2009-05-05.log

--- Day changed Tue May 05 2009
ybitdecent video to watch while chowing on lunch: http://vodpod.com/watch/1081030-henry-markram-designing-the-human-mind01:02
kanzure-is this new?01:02
ybitoct. 200801:02
ybiti haven't seen it yet, i just kind of figured that it's decent01:02
kanzure-"biological refinement strategy" was a slide from the 2005 presentation, but it wasn't readable01:09
-!- any60077089 is now known as katsmeow-afk01:10
kanzure-"plug in biological data and get a brain out on the other side"01:16
kanzure-fenn: awake?01:33
xp_prgthe brain is more complex then they think it is01:38
kanzure-than who thinks it is?01:39
genehackerso kanzure you remember that program we used for CFD?03:38
genehackercan it solve ODE's?03:38
kanzure"Neurons in the orbitofrontal cortex encode economic value" <- wtf03:49
kanzureyeah, but I wouldn't suggest using it03:49
kanzurego get octave or maxima03:49
kanzureor sympy03:49
genehackerhmmm03:52
genehackerprobably not allowed to do that in retrospect03:52
genehackerthough there is no rule against it...03:53
kanzuremy head hurts.03:57
genehackerhahaha04:18
genehackerthis working model documentation says working model can do some pretty crazy stuff04:32
genehackerlike access other applications04:35
kanzure-all applications can do that.04:39
kanzure-that's called programming and APIs... and stuff.04:39
genehackerthis is something that's going to be running on my teacher's computer04:41
genehackerhmmm....04:42
genehackerit's just something I didn't expect from a program like this04:44
kanzure-why are you doing homework on the week of final exams04:50
genehackerit isn't final exams week yet04:51
genehackerthis is a bonus lab04:52
genehackerIE make a pool trick shot with a kinematic modeller04:52
kanzure-CEO position at Alcor is open05:00
kanzure-any takers?05:00
kanzure-they are about to nominate an Austin-area church advocate who wrote a childrens' book on cryonics05:01
wrldpc_wow05:01
-!- any17551714 is now known as katsmeow05:03
kanzure-wonder what happened to the last CEO05:06
kanzure-cue cryogenics jokes.05:06
genehackerhe's in storage05:07
genehackerwhy would working model want to change the desktop wallpaper?05:19
kanzure-across-int1 = (across-int2 * 2)/D_gear05:28
kanzure-across2 = (across-int1*D_gear)/205:29
kanzure-across-int2 = (across-int1*D_gear)/205:29
kanzure-what's the point of this05:29
kanzure-across-int2 is defined as across-int1, and across-int1 is defined as across-int205:29
kanzure-this is retarded05:29
genehacker????]05:35
-!- katsmeow is now known as katsmeow-afk06:04
kanzure-linear, proportional, .. what's next? logarithmic, right?06:25
kanzure-ah, logarithmic proportionalities06:26
kanzure-genehacker: do you see many logarithmic proportionalities between basic machine elements in the designs you look at?06:29
genehacker???06:32
genehackerlog function cam?06:32
genehackerI'm not sure what you mean06:33
kanzureis there a log function cam?06:49
genehackeryeah06:51
genehackerthere are sin computers06:51
genehackeryou name it06:51
genehackerwhat the fuck is a recursion function06:51
kanzureare you serious?06:51
genehackeryes06:51
kanzurea recursive function is one that, essentially, calls itself06:52
genehackerfunction result=mysteriousfunction( x )06:52
genehackerif ( x == 0 )06:52
genehackerresult = 0;06:52
genehackerelse06:52
genehackerresult = x + mysteriousfunction( x - 1 );06:52
genehackerend06:52
kanzureright06:52
genehackerwhat does this do?06:52
genehackerI know what it does for zero06:52
kanzurewell, what happens when you call it for x=506:52
genehackerI get 1506:52
kanzureresult = x + result = x-1 + result = x-2 + result = x-3 + result = x-4 + result = x-5 + ..06:53
kanzureer, except that my syntax sucks06:53
genehackeroh06:53
genehackerok06:53
kanzureresult = x + (result = x-1 + (result = x-2 + (result = x-3 + (result = x-4 + (result = x-5 + ..)))))06:53
genehackerok06:53
kanzuremake sense?06:54
genehackerI can see why they are awesome now06:54
* kanzure sighs06:54
genehackeranyway look up logarithmic follower cam06:55
genehackerno wait06:56
genehackerlook up basic fire control mechanisms it's in there06:58
genehackerhttp://www.hnsa.org/doc/op1140/op1140-2.pdf07:04
genehackersomewhere in cams I think07:04
genehackerwhy do you ask?07:05
kanzure because I don't trust this paper07:05
kanzureit's basically claiming that proportional relations are enough for every mechanical design problem07:05
kanzureproportional relations between variables of different mechanisms, basically07:05
genehackerhmmmm...07:06
genehackertake a look at some disk integrators then07:07
ybithttp://abcnews.go.com/GMA/story?id=7493337&page=1 :: "brain bucket" mri08:55
-!- fenn_ is now known as fenn09:59
kardan_hi there13:48
kardan_is there a bank or foundation for open source hardware13:48
kardan_my idea is this: there are plenty of useful projects which should be supported.13:50
kardan_we could organize the distribution in the way that parts go to the foundation13:52
kardan_.. which will purchase resources in bigger amounts what is cheaper13:54
fennkardan__i: yes, see http://oshwbank.org/ but it's new and unproven and possibly only for investing and not "group buys"14:40
fennreprap research foundation was doing group buy stuff (sort of) until the guy doing all the work 'sold out'14:41
fenni must admit i dont really understand the concept14:43
-!- Utopiah is now known as UtopiahGHML14:47
xp_prgwhat is mtDNA?17:18
xp_prgSNP chip from Affymetrix (SNP 6) is there a picture of this chip?17:22
-!- kardan__i is now known as kardan17:41
kardanfenni i googled reprap - its a great site18:02
kardan-i18:02
kanzuresleep sucks. where have the hours of my day gone?18:43
wrldpc_What are some alternate forms of computation besides electrically-based logic gates.21:08
wrldpc_silicon-based logic gates with electrical premises.21:09
wrldpc_can't you compute with droplets of water?21:09
wrldpc_bacteria?21:09
fennbubbles21:10
fennquantum states21:10
fennjust about anything really21:10
fennthe trick is finding something quick, convenient, and reliable21:11
fennthere is even a 'journal of unconventional computation'21:11
kanzure-graphene chip stuff21:11
kanzure-DNA. (baaad)21:11
kanzure-proteins..21:11
fennjust saying DNA or protein doesn't really explain what sort of mechanism you're using21:12
kanzure-sorry21:12
fenns'ok21:12
kanzure-wrldpc_: what are you actually asking21:12
wrldpc_excellent ... I'm just responding to this lady in regards to the mishandling of the application of x-ray and chemical technologies in the early 50s that (according to her) resulted in all kinds of nasty collateral damage.21:14
kanzure-fenn: I have the adesign source code.21:15
kanzure-now I just have to act like I understand lisp21:15
kanzure-so I was wondering what to do.. I got some data from the algae lab stuff,21:28
kanzure-but all of the data has no labels21:28
fennwrldpc_: chemicals + x-rays + ignorance != functional computer21:39
wrldpc_yeah i realize that21:39
wrldpc_but the manufacturing of computers is wasteful and toxic ... a new computational paradigm whereby we GROW our computers vs. smith them would prove more ecologically prudent.21:40
wrldpc_whatever.  my convo with her is a play.21:40
fennjust don't say 'genetically modified'21:41
fennmy brother was working on some photonic crystal stuff.. optical circuits made of nothing but silica microspheres21:43
fennthe circuit properties arise from empty spots in the lattice21:43
kanzurefenn has a brother?21:44
fennsergeant sandwich is his latest handle21:44
kanzureon what21:45
fennam i my brother's keeper?21:45
kanzurewhat?21:45
fenn-- Genesis 4:9  (thank you, google)21:46
xp_prgwrldpc_ that is a project I want to do!21:47
wrldpc_compute pi with water droplets?21:47
fenncontemplate your navel with your navel?21:48
wrldpc_whoa cool fenn re: crystal computation21:48
fenni have the paper around here somewhere21:48
wrldpc_yo dawg21:48
fennkanzure: please chmod +t /var/www/papers/ on adl.serveftp.org21:54
fennand o+w21:56
fenni guess sticky bit isnt actually necessary21:56
kanzurewhat's wrong with /var/www/papers ?22:00
fenni can't put stuff there22:01
kanzureok, done22:01
fennmuwahahahaha22:01
kanzure?22:01
fennoh, excuse me.22:01
kanzureI think a+rw would have been more nefarious22:02
fennum, that's essentially what you just did22:02
fennso.. here is that paper http://adl.serveftp.org/papers/lipkowitz_photonic_crystal_defects.pdf22:03
katsmeow-afkbesides, it redirects to /apache2-default, and 22:04
katsmeow-afkFrom: http://adl.serveftp.org/apache2-default/22:04
katsmeow-afkNot Found22:04
fenndoes not22:05
kanzureshould I be rsyncing' to adl.serveftp.org for /books/papers/ on heybryan.org/22:13
kanzure?22:13
kanzurewould anyone find that helpful/useful22:13
* kanzure is making boxes for packing22:14
xp_prgkanzure you moving?22:15
* fenn is packing boxes for making22:15
fennoops i said a dirty word22:15
kanzurefor doing what now?22:15
kanzurexp_prg: yes22:15
kanzureI'm moving to the moon22:15
xp_prgwhere you moving to?22:15
kanzurethe moon22:15
fennthe dark side of the sun22:15
xp_prgdo you have a uhaul spaceship?22:15
kanzureuh, I have my own trailer22:16
kanzurethank you very much22:16
xp_prgand it is a spaceship trailer?22:16
kanzureif I say yes, you're always going to want to be using it22:17
xp_prgthat is true22:17
fennare you going to ride the bus to school or what?22:18
kanzurebus, maybe biking22:18
fenni attempted to ride to campus yesterday to see how bad it was.. piece of crap bike had a tear in the tire and went flat at about 6th street22:19
fennso then i got to see how long it takes to walk back from downtown :)22:19
* xp_prg hugs fenn so he won't be sad about his tire22:20
fennthe new tire has these enormous knobs on it.. the rim is wobbly so the knobs rub against the frame22:20
fenndid i mention i hate mountain bikes?22:20
kanzureI'm not getting a mountain bike, as it turns out22:22
kanzureI don't know how I am able to afford any of this22:22
fennhow much is th rent?22:23
xp_prgkanzure are you moving to california?22:24
fennyes, we're all going to sleep on your couch for three months22:25
fennnot at the same time22:25
fennin an ambulatory, wave-like fashion22:25
* fenn gets out the bilge pump22:25
xp_prgkanzure where are you moving to?!22:29
fennxp_prg: hey. i'm curious, how do you actually make money?22:30
fenni mean, there must be some mechanism that causes people to eventually give you some22:32
fennguess i scared everybody off22:38
kanzureI was eating22:41
xp_prgI make computer software, what do you do fenn?22:46
fennxp_prg: you evaded the question. what i want to know is how you actually convince people to give you money22:47
xp_prgwith computer software I make22:47
fennso do you make the software first and then somehow convince them they should pay you?22:48
fennand how do you know anyone will want it?22:48
xp_prgwell I have an interview, then they see how good I am, and hire me and stuff22:48
kanzure..22:48
kanzurewhy is it that jobfulness seems to be inversely proportional to intelligence?22:48
fennhey, what? hire you.. 22:48
fenni thought you said you made computer software and they give you money in return22:49
xp_prgyes for my job22:49
fennkanzure: the grocery store never called back :(22:49
xp_prgI helped kanzure with software and he liked it :>22:49
kanzureyou were the most terrible programmer ever22:50
kanzurewhat are you talking about22:50
xp_prgwell you put it in your repository!22:50
kanzurewhere?22:50
xp_prgI don't know you said you did22:50
fennxp_prg: ok so people give you money because you satisfy some kind of job requirements, is this correct?22:50
xp_prgyes22:50
kanzuredo you negotiate those requirements upfront?22:50
fennxp_prg: what are the job requirements?22:50
xp_prgto implement user requirements in software on time, on budget, and within performance/quality metrics22:51
fennok 'on budget' is clearly fluff since you're getting paid22:52
fenn'on time' is probably the only realistically quantifiable variable22:53
fennso i think there's more to it than just getting the job done on time22:53
xp_prgthat is all it is22:56
xp_prgfenn what do you do for money?22:56
fennxp_prg: what do you do in order to get an interview?22:56
fennxp_prg: nobody will give me any money, it's the damnedest thing22:57
fenni can sing and dance and jump through flaming hoops but i guess it doesn't matter22:57
xp_prgwell you have to show confidence, get your resume out there and stuff22:58
fennhow many different applications would you say it takes before you land a job?22:59
fennwait, how many applications before you get an interview22:59
xp_prgfenn do you love software development?22:59
xp_prgdoes it show?22:59
fennwell.. i do it in my copious spare time22:59
xp_prgdo you do side projects just for fun and for free?22:59
fennyes23:00
xp_prgdo you have a computer science degree?23:00
fennno23:00
xp_prgok just get one of those first, and also a masters will help23:00
fenndo people really consider that?23:00
xp_prgit seems they do in my life23:00
fenndo you have a computer science degree?23:01
xp_prgyes and 2 masters23:03
fenn2 masters degrees? what ever for?23:03
xp_prgcuz they were free23:03
xp_prgand it helps my career23:04
fennhm. state sponsored schooling?23:04
fennis there like some kind of test you can take and you get to skip all the intro bullshit classes?23:05
xp_prgyes you can clep out23:05
xp_prgI recommend getting certifications for 100.00 and sylvan learning test centers23:05
xp_prgthat will jump start your career fast23:05
xp_prghelp people all irc channels with programming problems gtoo23:06
xp_prgdress seductively in interviews23:06
fennum. seductively eh23:06
xp_prgdo you know how to look sexy to someone?23:07
fenndo they teach that in school?23:07
xp_prgno23:07
xp_prgyou have to learn that on your own23:07
xp_prgpractice with kanzure23:08
fennoh god no23:08
fennsorry kanzure23:08
fennman this is all such a scam23:09
fenna multi trillion dollar a year scam23:09
xp_prgfenn where do you live?23:10
fennaustin, tx right now23:10
xp_prgok move to CA silicon valley immediately23:10
xp_prgOnly two things exist in Texas23:11
xp_prgone of them gets along in CA well23:11
fennsteers?23:11
fennxp_prg: how many hours a week do you work? and what percentage of that goes toward paying rent and taxes (such as car insurance)23:12
xp_prgalot23:13
xp_prgqueers23:13
fennok how much goes to just rent23:13
xp_prgalot23:13
fennpercent, ballpark figure23:13
xp_prgafter taxes like 20%23:14
fenni'm asking this because if i have to pay the same amount for rent as someone with 2 masters degrees, it may not even be possible23:14
fennoh, 20% is not bad23:15
fennso, in CA where queers are plentiful, for a male to dress 'seductively' at an interview is a significant factor?23:16
xp_prgthe other approach is to marry into wealth23:16
xp_prgyes very23:16
fennsometimes i wish i were queer, at least it would be an excuse23:17
fennthere's no "fenn-pride" movement you know23:18
xp_prgfenn how old are you?23:19
fennso the world just hates me for no particular reason23:19
fennas of saturday i am 2723:19
xp_prghappy birthday man!23:19
xp_prgare you of an ethnic origin?23:19
fennpeople accuse me of being jewish on occasion23:20
fenni think i'm mostly english by blood23:20
xp_prgok23:20
xp_prgwell get out of 23:20
xp_prgTexas in a hurry23:20
fennhm.23:20
fenni have a hard time seeing how this would work23:21
fennthanks for your support and for answering most of my questions23:22
fennoh, you never answered the important one: how many applications until you get an interview23:22
xp_prg10023:23
fennseriously23:24
xp_prgyes23:24
fennwell ok, how many interviews before you land a job?23:25
xp_prg123:25
fenndo you use automated thingies like monster.com?23:25
xp_prgsometimes, use everything and anything23:26
xp_prguse your seductive qualities and charms23:26

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