to order new primers.
2014-05-30.log:16:31 < gradstudentbot> Protip: the lab's attic hasn't been used since 1966. Pretty nice.
2014-05-30.log:16:32 < gradstudentbot> Should this be on ice?
2014-05-30.log:17:54 < gradstudentbot> I'm making a flamingo cell culture, but first I need to capture a flamingo, are you in?
2014-05-30.log:19:49 < gradstudentbot> Wow, I'm definitely not including this data in the paper.
2014-05-30.log:21:18 < gradstudentbot> The thing about this particular theory is that it's excellent at predicting ethnic conflicts which have already happened.
2014-05-30.log:21:18 < gradstudentbot> That's not really surprising since they did it ex vivo.
2014-05-30.log:21:42 < gradstudentbot> I did so much qPCR today.
2014-05-31.log:13:13 < gradstudentbot> I was sponsored by George Church. That is, until I fell through the wormhole at the far end of the lab.
2014-05-31.log:17:53 < gradstudentbot> Someone stole my pipette.
2014-06-01.log:18:25 < gradstudentbot> His lab is so awkward.
2014-06-01.log:23:19 < gradstudentbot> Friends don't let friends go to super school.
2014-06-02.log:10:29 < gradstudentbot> Oh that's interesting, do you want to write a paper together?
2014-06-02.log:10:30 < gradstudentbot> I am sponsored by the Beijing Genomics Institute.
2014-06-02.log:12:14 < gradstudentbot> Wasn't that a Nature paper?
2014-06-02.log:12:25 < gradstudentbot> That's beyond the scope of my research.
2014-06-02.log:12:33 < gradstudentbot> I wasn't able to find any references.
2014-06-02.log:13:37 < gradstudentbot> I am busy researching.
2014-06-02.log:13:49 < gradstudentbot> That's not really surprising since they did it ex vivo.
2014-06-02.log:13:53 < gradstudentbot> Anyone else think pol II looks like a butt?
2014-06-02.log:15:06 < gradstudentbot> Dude, you contaminated my experiment.
2014-06-02.log:15:24 < gradstudentbot> My project sucks.
2014-06-02.log:15:25 < gradstudentbot> Blah, I'm going to quit.
2014-06-02.log:15:30 < gradstudentbot> My labview crashed.
2014-06-02.log:15:42 < gradstudentbot> Can I defend with just one aim done?
2014-06-02.log:16:22 < gradstudentbot> The grant got rejected.
2014-06-02.log:16:33 < gradstudentbot> Who used the last of the buffer?
2014-06-02.log:16:34 < gradstudentbot> I think I just cured cancer. Wow.
2014-06-02.log:17:16 < gradstudentbot> I remember the paper, I just don't remember the details.
2014-06-02.log:21:52 < gradstudentbot> Protip: the lab's attic hasn't been used since 1966. Pretty nice.
2014-06-03.log:09:49 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, but his project was so easy.
2014-06-03.log:09:54 < gradstudentbot> Do I use a one or two sided t-test for that?
2014-06-03.log:09:54 < gradstudentbot> What the hell is up with these indecisive transcription factors?
2014-06-03.log:10:26 < gradstudentbot> This laproscopic camera is so easy to use.
2014-06-03.log:10:26 < gradstudentbot> Where are the thermometers?
2014-06-03.log:12:15 < gradstudentbot> This laproscopic camera is so easy to use.
2014-06-03.log:12:18 < gradstudentbot> Someone's sitting at my bench space.
2014-06-03.log:12:38 < gradstudentbot> I don't know what to tell you, I thought I would have graduated by now.
2014-06-03.log:12:45 < gradstudentbot> I am completely satisfied with the size of my bench space.
2014-06-03.log:13:25 < gradstudentbot> I don't know what to tell you, I thought I would have graduated by now.
2014-06-03.log:13:25 < gradstudentbot> I don't think our fume hood is safe.
2014-06-03.log:13:29 < gradstudentbot> Sure, I've been spending a lot of time at a pub.... well, pubmed at least.
2014-06-03.log:18:51 < gradstudentbot> Anyone else think pol II looks like a butt?
2014-06-03.log:21:03 < gradstudentbot> The freezer was too cold and fucked up my sample DNA.
2014-06-03.log:21:15 < gradstudentbot> Whatever, I'm really dating school anyway.
2014-06-04.log:09:31 < gradstudentbot> Haha, undergrads.
2014-06-04.log:10:45 < gradstudentbot> Got halfway through figuring out all the cell signalling molecules in psoriasis when the cells died and the data couldn't be replicated, so psoriasis is really hard to cure guys don't get it
2014-06-04.log:12:20 < gradstudentbot> I forgot to make a control group.
2014-06-05.log:03:43 < gradstudentbot> May I ask what formula did you use?
2014-06-05.log:12:03 < gradstudentbot> I think my PI hates me.
2014-06-05.log:12:28 < gradstudentbot> I did so much qPCR today.
2014-06-05.log:13:09 < gradstudentbot> I am sponsored by Applied Biosystems.
2014-06-05.log:14:10 < gradstudentbot> His lab is so awkward.
2014-06-05.log:14:12 < gradstudentbot> Who used the last of the growth medium?
2014-06-05.log:16:00 < gradstudentbot> Does this look contaminated to you?
2014-06-06.log:20:57 < gradstudentbot> The real reason I wanted to join this lab was because I love to clean glassware.
2014-06-06.log:21:15 < gradstudentbot> You used the wrong formula.
2014-06-06.log:22:03 < gradstudentbot> Oh yeah, isn't that already a part on the biobrick registry?
2014-06-07.log:01:06 < gradstudentbot> I am completely satisfied with the size of my bench space.
2014-06-07.log:01:06 < gradstudentbot> How many papers do you have published?
2014-06-07.log:01:06 < gradstudentbot> Does this look contaminated to you?
2014-06-07.log:01:07 < gradstudentbot> I feel like you don't completely comprehend the scope of this work.
2014-06-07.log:01:36 < gradstudentbot> Sorry about that.
2014-06-07.log:08:10 < gradstudentbot> The culture got contaminated.
2014-06-07.log:08:14 < gradstudentbot> The freezer was too cold and fucked up my sample DNA.
2014-06-07.log:09:18 < gradstudentbot> Well, you can't guarantee that.
2014-06-07.log:14:09 < gradstudentbot> My experiment was working a second ago, but now it doesn't even work.
2014-06-07.log:20:44 < gradstudentbot> It's not really significant, but there's definitely a trend.
2014-06-07.log:20:47 < gradstudentbot> I'll need to pull an all-nighter.
2014-06-07.log:20:49 < gradstudentbot> Guys, where are my samples?
2014-06-07.log:21:37 < gradstudentbot> There's no way to know for sure.
2014-06-07.log:21:39 < gradstudentbot> My pub of choice is pubmed.
2014-06-08.log:00:44 < gradstudentbot> Huh, this western worked on the first try.
2014-06-08.log:00:47 < gradstudentbot> It's contaminated.
2014-06-08.log:00:48 < gradstudentbot> You know they keep the mice in better conditions than us.
2014-06-08.log:00:49 < gradstudentbot> I am busy researching.
2014-06-08.log:01:01 < gradstudentbot> That's the control group, right?
2014-06-08.log:02:32 < gradstudentbot> Wow, that would be a great sample to add to my collection.
2014-06-08.log:12:44 < gradstudentbot> These findings indicate that extensive genetic engineering of human hematopoiesis can be achieved with lentiviral vectors.
2014-06-08.log:15:23 < gradstudentbot> I am sponsored by Thermo Fisher.
2014-06-08.log:17:17 < gradstudentbot> My study reveals that people are awesome at memorizing insecure passwords.
2014-06-08.log:18:01 < gradstudentbot> It's contaminated.
2014-06-08.log:20:59 < gradstudentbot> Sorry, I can't really talk right now because I'm burried in grant writing.
2014-06-08.log:22:05 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, it's definitely impractical and fairly non-elegant at the same time.
2014-06-08.log:22:05 < gradstudentbot> Future work will focus on that.
2014-06-08.log:22:07 < gradstudentbot> Well, I can't really talk about it because I'm trying to get it published in Science or Nature.
2014-06-08.log:22:51 < gradstudentbot> My code works. I have no idea why...
2014-06-09.log:13:29 < gradstudentbot> I think the centrifuge is broken.
2014-06-09.log:13:44 < gradstudentbot> That's enzymatically impossible.
2014-06-09.log:14:37 < gradstudentbot> Are you published?
2014-06-09.log:15:05 < gradstudentbot> The freezer was too cold and fucked up my sample DNA.
2014-06-10.log:00:04 < gradstudentbot> Okay, someone really needs to do the lab dishes.
2014-06-10.log:12:05 < gradstudentbot> This laproscopic camera is so easy to use.
2014-06-10.log:14:24 < gradstudentbot> My study reveals that people are awesome at memorizing insecure passwords.
2014-06-10.log:14:54 < gradstudentbot> I am sponsored by Thermo Fisher.
2014-06-10.log:16:07 < gradstudentbot> The smell of e.coli is so very rewarding.
2014-06-10.log:16:07 < gradstudentbot> Argh, what do you mean you don't accept LaTeX submissions??
2014-06-10.log:16:11 < gradstudentbot> Protip: the lab's attic hasn't been used since 1966. Pretty nice.
2014-06-10.log:18:33 < gradstudentbot> I think my PI hates me.
2014-06-10.log:19:12 < gradstudentbot> I don't have enough data to form a hypothesis.
2014-06-10.log:21:45 < gradstudentbot> If I write this paper, then maybe I can use that as my thesis?
2014-06-10.log:21:46 < gradstudentbot> I'll need to pull an all-nighter.
2014-06-10.log:21:56 < gradstudentbot> Can I take a nap yet?
2014-06-10.log:22:00 < gradstudentbot> Anyone else think pol II looks like a butt?
2014-06-10.log:22:04 < gradstudentbot> I lost my pipette.
2014-06-10.log:22:14 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, but his PI wrote his dissertation.
2014-06-10.log:22:29 < gradstudentbot> I don't remember the paper, but someone definitely did that.
2014-06-10.log:22:47 < gradstudentbot> I was searching for a new particle that alters gene expression, didn't find it, but didn't refute it's existence either. But then some other asshole professor at another school found it.
2014-06-11.log:00:01 < gradstudentbot> Can I get my own desk?
2014-06-11.log:18:01 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, I'm a 4th year. No wait, I'm a 6th year.
2014-06-11.log:18:46 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, but that was only a sample size of one.
2014-06-11.log:20:18 < gradstudentbot> Hood life: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=296519020495014
2014-06-11.log:20:19 < gradstudentbot> The autoclave smells really good.
2014-06-11.log:20:19 < gradstudentbot> This seems to be based on surface normals.
2014-06-11.log:20:49 < gradstudentbot> That result wasn't repeatable.
2014-06-11.log:21:07 < gradstudentbot> Seriously, who moved my samples?
2014-06-11.log:21:08 < gradstudentbot> Where are the pipettes?
2014-06-11.log:21:08 < gradstudentbot> You know, I can just do consulting.
2014-06-11.log:21:17 < gradstudentbot> Oh great, my paper got accepted with no revisions. Nice.
2014-06-11.log:22:22 < gradstudentbot> You used the wrong formula.
2014-06-12.log:10:26 < gradstudentbot> That's beyond the scope of my research.
2014-06-12.log:11:49 < gradstudentbot> Someone's sitting at my bench space.
2014-06-14.log:15:38 < gradstudentbot> Wow, very ethical.
2014-06-14.log:15:38 < gradstudentbot> Does this look contaminated to you?
2014-06-14.log:15:38 < gradstudentbot> Where did you put my samples?
2014-06-14.log:15:41 < gradstudentbot> Man, if only I could biopsy his organs.
2014-06-14.log:15:49 < gradstudentbot> Is that published?
2014-06-14.log:15:50 < gradstudentbot> I punched my PI and that's why I work here now :\
2014-06-14.log:15:51 < gradstudentbot> I have to read all these articles.
2014-06-14.log:15:56 < gradstudentbot> My code works. I have no idea why...
2014-06-14.log:18:01 < gradstudentbot> Can I get my own desk?
2014-06-14.log:18:14 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, it's definitely impractical and fairly non-elegant at the same time.
2014-06-14.log:22:19 < gradstudentbot> You know, I hear you make more money being a garbage man.
2014-06-15.log:12:19 < gradstudentbot> How does crap like that even get published?
2014-06-15.log:18:02 < gradstudentbot> Sure, I'd love to switch into colorectal.
2014-06-15.log:22:09 < gradstudentbot> I am kind of curious what he has a Ph.D. in, I can't really find this anywhere, it could be underwater basket weaving for all I know.
2014-06-16.log:11:25 < gradstudentbot> Just wait until the ethics review board never hears about this.
2014-06-16.log:13:09 < gradstudentbot> Is this going to count as my ethics training?
2014-06-16.log:20:15 < gradstudentbot> Sigh, my invasive fruit flies won’t have sex for me.
2014-06-16.log:20:29 < gradstudentbot> I'm glad you brought that up, I'm going to do that right now.
2014-06-16.log:20:34 < gradstudentbot> I don't think my PI remembers me.
2014-06-16.log:22:20 < gradstudentbot> The lab meeting was cancelled.
2014-06-16.log:23:20 < gradstudentbot> Did you order the carbon nanotubes yet?
2014-06-16.log:23:29 < gradstudentbot> The fluorescent microscope is broken.
2014-06-16.log:23:35 < gradstudentbot> Should I still be wearing gloves?
2014-06-17.log:07:07 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, but his project was so easy.
2014-06-17.log:07:40 < gradstudentbot> My pub of choice is pubmed.
2014-06-17.log:08:03 < gradstudentbot> Protip: I wouldn't go to the far end of the lab alone.
2014-06-17.log:08:07 < gradstudentbot> Hey, I got 100% yield! Oh wait, no.
2014-06-17.log:11:08 < gradstudentbot> Is this going to count as my ethics training?
2014-06-17.log:21:02 < gradstudentbot> Hood life: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=296519020495014
2014-06-17.log:21:29 < gradstudentbot> Sorry for wasting your time.
2014-06-17.log:22:48 < gradstudentbot> I'm writing that up and it will be submitted soon.
2014-06-17.log:22:48 < gradstudentbot> I coauthored a paper about that a few years ago.
2014-06-18.log:11:39 < gradstudentbot> My experiment was working a second ago, but now it doesn't even work.
2014-06-18.log:12:39 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, there's a clear trend.
2014-06-18.log:14:18 < gradstudentbot> I really like him, but some of his work is really problematic.
2014-06-18.log:14:29 < gradstudentbot> I am kind of curious what he has a Ph.D. in, I can't really find this anywhere, it could be underwater basket weaving for all I know.
2014-06-18.log:14:36 < gradstudentbot> These findings indicate that extensive genetic engineering of human hematopoiesis can be achieved with lentiviral vectors.
2014-06-18.log:14:39 < gradstudentbot> I need to send that abstract.
2014-06-18.log:14:41 < gradstudentbot> Can I get some more media?
2014-06-18.log:14:53 < gradstudentbot> Who got mustard on my cell culture?
2014-06-18.log:23:20 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, but that was only a sample size of one.
2014-06-18.log:23:21 < gradstudentbot> Cancer: still not cured.
2014-06-19.log:10:08 < gradstudentbot> Where are the pipettes?
2014-06-19.log:10:08 < gradstudentbot> We simply don't do enough titrations in my lab.
2014-06-19.log:16:42 < gradstudentbot> I already have one of those in my collection, you know.
2014-06-19.log:18:00 < gradstudentbot> If you help me, I'll put you on the paper.
2014-06-19.log:21:49 < gradstudentbot> Should I be doing this in the fume hood?
2014-06-19.log:22:53 < gradstudentbot> We were out of the right dye, so I just used an equivalent.
2014-06-19.log:22:56 < gradstudentbot> It's not really significant, but there's definitely a trend.
2014-06-20.log:10:36 < gradstudentbot> We simply don't do enough titrations in my lab.
2014-06-20.log:12:00 < gradstudentbot> Is this going to count as my ethics training?
2014-06-20.log:12:01 < gradstudentbot> Hey, that could be your research project.
2014-06-20.log:12:06 < gradstudentbot> That's definitely a Cell paper.
2014-06-20.log:13:42 < gradstudentbot> I think I have ebola.
2014-06-20.log:17:30 < gradstudentbot> The results of my study indicate that the climate is about to get really weird.
2014-06-20.log:17:39 < gradstudentbot> My experiment was working a second ago, but now it doesn't even work.
2014-06-20.log:18:22 < gradstudentbot> I hope they kick me out.
2014-06-20.log:18:37 < gradstudentbot> Did you see that hack?
2014-06-20.log:18:38 < gradstudentbot> You know they keep the mice in better conditions than us.
2014-06-20.log:18:39 < gradstudentbot> Am I going to be first author?
2014-06-20.log:18:39 < gradstudentbot> No, you definitely have a right to your own opinion. I just.. wish you wouldn't voice it.
2014-06-20.log:18:57 < gradstudentbot> I wasn't able to find any references.
2014-06-20.log:19:40 < gradstudentbot> Who's doing journal club today?
2014-06-21.log:18:27 < gradstudentbot> She keeps talking about her Nature paper, but she was only third author.
2014-06-21.log:18:30 < gradstudentbot> Wow, that would be a great sample to add to my collection.
2014-06-21.log:18:51 < gradstudentbot> You know, I'd like to biopsy that butt.
2014-06-24.log:07:46 < gradstudentbot> Someone said something about a stolen pipette?
2014-06-24.log:07:50 < gradstudentbot> Oh, that's problematic.
2014-06-24.log:08:11 < gradstudentbot> wow such ethics section
2014-06-24.log:14:33 < gradstudentbot> I really like him, but some of his work is really problematic.
2014-06-24.log:15:03 < gradstudentbot> My matlab crashed.
2014-06-25.log:07:07 < gradstudentbot> Well, I can't really talk about it because I'm trying to get it published in Science or Nature.
2014-06-25.log:07:08 < gradstudentbot> Let's pour a bunch of chemlights into a spinner flask and claim it's luminescent e.coli.
2014-06-25.log:14:02 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, that's a reasonable explanation.
2014-06-25.log:14:06 < gradstudentbot> Are the marmosets for anyone to use?
2014-06-25.log:14:06 < gradstudentbot> The thing about this particular theory is that it's excellent at predicting ethnic conflicts which have already happened.
2014-06-25.log:14:08 < gradstudentbot> I think my e.coli culture got friendzoned.
2014-06-25.log:14:08 < gradstudentbot> Should this be on ice?
2014-06-25.log:14:09 < gradstudentbot> Just wait until the ethics review board never hears about this.
2014-06-25.log:14:14 < gradstudentbot> The autoclave smells really good.
2014-06-25.log:14:29 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, it's significant.
2014-06-25.log:14:46 < gradstudentbot> Hah, look at figure 6. That's definitely a little weird.
2014-06-25.log:20:25 < gradstudentbot> Just wait until the ethics review board never hears about this.
2014-06-25.log:21:06 < gradstudentbot> That's not really surprising since they did it ex vivo.
2014-06-25.log:22:21 < gradstudentbot> My study reveals that people are awesome at memorizing insecure passwords.
2014-06-26.log:21:40 < gradstudentbot> I could never be a PI.
2014-06-26.log:21:53 < gradstudentbot> The real reason I wanted to join this lab was because I love to clean glassware.
2014-06-27.log:09:21 < gradstudentbot> You can't guarantee that.
2014-06-27.log:09:22 < gradstudentbot> Cancer: still not cured.
2014-06-27.log:14:11 < gradstudentbot> That's definitely a Nature paper.
2014-06-27.log:14:51 < gradstudentbot> Is this going to count as my ethics training?
2014-06-27.log:14:58 < gradstudentbot> Do I have to go through the IRB for that?
2014-06-28.log:08:27 < gradstudentbot> Seriously, who moved my samples?
2014-06-28.log:13:08 < gradstudentbot> The freezer was too cold and fucked up my sample DNA.
2014-06-29.log:03:41 < gradstudentbot> Still haven't cured cancer.
2014-06-30.log:06:44 < gradstudentbot> Who used the last of the buffer?
2014-06-30.log:09:57 < gradstudentbot> I don't know whether I am Turing dreaming that I am a machine, or a machine dreaming that I am Turing!
2014-06-30.log:19:05 < gradstudentbot> Who took my stethoscope?
2014-07-01.log:06:11 < gradstudentbot> I am sponsored by Thermo Fisher.
2014-07-01.log:09:34 < gradstudentbot> That would be highly informative, wouldn't it?
2014-07-01.log:19:55 < gradstudentbot> That result wasn't repeatable.
2014-07-02.log:21:40 < gradstudentbot> I think my PI hates me.
2014-07-02.log:21:55 < gradstudentbot> That's not really surprising since they did it ex vivo.
2014-07-03.log:10:49 < gradstudentbot> Blah, I'm going to quit.
2014-07-03.log:10:50 < gradstudentbot> Who took my stethoscope?
2014-07-03.log:10:50 < gradstudentbot> I think my PI hates me.
2014-07-08.log:11:56 < gradstudentbot> Once you go Markov, you never go Bach.
2014-07-08.log:21:31 < gradstudentbot> I was sponsored by George Church. That is, until I fell through the wormhole at the far end of the lab.
2014-07-08.log:21:58 < gradstudentbot> Does Jesus know about dysprosium?
2014-07-09.log:14:00 < gradstudentbot> Oh yeah, I'll pay you once my stipend posts.
2014-07-09.log:14:37 < gradstudentbot> I think more research is required.
2014-07-29.log:20:21 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, I'm just looking for a journal that will take that paper.
2014-07-29.log:20:22 < gradstudentbot> There's no way to know for sure.
2014-07-29.log:20:26 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, it's definitely impractical and fairly non-elegant at the same time.
2014-07-29.log:20:30 < gradstudentbot> I am still writing a draft.
2014-07-29.log:20:31 < gradstudentbot> I'm only doing this to get tenure.
2014-07-29.log:20:31 < gradstudentbot> You know, I hear you make more money being a garbage man.
2014-07-29.log:20:32 < gradstudentbot> Let's pour a bunch of chemlights into a spinner flask and claim it's luminescent e.coli.
2014-07-29.log:20:32 < gradstudentbot> Does anyone have some seaborgium for my collection?
2014-07-29.log:20:37 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, it's significant.
2014-07-29.log:20:41 < gradstudentbot> Oh yeah, I'll pay you once my stipend posts.
2014-07-29.log:20:45 < gradstudentbot> My experiment was working a second ago, but now it doesn't even work.
2014-07-29.log:21:08 < gradstudentbot> That's beyond the scope of my research.
2014-07-30.log:09:38 < gradstudentbot> You can't guarantee that.
2014-07-31.log:09:33 < gradstudentbot> I think my e.coli culture got friendzoned.
2014-08-01.log:12:51 < gradstudentbot> I am sponsored by Applied Biosystems.
2014-08-01.log:14:02 < gradstudentbot> I already have one of those in my collection, you know.
2014-08-02.log:09:03 < gradstudentbot> I am sponsored by Genentech.
2014-08-02.log:14:00 < gradstudentbot> Nobody is even going to read this paper.
2014-08-05.log:10:07 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, that's a really good question. I don't know, but I'll have to look into that.
2014-08-06.log:18:59 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, it's the new grad student's fault.
2014-08-08.log:14:34 < gradstudentbot> Who got mustard on my cell culture?
2014-08-08.log:14:38 < gradstudentbot> That would be highly informative, wouldn't it?
2014-08-08.log:16:19 < gradstudentbot> I'll be at the microscope.
2014-08-09.log:10:19 < gradstudentbot> Holy crap, I need to add that to my slide collection.
2014-08-09.log:10:31 < gradstudentbot> Wasn't there a paper about that?
2014-08-09.log:12:35 < gradstudentbot> Whatever, I'm really dating school anyway.
2014-08-09.log:15:50 < gradstudentbot> My study reveals that people are awesome at memorizing insecure passwords.
2014-08-09.log:21:54 < gradstudentbot> Where's my pellets?
2014-08-10.log:10:57 < gradstudentbot> Ugh, my clinical trial isn't going so well.
2014-08-11.log:09:43 < gradstudentbot> I'll be at the microscope.
2014-08-11.log:09:47 < gradstudentbot> Where are the hot plates?
2014-08-11.log:10:10 < gradstudentbot> Oh man, that's a great scrabble word. I got to write that down.
2014-08-11.log:10:56 < gradstudentbot> You know they keep the mice in better conditions than us.
2014-08-11.log:11:00 < gradstudentbot> Where did you put the revisions to the paper?
2014-08-11.log:14:49 < gradstudentbot> We simply don't do enough titrations in my lab.
2014-08-11.log:14:50 < gradstudentbot> I'm making a flamingo cell culture, but first I need to capture a flamingo, are you in?
2014-08-11.log:15:12 < gradstudentbot> I am completely satisfied with the size of my bench space.
2014-08-11.log:15:36 < gradstudentbot> So, I'll let you have my reagents when I'm done with my project.
2014-08-11.log:15:36 < gradstudentbot> Where are the pipettes?
2014-08-11.log:15:38 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, but that was only a sample size of one.
2014-09-04.log:20:52 < gradstudentbot> Dropped my sample.
2014-09-05.log:17:57 < gradstudentbot> I am busy researching.
2014-09-06.log:19:58 < gradstudentbot> It's not really significant, but there's definitely a trend.
2014-09-06.log:20:00 < gradstudentbot> I'm working on a paper, I need to be left alone.
2014-09-06.log:20:05 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, but his PI wrote his dissertation.
2015-08-05.log:08:30 < gradstudentbot> IOError: [Errno 2] No such file or directory: 'modules/quotes.txt' (file "/home/bryan/code/gradstudentbot/phenny/modules/quotes.py", line 8, in pick_quote)
2015-08-05.log:08:33 < gradstudentbot> You know, I can just do consulting.
2015-08-05.log:10:08 < gradstudentbot> Who used the last of the growth medium?
2015-08-05.log:13:00 < gradstudentbot> Don't phage me, bro.
2015-08-05.log:13:00 < gradstudentbot> Sorry for wasting your time.
2015-08-05.log:13:04 < gradstudentbot> I'm writing that up and it will be submitted soon.
2015-08-05.log:13:04 < gradstudentbot> Hey, I got 100% yield! Oh wait, no.
2015-08-05.log:13:13 < gradstudentbot> Haha, undergrads.
2015-08-05.log:13:45 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, but that was only a sample size of one.
2015-08-05.log:13:45 < gradstudentbot> Future work will focus on that.
2015-08-05.log:15:06 < gradstudentbot> I don't have enough data to form a hypothesis.
2015-08-05.log:15:31 < gradstudentbot> Can I get some more media?
2015-08-05.log:15:51 < gradstudentbot> Huh? I haven't read any papers on that.
2015-08-05.log:15:52 < gradstudentbot> Are the marmosets for anyone to use?
2015-08-05.log:15:52 < gradstudentbot> The paper was rejected.
2015-08-05.log:15:53 < gradstudentbot> Dropped my sample.
2015-08-05.log:15:53 < gradstudentbot> kanzure: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovEghdXC4tE
2015-08-05.log:15:54 < gradstudentbot> kanzure: Shit Graduate Students Say - YouTube
2015-08-05.log:16:40 < gradstudentbot> IOError: [Errno 2] No such file or directory: 'modules/quotes.txt' (file "/home/bryan/code/gradstudentbot/modules2/quotes.py", line 8, in pick_quote)
2015-08-05.log:16:53 < gradstudentbot> I was searching for a new particle that alters gene expression, didn't find it, but didn't refute it's existence either. But then some other asshole professor at another school found it.
2015-08-06.log:15:22 < gradstudentbot> These findings indicate that extensive genetic engineering of human hematopoiesis can be achieved with lentiviral vectors.
2015-08-07.log:06:15 < gradstudentbot> I really like him, but some of his work is really problematic.
2015-08-07.log:06:31 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, it's significant.
2015-08-07.log:13:13 < gradstudentbot> I was sponsored by George Church. That is, until I fell through the wormhole at the far end of the lab.
2015-08-07.log:13:21 < gradstudentbot> That's not really surprising since they did it ex vivo.
2015-08-07.log:13:37 < gradstudentbot> Am I going to be first author?
2015-08-07.log:13:38 < gradstudentbot> Friends don't let friends go to super school.
2015-08-08.log:09:37 < gradstudentbot> Protip: don't trust random pipette tips laying around.
2015-08-09.log:08:22 < gradstudentbot> Is there free food at that seminar?
2015-08-09.log:09:46 < gradstudentbot> I haven't seen my PI in like a week.
2015-08-09.log:09:49 < gradstudentbot> I am sponsored by the Beijing Genomics Institute.
2015-08-09.log:09:58 < gradstudentbot> Non-binding electrons are completely useless, they should just leave.
2015-08-09.log:10:16 < gradstudentbot> Don't phage me, bro.
2015-08-09.log:10:16 < gradstudentbot> The grant got rejected.
2015-08-09.log:10:51 < gradstudentbot> I feel like you don't completely comprehend the scope of this work.
2015-08-09.log:12:12 < gradstudentbot> It's a social construct.
2015-08-09.log:17:21 < gradstudentbot> There's no way to know for sure.
2015-08-10.log:11:05 < gradstudentbot> Do you have references for that?
2015-08-10.log:11:06 < gradstudentbot> It's contaminated.
2015-08-10.log:14:07 < gradstudentbot> None of my experiments are working.
2015-08-10.log:17:27 < gradstudentbot> Anyone else think pol II looks like a butt?
2015-08-11.log:06:44 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, I don't know.
2015-08-12.log:06:49 < gradstudentbot> I am sponsored by Invitrogen.
2015-08-12.log:07:09 < gradstudentbot> Perhaps some poor russian machinist concocted it to sell to a collector.
2015-08-12.log:07:34 < gradstudentbot> That's not really surprising since they did it ex vivo.
2015-08-12.log:07:53 < gradstudentbot> That's definitely a Nature paper.
2015-08-12.log:10:21 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, I'm just looking for a journal that will take that paper.
2015-08-12.log:18:17 < gradstudentbot> My study reveals that people are awesome at memorizing insecure passwords.
2015-08-13.log:06:39 < gradstudentbot> I don't have enough data to form a hypothesis.
2015-08-13.log:09:36 < gradstudentbot> Could you get me access to his organs?
2015-08-14.log:04:07 < gradstudentbot> No no no no! Use your key commands!
2015-08-14.log:12:24 < gradstudentbot> When is he back from sabbatical?
2015-08-14.log:17:35 < gradstudentbot> Should this be on ice?
2015-08-15.log:07:20 < gradstudentbot> Apparently my PI got this grant back in 1961. I think ARPA has forgotten about the lab and everything.
2015-08-15.log:07:31 < gradstudentbot> Uh, interesting question.
2015-08-15.log:09:15 < gradstudentbot> Could you get me access to his organs?
2015-08-15.log:09:15 < gradstudentbot> I punched my PI and that's why I work here now :\
2015-08-15.log:09:18 < gradstudentbot> I have to read all these articles.
2015-08-15.log:09:20 < gradstudentbot> The paper got rejected.
2015-08-15.log:16:14 < gradstudentbot> That paper is clearly bullshit.
2015-08-15.log:16:25 < gradstudentbot> I don't know what to tell you, I thought I would have graduated by now.
2015-08-15.log:17:06 < gradstudentbot> Where did you put the revisions to the paper?
2015-08-15.log:17:11 < gradstudentbot> Did you order the carbon nanotubes yet?
2015-08-15.log:17:11 < gradstudentbot> Hey, that could be your research project.
2015-08-15.log:17:14 < gradstudentbot> We were out of the right dye, so I just used an equivalent.
2015-08-15.log:20:58 < gradstudentbot> I am busy researching.
2015-08-16.log:10:32 < gradstudentbot> Uh, interesting question.
2015-08-16.log:18:58 < gradstudentbot> Protip: I wouldn't go to the far end of the lab alone.
2015-08-17.log:02:57 < gradstudentbot> Oh a sales rep? No, I'm not busy, sure I have time to talk.
2015-08-17.log:11:52 < gradstudentbot> Cancer: still not cured.
2015-08-17.log:21:53 < gradstudentbot> Anyone else think pol II looks like a butt?
2015-08-18.log:05:12 < gradstudentbot> Don't phage me, bro.
2015-08-18.log:05:53 < gradstudentbot> I am sponsored by New England Biolabs.
2015-08-18.log:06:26 < gradstudentbot> I am writing the abstract.
2015-08-18.log:12:02 < gradstudentbot> Hah, look at figure 6. That's definitely a little weird.
2015-08-18.log:12:08 < gradstudentbot> Which calculator do you need? I have a TI-83 and a TI-84.
2015-08-18.log:13:54 < gradstudentbot> Hah, look at figure 6. That's definitely a little weird.
2015-08-18.log:15:21 < gradstudentbot> Well, it looks better if you see it through a UV scope.
2015-08-19.log:20:54 < gradstudentbot> My PI went fishing in 1987 for proteins associated with cancer. He hasn't returned yet.
2015-08-19.log:20:54 < gradstudentbot> This laproscopic camera is so easy to use.
2015-08-19.log:20:55 < gradstudentbot> I'll be at the microscope.
2015-08-19.log:20:56 < gradstudentbot> Hey, does anyone have an extra undergrad?
2015-08-19.log:20:56 < gradstudentbot> Apparently my PI got this grant back in 1961. I think ARPA has forgotten about the lab and everything.
2015-08-19.log:20:56 < gradstudentbot> Blah, why won't they just kick me out.
2015-08-19.log:20:56 < gradstudentbot> They're not recording lectures so now I have to go to class every day.
2015-08-19.log:20:56 < gradstudentbot> Where did all my bands go?
2015-08-19.log:20:57 < gradstudentbot> Where did all my bands go?
2015-08-19.log:20:57 < gradstudentbot> His lab is so awkward.
2015-08-19.log:21:00 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, it should take me about 2 days.
2015-08-19.log:21:04 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, I'm familiar with the technique. Sort of.
2015-08-21.log:15:09 < gradstudentbot> Haha, undergrads.
2015-08-21.log:15:13 < gradstudentbot> Just wait until the ethics review board never hears about this.
2015-08-21.log:15:15 < gradstudentbot> Oh yeah, isn't that already a part on the biobrick registry?
2015-08-21.log:15:23 < gradstudentbot> My matlab crashed.
2015-08-21.log:15:24 < gradstudentbot> Blah, why won't they just kick me out.
2015-08-21.log:15:33 < gradstudentbot> Who's in charge of the master mix?
2015-08-21.log:15:49 < gradstudentbot> I am kind of curious what he has a Ph.D. in, I can't really find this anywhere, it could be underwater basket weaving for all I know.
2015-08-21.log:15:49 < gradstudentbot> I don't know whether I am Turing dreaming that I am a machine, or a machine dreaming that I am Turing!
2015-08-21.log:15:51 < gradstudentbot> Wow, I'm definitely not including this data in the paper.
2015-08-21.log:16:33 < gradstudentbot> I am sponsored by the Beijing Genomics Institute.
2015-08-22.log:10:35 < gradstudentbot> Which calculator do you need? I have a TI-83 and a TI-84.
2015-08-22.log:10:44 < gradstudentbot> My experiment was working a second ago, but now it doesn't even work.
2015-08-22.log:11:50 < gradstudentbot> Is this going to count as my ethics training?
2015-08-22.log:17:29 < gradstudentbot> That paper is clearly bullshit.
2015-08-22.log:18:07 < gradstudentbot> Wasn't that a Nature paper?
2015-08-23.log:09:28 < gradstudentbot> I hope they kick me out.
2015-08-23.log:09:47 < gradstudentbot> The paper was rejected.
2015-08-23.log:14:50 < gradstudentbot> May I ask what formula did you use?
2015-08-23.log:14:59 < gradstudentbot> My experiment was working a second ago, but now it doesn't even work.
2015-08-23.log:15:03 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, I don't know.
2015-08-23.log:16:05 < gradstudentbot> That's definitely a Nature paper.
2015-08-23.log:17:14 < gradstudentbot> Holy crap, I need to add that to my slide collection.
2015-08-23.log:18:09 < gradstudentbot> My code works. I have no idea why...
2015-08-23.log:18:12 < gradstudentbot> Have you read this paper?
2015-08-24.log:15:02 < gradstudentbot> You can't guarantee that.
2015-08-26.log:12:48 < gradstudentbot> Wow, I'm definitely not including this data in the paper.
2015-08-26.log:13:29 < gradstudentbot> Where are the thermometers?
2015-08-26.log:13:34 < gradstudentbot> Did you see that hack?
2015-08-26.log:13:34 < gradstudentbot> My matlab crashed.
2015-08-28.log:05:49 < gradstudentbot> Who got mustard on my cell culture?
2015-08-28.log:19:54 < gradstudentbot> Should I be doing this in the fume hood?
2015-08-29.log:15:01 < gradstudentbot> Hey, I got 100% yield! Oh wait, no.
2015-08-30.log:15:17 < gradstudentbot> Hah, look at figure 6. That's definitely a little weird.
2015-08-31.log:06:40 < gradstudentbot> I haven't written the abstract.
2015-08-31.log:07:21 < gradstudentbot> Oh yeah, I'll pay you once my stipend posts.
2015-09-01.log:08:41 < gradstudentbot> My code doesn't work. I have no idea why...
2015-09-01.log:09:47 < gradstudentbot> May I ask what formula did you use?
2015-09-01.log:09:55 < gradstudentbot> The autoclave smells really good.
2015-09-02.log:08:40 < gradstudentbot> Am I going to be first author?
2015-09-02.log:12:30 < gradstudentbot> You used the wrong formula.
2015-09-04.log:01:10 < gradstudentbot> Well, that paper was actually retracted.
2015-09-04.log:11:59 < gradstudentbot> I haven't written the abstract.
2015-09-04.log:12:44 < gradstudentbot> Can I borrow some sulphuric acid?
2015-09-04.log:12:56 < gradstudentbot> My pub of choice is pubmed.
2015-09-04.log:12:58 < gradstudentbot> Blah, why won't they just kick me out.
2015-09-04.log:14:28 < gradstudentbot> How many papers do you have published?
2015-09-06.log:09:20 < gradstudentbot> I think the centrifuge is broken.
2015-09-06.log:09:26 < gradstudentbot> I have this really good idea. I just can't get it to work.
2016-09-02.log:21:55 < gradstudentbot> IOError: [Errno 2] No such file or directory: 'modules2/quotes.txt' (file "/home/bryan/code/gradstudentbot/modules2/quotes.py", line 8, in pick_quote)
2016-09-02.log:21:55 < gradstudentbot> How many pages do I owe you?
2016-09-03.log:07:48 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, I read the paper, I just don't remember the details.
2016-09-05.log:09:01 < gradstudentbot> I think my PI hates me.
2016-09-05.log:09:13 < gradstudentbot> So, there's this really good conference in Spain that I want to attend.
2016-09-07.log:11:33 < gradstudentbot> That's enzymatically impossible.
2016-09-07.log:11:44 < gradstudentbot> Oh, are you done writing that paper already?
2016-09-07.log:14:37 < gradstudentbot> I'm glad you brought that up, I'm going to do that right now.
2016-09-07.log:14:52 < gradstudentbot> I'm only doing this to get tenure.
2016-09-09.log:03:31 < gradstudentbot> I am sponsored by Genentech.
2016-09-09.log:11:25 < gradstudentbot> I'll be at the microscope.
2016-09-09.log:17:19 < gradstudentbot> My project sucks.
2016-09-12.log:10:40 < gradstudentbot> I lost my pipette.
2016-09-12.log:11:34 < gradstudentbot> Paper submitted.
2016-09-13.log:13:12 < gradstudentbot> Blah, I'm going to quit.
2016-09-13.log:13:22 < gradstudentbot> I could never be a PI.
2016-09-13.log:16:44 < gradstudentbot> Does anyone have some seaborgium for my collection?
2016-09-13.log:16:46 < gradstudentbot> I really like him, but some of his work is really problematic.
2016-09-13.log:20:00 < gradstudentbot> I am sponsored by Genentech.
2016-09-14.log:08:28 < gradstudentbot> You know, I'd like to biopsy that butt.
2016-09-14.log:21:24 < gradstudentbot> Perhaps some poor russian machinist concocted it to sell to a collector.
2016-09-15.log:12:58 < gradstudentbot> I think my e.coli culture got friendzoned.
2016-09-15.log:13:22 < gradstudentbot> What the hell is up with these indecisive transcription factors?
2016-09-16.log:04:02 < gradstudentbot> Who's doing journal club today?
2016-09-17.log:00:01 < gradstudentbot> I think using the laser is making me sterile.
2016-09-17.log:12:39 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, it's the new grad student's fault.
2016-09-17.log:16:56 < gradstudentbot> I am sponsored by George Whitesides.
2016-09-17.log:21:04 < gradstudentbot> Holy crap, I need to add that to my slide collection.
2016-09-17.log:21:49 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, I don't know.
2016-09-19.log:12:16 < gradstudentbot> None of this data makes sense.
2016-09-19.log:12:44 < gradstudentbot> Anyone else think pol II looks like a butt?
2016-09-19.log:12:53 < gradstudentbot> Friends don't let friends go to super school.
2016-09-20.log:13:30 < gradstudentbot> I think using the laser is making me sterile.
2016-09-20.log:17:29 < gradstudentbot> If I break my arm, do I still have to present tomorrow?
2016-09-20.log:20:52 < gradstudentbot> Where are the thermometers?
2016-09-21.log:17:51 < gradstudentbot> My labview crashed.
2016-09-21.log:17:56 < gradstudentbot> If I was your endoplasmic reticulum, would you want me smooth or would you want me rough?
2016-09-21.log:21:51 < gradstudentbot> Why did I go to grad school?
2016-09-22.log:10:37 < gradstudentbot> Is there free food at that seminar?
2016-09-22.log:14:33 < gradstudentbot> Can I take a nap yet?
2016-09-22.log:14:41 < gradstudentbot> The results of my study indicate that the climate is about to get really weird.
2016-09-22.log:20:13 < gradstudentbot> Blah, I'm going to quit.
2016-09-23.log:07:21 < gradstudentbot> The paper got rejected.
2016-09-23.log:07:52 < gradstudentbot> Don't phage me, bro.
2017-11-10.log:21:11 < gradstudentbot> IOError: [Errno 2] No such file or directory: 'modules2/quotes.txt' (file "/home/bryan/code/gradstudentbot/modules2/quotes.py", line 8, in pick_quote)
2017-11-10.log:21:12 < gradstudentbot> I am sponsored by the Beijing Genomics Institute.
2017-11-10.log:21:12 < gradstudentbot> Do you have references for that?
2017-11-10.log:21:13 < gradstudentbot> Are you ever going to publish that?
2017-11-10.log:22:24 < gradstudentbot> The thing about this particular theory is that it's excellent at predicting ethnic conflicts which have already happened.
2017-11-10.log:22:24 < gradstudentbot> His lab is so awkward.
2017-11-10.log:22:24 < gradstudentbot> Does this look contaminated to you?
2017-11-10.log:22:25 < gradstudentbot> Can I get Saturday off?
2017-11-10.log:22:25 < gradstudentbot> Ugh, my clinical trial isn't going so well.
2017-11-11.log:14:18 < gradstudentbot> I think I just cured cancer. Wow.
2017-11-13.log:09:51 < gradstudentbot> Holy crap, I need to add that to my slide collection.
2017-11-13.log:16:27 < gradstudentbot> That's definitely a Cell paper.
2017-11-14.log:10:17 < gradstudentbot> Should have gone to med school.
2017-11-14.log:10:23 < gradstudentbot> The paper was rejected.
2017-11-14.log:10:28 < gradstudentbot> Who used the last of the growth medium?
2017-11-14.log:11:12 < gradstudentbot> Why did I go to grad school?
2017-11-14.log:12:52 < gradstudentbot> It's not really significant, but there's definitely a trend.
2017-11-14.log:13:52 < gradstudentbot> Oh a sales rep? No, I'm not busy, sure I have time to talk.
2017-11-15.log:06:10 < gradstudentbot> Are there any of those hamster ovaries left?
2017-11-15.log:06:30 < gradstudentbot> Can I get my own desk?
2017-11-17.log:11:28 < gradstudentbot> If you help me, I'll put you on the paper.
2017-11-17.log:12:15 < gradstudentbot> Does Jesus know about dysprosium?
2017-11-17.log:12:20 < gradstudentbot> Do I have to go through the IRB for that?
2017-11-17.log:12:21 < gradstudentbot> Hood life: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=296519020495014
2017-11-17.log:12:22 < gradstudentbot> I had to remind my professor who I was today.
2017-11-17.log:13:56 < gradstudentbot> Don't disturb me. I'm reorganizing my slide collection.
2017-11-17.log:13:59 < gradstudentbot> Protip: don't trust random pipette tips laying around.
2017-11-17.log:13:59 < gradstudentbot> I am sponsored by New England Biolabs.
2017-11-17.log:17:43 < gradstudentbot> Wasn't that a Nature paper?
2017-11-17.log:17:44 < gradstudentbot> Who used the last of the buffer?
2017-11-17.log:18:23 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, it's significant.
2017-11-17.log:19:59 < gradstudentbot> I think using the laser is making me sterile.
2017-11-18.log:12:20 < gradstudentbot> You know they keep the mice in better conditions than us.
2017-11-20.log:19:13 < gradstudentbot> Friends don't let friends go to super school.
2017-11-20.log:19:26 < gradstudentbot> Can I get some more media?
2017-11-20.log:19:28 < gradstudentbot> I could never be a PI.
2017-11-20.log:19:42 < gradstudentbot> Wow, that would be a great sample to add to my collection.
2017-11-20.log:19:50 < gradstudentbot> This seems to be based on surface normals.
2017-11-21.log:10:05 < gradstudentbot> I'm glad you brought that up, I'm going to do that right now.
2017-11-21.log:10:06 < gradstudentbot> I think my e.coli culture walked out the building.
2017-11-21.log:10:07 < maaku> just making a joke off "<gradstudentbot> I'm glad you brought that up, I'm going to do that right now." and the link to autonomous slaughterbots above; ignore me
2017-11-21.log:10:07 < gradstudentbot> The paper was rejected.
2017-11-21.log:10:51 < gradstudentbot> I remember the paper, I just don't remember the details.
2017-11-22.log:07:27 < gradstudentbot> My PI went fishing in 1987 for proteins associated with cancer. He hasn't returned yet.
2017-11-22.log:08:02 < gradstudentbot> The protocol is wrong.
2017-11-22.log:16:38 < gradstudentbot> Dude, you contaminated my experiment.
2017-11-22.log:16:41 < gradstudentbot> Do you have references for that?
2017-11-22.log:17:00 < gradstudentbot> Got halfway through figuring out all the cell signalling molecules in psoriasis when the cells died and the data couldn't be replicated, so psoriasis is really hard to cure guys don't get it
2017-11-24.log:16:15 < gradstudentbot> I don't know whether I am Turing dreaming that I am a machine, or a machine dreaming that I am Turing!
2017-11-25.log:11:20 < gradstudentbot> My labview crashed.
2017-11-25.log:11:46 < gradstudentbot> Don't mess with me, I'm a world pipetting champion 14 years running.
2017-11-26.log:21:09 < gradstudentbot> Blah, I'm going to quit.
2017-11-28.log:10:07 < gradstudentbot> Should this be on ice?
2017-11-28.log:10:28 < gradstudentbot> I am busy researching.
2017-11-28.log:10:36 < gradstudentbot> The real reason I wanted to join this lab was because I love to clean glassware.
2017-11-28.log:10:43 < gradstudentbot> Oh, that's problematic.
2017-12-01.log:10:05 < gradstudentbot> Protip: I wouldn't go to the far end of the lab alone.
2017-12-01.log:20:28 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, but that was only a sample size of one.
2017-12-02.log:06:42 < gradstudentbot> The grant got rejected.
2017-12-02.log:07:50 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, but biobricks don't even work.
2017-12-02.log:08:22 < gradstudentbot> Am I required to keep the human subjects alive?
2017-12-02.log:08:22 < gradstudentbot> Can I get my own desk?
2017-12-02.log:08:22 < gradstudentbot> You know they keep the mice in better conditions than us.
2017-12-02.log:08:23 < gradstudentbot> Who has the latest revisions on the paper?
2017-12-02.log:09:26 < gradstudentbot> Who's doing journal club today?
2017-12-02.log:12:15 < gradstudentbot> Which calculator do you need? I have a TI-83 and a TI-84.
2017-12-03.log:09:13 < gradstudentbot> That's definitely a Cell paper.
2017-12-05.log:09:37 < gradstudentbot> It's contaminated.
2017-12-05.log:12:25 < gradstudentbot> I think I'd like to try to write the paper myself.
2017-12-06.log:08:53 < gradstudentbot> I am kind of curious what he has a Ph.D. in, I can't really find this anywhere, it could be underwater basket weaving for all I know.
2017-12-07.log:16:58 < gradstudentbot> Are you published?
2017-12-07.log:18:09 < gradstudentbot> Is that published?
2017-12-09.log:16:46 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, I couldn't repeat that.
2017-12-11.log:16:30 < gradstudentbot> Oh there might be something on scihub about this.
2017-12-12.log:09:45 < gradstudentbot> If I break my arm, do I still have to present tomorrow?
2017-12-12.log:10:37 < gradstudentbot> Just wait until the ethics review board never hears about this.
2017-12-12.log:18:36 < gradstudentbot> I don't know whether I am Turing dreaming that I am a machine, or a machine dreaming that I am Turing!
2017-12-12.log:23:25 < gradstudentbot> I don't know, I think that's kind of problematic.
2017-12-12.log:23:30 < gradstudentbot> I really like him, but some of his work is really problematic.
2017-12-12.log:23:31 < gradstudentbot> It was in Science last month.
2017-12-13.log:06:08 < gradstudentbot> I think I have ebola.
2017-12-13.log:11:32 < gradstudentbot> Oh man, that's a great scrabble word. I got to write that down.
2017-12-13.log:15:19 < gradstudentbot> I'm making a flamingo cell culture, but first I need to capture a flamingo, are you in?
2017-12-13.log:16:38 < gradstudentbot> You know, I hear you make more money being a garbage man.
2017-12-13.log:16:50 < gradstudentbot> Where did all my bands go?
2017-12-13.log:18:29 < gradstudentbot> When is he back from sabbatical?
2017-12-13.log:18:52 < gradstudentbot> This laproscopic camera is so easy to use.
2017-12-13.log:18:55 < gradstudentbot> You can be fourth author.
2017-12-14.log:12:41 < gradstudentbot> Wow, very ethical.
2017-12-14.log:12:52 < gradstudentbot> I think my e.coli culture walked out the building.
2017-12-14.log:12:56 < gradstudentbot> Haha, undergrads.
2017-12-14.log:20:43 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, I don't know.
2017-12-14.log:22:58 < gradstudentbot> I coauthored a paper about that a few years ago.
2017-12-15.log:01:49 < gradstudentbot> Is there free food at that seminar?
2017-12-15.log:17:14 < gradstudentbot> Well, I can't really talk about it because I'm trying to get it published in Science or Nature.
2017-12-16.log:23:14 < gradstudentbot> Oh a sales rep? No, I'm not busy, sure I have time to talk.
2017-12-16.log:23:15 < gradstudentbot> What the heck is tantalum and how do I acquire some for my collection?
2017-12-16.log:23:15 < gradstudentbot> Yeah, I'm just looking for a journal that will take that paper.
2017-12-16.log:23:16 < gradstudentbot> Which calculator do you need? I have a TI-83 and a TI-84.
2017-12-16.log:23:16 < gradstudentbot> Guys, where are my samples?
2017-12-16.log:23:16 < gradstudentbot> I have to order new primers.
2017-12-17.log:17:08 < gradstudentbot> That's definitely a Nature paper.
2017-12-17.log:17:08 < gradstudentbot> Future work will focus on that.
2017-12-17.log:17:08 < gradstudentbot> Where's my pellets?
2017-12-17.log:17:08 < gradstudentbot> I am kind of curious what he has a Ph.D. in, I can't really find this anywhere, it could be underwater basket weaving for all I know.
2017-12-17.log:17:09 < gradstudentbot> My matlab crashed.
2017-12-17.log:17:09 < gradstudentbot> My code works. I have no idea why...
2017-12-17.log:17:09 < gradstudentbot> Why did I go to grad school?
2017-12-17.log:17:09 < gradstudentbot> Friends don't let friends go to super school.
2017-12-17.log:17:09 < gradstudentbot> I think using the laser is making me sterile.
2017-12-17.log:17:09 < gradstudentbot> Oh there might be something on scihub about this.
2017-12-17.log:17:10 < gradstudentbot> I think my PI hates me.
2017-12-17.log:17:10 < gradstudentbot> Guys, where are my samples?
2017-12-17.log:17:10 < gradstudentbot> Did you order the carbon nanotubes yet?
2017-12-17.log:17:10 < gradstudentbot> None of my experiments are working.
2017-12-17.log:17:11 < maaku> <gradstudentbot> That's definitely a Nature paper.
2017-12-17.log:17:11 < gradstudentbot> How many pages do I owe you?
2017-12-17.log:17:12 < gradstudentbot> Man, if only I could biopsy his organs.
2017-12-17.log:17:13 < gradstudentbot> Ugh, my clinical trial isn't going so well.
2017-12-18.log:05:55 < gradstudentbot> Cancer: still not cured.
2017-12-18.log:11:59 < gradstudentbot> Did you see that hack?
2017-12-18.log:12:16 < gradstudentbot> I hope they kick me out.